Fuck halloween

I hope those little cunts understand the proper way to deal with grumpy shits like you. If so, enjoy cleaning toilet paper and eggs off everything you own. G'day.

lel what a miserable cunt

Absolutely based.

nah, that was obviously farmed out to a gook, it's why we have so many so they can do the writing for us

DEVILISH

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My 7 year old is currently in tears because I won't let her participate in this demonic, goober bullshit. Gates are locked, rottweiler is in the front yard and the lights are getting turned down. Any little bastard tries to come in my yard and they are in for a surprise.

Nothing wrong with Halloween, ya old prick.

Based ausbro
I have my sprinkler connected to my kitchen faucet. Hope these stupid bastards freeze to death tonight. Fuck snickers whore!

not fucking mutt land though you fucking mutt loving autofellating numbcunt

About 1 out of 10 houses where I am have decorations, and the only ones who go around are under 8 with their mums and they only stop at the decorated houses.

It's annoying and it's done half-assed.

It's a Satanic Jew holiday where they can openly be demon worshipers for the day.
It's the worst holiday by far

Haha

already tricked by hawke, keating & rudd

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>fuck Halloween?
No. Halloween is going to fuck (((YOU)))!

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Absolutely based

>2 minutes after creation
post by this ID
Fuck off tryhard.

They learn phonics in grade ten nowadays.

I wholeheartedly support this. Little cunts going around in shitty costumes rather than honoring the graves of their deceased relatives.

>foreigners take up Halloween
>foreigners do not take up other American holidays such as Thanksgiving

Why do you guys only celebrate our holidays which are "fun."

Stop resisting cunt and accept Americanization.

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>This is Australia not America
Meanwhile the magnificent game of cricket is being marketed to kids with nigger slang and ghetto ‘attitude’. Fuck this gay earth.
youtu.be/QorBAePFemI

>pre-Irish
Yeah, pre-Irish, and eventually Americanized and monetized I wonder (((witch))) could be behind it all,

this. having fucking kids kock on your door asking for candy is annoying as fuck.

It is demonic, and I hope you were able to deal the no trick nor treat blow gently.

Halloween has a history in the British isles that has existed longer than the USA

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trick-or-treating

it's just the American commercialisation of it that's made it what it is now. make some pumpkin pie

>Fool
If you’re against one you should be against the other. Wait, let me guess, are you the same clown, the ghoul, who posts the “Protestantism’s big lie” videos? The flag checks out and your decidedly Catholic vibes here do, too. Is it you?

This is how your house gets set on fire.

People don’t celebrate this shit here even if the celebration has a lot of celtic/pre-christian vibes.
Fun fact, actually there are hundreds of small communities in Italy that celebrate the all-saints veil as the night of spirits.
I think it’s because the celtic traditions were never rooted out.

You see, This is something that people on Jow Forums use to indicate that they know this is a shill thread, mostly due to the content of OP's post.

>Fuck this gay earth.
Yeah it's pretty fucking fabulous rite about nao

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Monetized by and for the Jews, perhaps, yes, but it goes back to the Druids.

Deal with the Chinks and we'll talk.

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>American commercialization of it
Lol. You guys just replace your own variant of those traditions with our own and generally take the worse parts of it. Thanksgiving, Mother's Day, and Father's Day, three holidays founded in America, never really spread beyond our borders because they weren't "fun."

Why do I have to give candy to fucking Gen Z. I'd rather give red pills.

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Fuckwits in nz pushing to ban fireworks and guy fawkes (for your safety goy), but hoovering up trash from china and simple carbs.

Yes, but, far removed from its Druid roots, a bunch of 5-6 year olds and especially ones younger than that playing dress up is cute, at least when you have kids that age, but it’s all for the shekels and it’s far removed from God and Christianity, though fools, myself included in the past, have participated in the fun and, well, the shekels won’t make more shekels just sitting there.

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got into an argument with my family about Halloween, they think it's evil and stuff, when I asked them to show me where it says in the bible that Halloween is evil, they couldn't find a verse or scripture. Why are all Apostolics like this? I then told them by that logic Christmas shouldnt be celebrated either since its just like Halloween pure consumerism and they got angry. Am I right or wrong?

>chang detected

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its shit
why are american traditions so shit?

you do know its pagan and not american right? it started in Ireland 2000 years ago or more.

This hows how fucking dumb some cunts are

>The only American tradition is Halloween guise
What about the many other holidays we have, most celebrated here more than Halloween and seen as more important, such as Thanksgiving, Mother's Day, and Father's Day. Yet, the foreign scum just sucks up our most consumerist traditions and ignores the rest. And it is not even like you guys even developed a culture, so I guess you have to supplant it with British and American culture and take the worse traditions and beliefs from both of them.

Didn't think Australians hated us this much...

I am not really sure you know what that means

Found the Boomer

read them my post - they are all shit.

All of the holidays you posted are shit.

why are they so shit?

yeah i remember trick or treating as a kid for the first time, got told "fuck off this isnt america" by some fat slob

It's literally being pushed by (((coles))) and (((woolies))) to sell more candy. That's it. That's the sole reason Halloween is a "thing" now.

Halloween is a Scottish holiday you retard

Totally agree with an oz cunt for once. Fuck Halloween!

i had more children knock on my door during Halloween when i lived in a small country town of 1000 pop as opposed to living in the city

Based

>Thanksgiving is meant to honor your ancestors and God
>Father's and Mother's Day is meant to honor your father and mother
>lmao that's shit
>Australian

not surprised, considering your ancestors were the scum of the Earth even the bongs couldn't stand and had to be sent to the farthest place away from your homeland. Your mothers were probably all alcoholics whose only gifts given to you by them were fetal alcohol syndrome and ugliness, your fathers probably spent all his money with the mates and neglected to feed you, and you probably hate God for making you an Australian. But, nonetheless, we Americans have something to be proud of, which is devoid in Australia.

Forever right is like forever alone. Sometimes you need to rub blue woad into your belly button while living among the Picts.

It pisses me off that so many Australians are dumb fucks who think Halloween is American.

Where the fuck is aus/pol/??????!?

THIS

fuck muttoween!

>foreigners do not take up other American holidays such as Thanksgiving
But in Bongland now there is 'Black...whatever fucking day it is after twatting thanksgiving' where everyone beats each other up for some towels.
Hate it so much. Even more of a meaningless capitalist bullshit idea as we don't even get a nice roast the day before

Carrying guns and not trusting the government are great traditions.

Why not do both?

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NPC Aussies really believe Orangeman Bad.
even the mildly aware understand there are nuances.

Don't wanna be a pariah I've just moved into this area and theres lots of kids.. Going to Aldi to get some shitty sweets. I'm out of beer anyway.

I was born in the U.K. magapede.

your holidays are lame and shit

>takes up Thanksgiving and Black Friday
>only celebrates the one where you rush into malls to get 5% off last year's fashion and sub par TVs
>not the part about thanking God and your ancestors
point proven.

maybe in far north Queensland steve you fucking retard

Now give those out in Harlem.

You have to Go Back!

Samhain
Good time to light your bonfire and meet your dead mates

I'm surprised that the UK government hasn't made it mandatory to send your kids out into the night to knock on Muhammad door. Little kids delivered straight to my door? Praise Allah.

Observe, anons.

You can take the cuck out of Britain, but you can't take Britain out of the cuck.

What are some prominent English or Australian holidays besides Christmas and Easter which is celebrated blanketly across Western Civilization and your average nationalist holiday (Australia Day for example).

What are you even on about? How is regurgitating (((melting pot))) consumerist non-culture that has no root in the area equivalent to celebrating all hallow's eve?

Did you get sent over there as punishment for not having your TV loicence?

Steve Smith and Warner are fucking cheats just like the rest of you in-bred fuckwits

Beer day.
Its celebrated everywhere.
Its celebrated every day.
I'm celebrating it now.

Eternal Anglo!

Australia was created by criminals, America by pussies.

Bombfire night
VE/ ANZAC day

Fuck Harlem. I live in Detroit.

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>Bombfire night
Have you been making bonfires with bombs?

lmao
muh devilz

>Watching commercial pablum sports on the loisence box.
You really do need to go back.

>takes up Thanksgiving and Black Friday.
Didn't really take it up.
A random electrical shop did it for a trial and then loads of shops followed. Hordes descended.

So yeah, sorry you're right we have taken it up by dint of landwhales fighting in the aisles for a cordless telephones.

Thanks.
but I suppose we did give you that fat guy on the late show

I see nothing wrong with halloween (the trick or treat part, not the holiday itself) if it's happening a country that has been doing it for at least a century. If not then you've been memed by Nestlé and costume makers into consuming like a fucking idiot thinking it's tradition. Most things coming from america are subverted traditions disguised as such to make more shekels.

Thats hard mode. I celebrate your short but glorious life, user. *raises beer*

Doesn't every kid?

top kek

Based.

> If so, enjoy cleaning toilet paper and eggs off everything you own.

If that happened to my house they'd be cleaning their blood off of my fucking lawn.