Where can I find a girl like this?

Where can I find a girl like this?

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Crack dens

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ikr

everywhere

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kek this
there are broken women everywhere you look, the question is are you smart enough to seduce them?

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the only answer

At this number +61451231504

MOSSAD IS CONDUCTING A FALSE FLAG OPERATION TODAY - LIKELY A SHOOTING

High school

At a psychiatrist's office.

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> +61451231504
You don't know how tempted I am to call that.

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>where can I find a girl
You can't

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A trap at a bar.
They don't exist

Holy shit this is too weird to look at, I know so many girls just like this

Fuck bro that's my missus

That's literally my cat, including the litter box

>the trough
No way girls can be this disgusting.

do it. we saved the jews earlier, need to restore the balance. need a good kek.

nigguh youd be surprised how disgusting these smuts can be not exactly in having a trough but in other ways. these bitches cave in to the strongest stimulated impulse and make a civil rights movement out of it metaphorically and literally if they dont want to fight it and choose to succumb to it.

>>the trough
>No way girls can be this disgusting.

You've never been to a women's bathroom? It's the stuff of nightmares. Ask any janitor.

Gonna have to settle for less

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You never had to deal with a woman?

Minus the trough, this is very accurate.

I know many girls who just hang out in their rooms masturbating and surfing pinteres and fucking around with their social media presence.

And yes, also occasionally cutting themselves.

No clue why women do this shit. They act like male NEETs are really pathetic and sad but female recluses are also very fucked up and weird

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>pee pee trough
Explain

>That pic
Does she know she has fetal alcohol syndrome?

Women don't have penoor so they have trouble pissing in bottles.

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That is an attempt to make it seem like ALL women are horrible. It begins with a typical female character type and just adds "you will NEVER have a relationship with her!" or "She will DEVALUE you even if it seems she loves you". Bullshit. Plenty of girls i dated with those traits and i was always the one to dump them because of high standards. I genuinely feel sorry for them today. Some were good girls.

What would happen if we had an Asperger breeding program? Would we breed the Kwisatz Haderach?

Why would you want to?

Eventually you'd have full-blown glue-eating, draws-Sonic-fan art-on-their-math-homework autists.

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Not even that kind of trainwreck would want you, you hopeless autistic cunt. You're unsalvageable.

brother, Venti is a queen goddess

I don't even deny that I literally have an e-crush on her

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The macro specifically says it's referring to sluts.
It further says it's referring to sluts with Cluster B personality disorders.
Then you parachute in and start screeching that the picture hurt your feelings by being mean to girls

You are a cunt. Get back in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and shut your whore mouth when a man is speaking.

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Incels like OP only have one option.

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>>get cheated on
>>"f..fffuck you i....i.i.i.i.uhhmm i'm dumping you"
>>"ahahah i'm such an alpha with high standards"

quality

"Her" face is that of a spic with fetal alcohol syndrome, "she" has man hands and "her" body is not that hot so not even a paper bag would do the trick.

His name is Rover.

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Yes I'm just like one of you nerds. Now pay up- I mean donate.

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She's a filthy neg roid mutt who literally sleeps on sheets stained with cat shit. She NEEDS to be gassed.

Dude... who hurt you?

Middleschool

That's just a play on the eggs copy pasta.

I know people who have stepped even lower.

of those pictures i like the tranny one the most

This just makes me pity camwhores more

mental hospital

Care to share?

/cgl/ but they're all lesbians

I refuse to believe there is someone that gullible, autistic, loves struck and stupid and the woman still pitties him to not dump him. I mean only way she wouldn't dump you is if you made more money than her and her bulls,

No, it isn't, you stupid gypsy. The only thing they have in common is that they both contain eggs. By your rationale, my breakfast was a play on the eggs copypasta.

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ehem

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This is how tons of women are, especially women with "social media" presences who spend a lot of time online

I've dated a few and have friend sexual-ish relationships with a few, it's a bizarrely common thing. I was shocked the first time desu

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FUCK i want to iimpregnate bonbi and NYAN!

is that a piic of them>!

Starts fapping.

Brittany has been my gateway drug for black girls.
Now I want to make a spicy cappuccino out of every negresses I meet.
Mix my pure 100% bavarian semen with her pure black womb and make beautiful diarrhea colored babies.

lesbians dont exist, only man haters do.
they dont fuck rubber vaginas, every single one of them owns a collection of prosthetic cocks, of all colors and sizes. they in fact love dick, nullifying the existence of their own hateful ideology.

Lesbians only stay lesbian if they can't get dick.

In some type of institution

So that in 6 years the whole class has to suffer being next to a nigress who breaks shit, starts fights and annoys everyone?

You don’t want to. Avoid mentally ill women like the plague, you will never save them and they will ruin you. BPDs are especially horrible.

I’ve been to a single mother’s flat once which smelled like cat piss and the bathroom sink was filthier than anything I’ve ever seen, it even had blood in it.

Here, a lot of them are Larping here as men.

Just ask me for my cousins number.

One day.

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this is so sad I laughed, i've never had that reaction before........plz frens kill me

They wouldn't have to wait that long if they had balls

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Robowaifu is best waifu.

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what's with the beary pink in all these?

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Omg disgusting male fantasy, you incels are weird

One's a man and the other doesn't exist. So the only thing for OP and his ilk is "non-existent" gf followed by a healthy dose of shotgun mouthwash at 43.

OMG that's literally me

Are you the turbo gay Spaniard?

tits or gtfo

Ask janitors who clean women’s bathroom.. period pads everywhere, piss on the floor, shit and period blood in the toilet bowl, sometime toilet seat

Weird musky period blood smell, lots of makeup products left on the sink and vomit everywhere if you are a janitor at a club or something

kill yourself brittany

No, this is.

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But of course


Hear me out laddies
>>be me
>>get invited to a friend's bbq
>>"dude there will be chicks!"
>>I already know who he has invited,i know it will be a shitshow
>>but I love trainwrecks so I go
>>the bbq goes on as normal,have fun,play soccer,drink and whatnot
>>we decide to go for a walk to the beach
>>something weird happens
>>this chick "Noemi", she has a boyfriend and an orbiter who she keeps flirting with while the boyfriend is present
>>the boyfriend know about the orbiter and vice versa
>>but she is with neither of them
>>there is this weird albanian guy in our group,good looking but completely retarded
>>they're french kissing,she's getting fondled and she is gently caressing his dick while we walk
>>me and the rest of the group are just staring at this obscenity with wild eyes
>>the orbiter and boyfriend sometime glance at her,they try to smile and act like everything is ok
>>they try not to sob softly as we get to the beach
>>I'm just laughing all the way while exchanging bantz
Mfw

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>>he thinks I'm letting the niglet get out of the basement where i make my owm homegrown sexslaves.
Lol what a fag.

>let's go ride horses
She ain't innocent.

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>tfw as a fucked up male the only chance I have is with a 10 times more fucked up girl than me

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Autism support group

No one cares you filthy mexican

Everyone in this thread deserves to die.

Best so far

>When two Italian "men" fight the Albo wins
Since her name was Noemi I am guessing she was a skinny as a twig with fake tits and fake eyebrows.

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Eventually you'd have full-blown glue-eating, draws-Sonic-fan art-on-their-math-homework autists
That was my gf in middle school, she had Asperger, shy, extremely introverted, bullied and a die hard sonic fan

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Tell us where we hurt you user

Did she also like trains?

Post mamories naooo

How many of these do you have saved?

It's the holohols that must die.

We need more of this

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What the fuck

Had something similar happen to my friend at a party and he was to cuck to do anything so iI told the guy I would fuck him up if he touched her again, seemed to work he tried to act all nice after that. Then about 3 or 4 hours later they both dissapeared, ah well did what I could

Fucking idiot is still with her

2D

Post calf.