Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes

I'm gonna get balls deep in some bitch today
Ya'll know girls crave spooky semen snacks
Help me come up with a spoopy costume last minute
(Adolf Hitler didn't work last time)

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stop engaging in degenerate behaviour

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Imagine the smell

>gonna get balls deep in some bitch today
wrap it.

Stab a knife into a box of Capn Crunch and say you're a cereal killer

Halloween doesn't exist anymore. The only thing that remains is 18-25 year olds getting drunk at a party dressed as whores and whatever they could find at goodwill. People don't trick-or-treat because no one knows their neighbors, and even if they did, niggers from Somalia don't care about your retarded holiday.

no shit, sherlock

I'm thinking Wizard. I'm gonna wear minimal underwear, maybe some tightey whiteys, under a cape that I can open or close in the front. I hope goodwills has what I need. Also I'll bring a staff which I can use to beat drunk adversaries when they get mad that I stole their gf cause I'm the supreme chad.

>not wearing only a pizza box
what am I thinking

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