Brit/pol/ - Halloween Edition

>Brexit rage: Petition to stop second referendum gains more than 90,000 signatures
express.co.uk/news/politics/1038611/brexit-news-peoples-vote-second-referendum-leave-EU-news-petition

> Gaza on fire: At least 130 Palestinians are shot on the Israeli border
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6295535/Protesters-launch-incendiary-balloons-Israel-latest-Gaza-violence.html

>Facebook daily visits growth slows as sales miss forecasts
bbc.co.uk/news/business-46038496

>WWF report: Mass wildlife loss caused by human consumption
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46028862

>Can Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, Survive the Jamal Khashoggi Murder?
newyorker.com/news/news-desk/can-saudi-arabias-crown-prince-mohammed-bin-salman-survive-the-jamal-khashoggi-murder

>UK to recruit 1,000 more diplomatic staff to maintain international clout after Brexit, Jeremy Hunt to announce
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-brexit-diplomats-staff-language-increase-foreign-embassies-jeremy-hunt-a8608921.html

>George Osborne 'regrets' mistakes that led to Brexit vote
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46039623

>As Merkel Eyes Exit, Nervous E.U. Wonders Who’ll Take the Stage
nytimes.com/2018/10/30/world/europe/angela-merkel-european-union.html

>BREXIT BOMBSHELL: Ireland ‘SECRETLY PLANNING’ for hard Brexit – shock survey of border
express.co.uk/news/politics/1038482/brexit-news-ireland-irish-border-hard-brexit-leo-varadkar-northern-ireland

> Miss Earth Lebanon is stripped of title after photo with Miss Israel
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6290245/Miss-Earth-Lebanon-stripped-title-posing-photo-Miss-Earth-Israel.html

>Government must 'get a grip' on Sellafield
bbc.co.uk/news/business-46038551

>RemoveDebris: UK satellite tracks 'space junk'
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46031412

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=cjp-Gyo5tNM
scribd.com/document/374193539/james-mason-siege-pdf
ironyouthparty.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/strategy.pdf
nslegion.org/Books/The_Turner_Diaries.pdf
lionandcompass.com/industrial-society-and-its-future.pdf
we.riseup.net/assets/389236/Kaczynski Anti-Tech Revolution Why and How.pdf
resist.com/Onlinebooks/might-is-right-ragnar-redbeard.pdf
scribd.com/document/385584191/can-life-prevail-by-pentti-linkola-2009
marines.mil/Portals/59/Publications/FMFRP 12-18 Mao Tse-tung on Guerrilla Warfare.pdf
archive.org/details/NationalSocialistPoliticalSoldiersHandbook
resist.com/Onlinebooks/For-Legionaries.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=bZFeCjUpqOI
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-46047494
theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/31/essex-street-appears-in-republican-candidate-pro-trump-advert
google.com/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1038608/great-british-bake-off-2018-final-rahul-mandal-winner-fix-channel-4/amp
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Hey mates, did any of you catch the news that Ainsley has been cast as Ian Paisley in the upcoming biopic?

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2nd for Halloween norfs!

Second for posting in a JTRIG honeypot thread

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=cjp-Gyo5tNM

You evil Czech bastard!

Just been told i have no choice but to work new years.

And its normal pay. I hate being on a zero hour contract

>When Papists blow up a furniture shop so your boys go to their neighbourhood and kneecap all of the fighting-age men

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Stop whining you brat.

>can hear kids right outside my window

GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

pretty scared lads

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>List of shills

Every tripfag
every user
anyone who posts a norf fc
anyone who disagrees with seejposter
anyone who doesn't worship ted kacyznski
anyony who hasn't read seej yet (reed seej 1488)
Eddie
Eddie
Eddie
Eddie
Karenposter

>List of not shills

me

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kek
>Enjolras: STFU Marius we're running a revolution not your personal diary

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You sneaky little bastards and your corporate counterparts literally amount to 50% of this entire general at this point in time. Well let me tell you, you're just not quite sneaky enough are you!

Why are you posting here if we're all shills?
This is a shill discussion group and it's not for you. bye bye now!

Remember to buy branded 'candy' in order to give to children dressed in store-bought costumes who threaten you because of an American cultural import.

Your grasp of percentages is almost as bad as your understanding of the subjects you've been sent here to try to smear.

So, fellow shills. Anyone found any particularly effective tactic to disrupt the Nationalist revolutionaries that congregate here? I've found out that calling someone a shill automatically kills discussion and makes anons flee the threads.
I wholeheartedly encourage it.c

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all good children go to heaven

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READ THESE
JAMES MASON - SIEGE
scribd.com/document/374193539/james-mason-siege-pdf
DAVID MYATT - GUIDE TO THE TACTICS AND STRATEGY OF REVOLUTION
ironyouthparty.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/strategy.pdf
WILLIAM LUTHER PIERCE - THE TURNER DIARIES and HUNTER
nslegion.org/Books/The_Turner_Diaries.pdf
THEODORE KACZYNSKI - INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE and ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
lionandcompass.com/industrial-society-and-its-future.pdf
we.riseup.net/assets/389236/Kaczynski Anti-Tech Revolution Why and How.pdf
RAGNAR REDBEARD - MIGHT IS RIGHT
resist.com/Onlinebooks/might-is-right-ragnar-redbeard.pdf
PENTTI LINKOLA - CAN LIFE PREVAIL?
scribd.com/document/385584191/can-life-prevail-by-pentti-linkola-2009
MAO TSE-TUNG - ON GUERILLA WARFARE
marines.mil/Portals/59/Publications/FMFRP 12-18 Mao Tse-tung on Guerrilla Warfare.pdf
COMBAT 18 - NATIONAL SOCIALIST POLITICAL SOLDIER'S HANDBOOK
archive.org/details/NationalSocialistPoliticalSoldiersHandbook
CORNELIU CODREANU - FOR MY LEGIONARIES
resist.com/Onlinebooks/For-Legionaries.pdf

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Am I autistic for not understanding Halloween at all

yes

yeah

yes you fucking retard

Load of weird folky traditions snatched up for their use in flogging tat perpetuated by need to fit in

james mason is a nonce

>Mason insists he has never taken photos of girls younger than fifteen and that he had "nothing harder than a Hustler" on the premises. "I've never messed with kiddie porn," he says. "But they're trying to give me this jacket."

But it's what exactly- camp horror? It's not scary or macabre, even for children. Is it supposed to be 'laughing at death'?

It's an excuse to sell themed costumes, cheap horror films, sweets, and take cultural attention away from the native Bonfire Night and put it into a far more corporate-friendly Americanised 'holiday.'

Now that's a nonce hunter vid I want to see

Almost perfect, but Idris Elba has been cast for the Powell biopic. They're trying to set things up for a cinematic universe where Irdris, Ainsely and Leezo have to unite to fight the white version of Powell, Paisley and Mosley.

He's back boys
youtube.com/watch?v=bZFeCjUpqOI

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its about an excuse to play some spooky games like silent hill 2, and resident evil

>new doctor who...still brilliant...still loving it
>*voice cracks*
>yeah it's....good stuff right now

what is it with basedbeans and not being able to admit to disliking anything new?

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Because it starts you down the path of admitting that basically everything new is utter trash.

you should've said lad

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Are you willing to argue that Halloween is anything but a corporate-led Americanism?

for me, it’s jose mourinho

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It’s a tradition that stretches back to the 15th century

Fucking kek.

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You're really going to have to stretch the definition of 'tradition' in order to form any comparison to modern Halloween and the version of the past.

Who else /UpperClass/ here?

Shit lads, this is going to change minds what tf do we do?

I am high caste

To the lad the other day harping on about how good adultwork is, just letting you know I had a cracking time this afternoon from using it, you were right.

Eddie.

>Gordy
>Using incel as a pejorative
Pot. Kettle.

Which is why I said
>Lot of weird folky traditions snatched up
Modern trick-or-treating is several degrees removed from guising and the like, it's like comparing contemporary Christmas celebrations to their C15 equivalents

SIEG

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Do you feel empty inside now? Like the after wank regret times a thousand?

HEIL

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if your a souf fc cunt you get the gas too

Not sure if I'll ever do it again, but I had a ball doing whatever I wanted to do. Tried a bunch of new things, found out what I liked and disliked.
Something about the russian accent makes me cum buckets.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-46047494
top zozzle

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What did she do that you disliked kek?

How are you lads spending Halloween?
White wine and cheese sandwiches for me

It's as bas as the Indian accent. I don't like it.

Grabbed my nipples and twisted them 720 anti clockwise. I'm pretty sure I don't like that.

"Greatest Ally" strikes again.

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oh no no no hahahaha
Essex is a shithole, though.

literally stole my post

theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/31/essex-street-appears-in-republican-candidate-pro-trump-advert

top fucking kek

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I know! Based America insulting us!

fuck off kids

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Do I watch Altered States or The Tenant soon?

>Us
>Essex

>Petition to stop brexit.
They already voted and lost. Point at them and laugh.

>Essex is a county in the East of England.
Yep, looks like us to me.

>dr nick stella

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Actually walked past a based black man in a MAGA hat in Leeds last week.

He was stood at a bus stop with his kids, and was speaking in an African sounding accent.

Pretty random thing really.

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Could have sworn Essex was in England

Oh he's talking about the synagogue, I'd forgotten about that kek

It's still better than Detroit. It's ridiculous and extremely hypocritical that they would say this given that their parties policies killed one of the greatest cities in the US! Anybody want some cheap real estate before they say, "fuck it" and turn it back into farmland?

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Is Eddie here.

I've only seen Altered States, so that one

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>Clacton

lol as if the guardian wasn't ultra-sneer about that shitheap for decades

lads
i just buttered me up two nice thick slices of white loaf using this fancy £3 butter, then open a packet of mccoy's salt n vinigar and filled 'er
gordon doesn't know how to cook

trump mentioned it so trump trumps clacton

Yeah and I could have sworn it is a shit part of England.

misread file name as eddie

Eddie!

So many bairns knocking on the door lads. Pain in the arse.

Don't you sort of feel like the guy who laughs along with someone mocking him?
>'Hahaha, good one, Deano.'
What a sorry excuse for nationalists we have in this country.

He's right, though, coastal Essex is a shithole and the exact sort of thing any sane country would avoid

If this was America you could blow away the kids with a shotgun and the neighborhood would hail you a hero.

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I'll start making jokes about the grooming gangs then. After all, the places they operate are shitholes, and the girls are low-class chavs.

Just scratchin me arse and sniffin me fingers, cheaper than buyin beef crisps innit

Trick-or-treat is an American invention.

A sane country would seek to resolve it status as a shithole

just got myself a ngubu in my topps match attax lads

woosh

google.com/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1038608/great-british-bake-off-2018-final-rahul-mandal-winner-fix-channel-4/amp
*breathes in*
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

>Decrying the state of the place is the same as writing off the people unfortunate enough to have to live there
"No."

>OOOOOOHHHH TONEH TONEH

>TONEH TONEH TONEH ROBINSON

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But doesn't Jow Forums always say that places are bad because of the people that live there?

based baldrick

>Jow Forums is one person
>brit/pol/ is the same as outer/pol/

What is it this time Baldrick?

lads im in work. what do