What languages do you guys hate?

>Portuguese
>English with an Indian accent
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Fucking kek.

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English is like the secret club of languages. It’s not enough to know the rules, hell the rules don’t even hold true half the time, you have to just “know” how to speak properly.

>Have you ever even heard of a vowel?
so you don't know about Czech then if you think Polish is bad
>The czech longest sentence without any vowel is "Škrt plch z mlh Brd pln skvrn z mrv prv hrd scvrnkl z brzd skrz trs chrp v krs vrb mls mrch srn čtvrthrst zrn."

>ghou fek yewraself
لول

Alright, I'll give you that one. That is pretty fucking horrible.

Besides Polish isn't really that bad, anyone can learn to say w Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie within a few years.

holocaust victims were actually very well fed, it's just the jew withers when denied its subversive outlets and shekels.

nice one habibi

Kek. Alright, that one gave me a good laugh. I take it back. You guys are alright. Your women still look like men though.

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>How the fuck do you expect me to know what squiggly line with a dot above it is supposed to mean?
that's a ghain, as in Ghazza or Baghdad. You can know by learning from your neighbours.

>لول
top fyf

Jesus jumped up Christ, who designed the Czech language? Somebody with Dyslexia?

holy fucking how? youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3j5jp5IoY

>Welsh
I don't think this language even has a fucking vowel never mind the linguistic gymastics they perform to turn half of their consents to vowels. The entire language revolves around a competition of how who can split the most at the other person they're talking to.
>Polish
If you ever see a polish name come back to me because what the actual fuck is that name?
Markuszjekykclvtyz is an example, the words comprise of 5%vowel 95% letter combinations that cannot be pronounced together. And apparently the name above is pronounced "Markus"

Polish pronunciation is pretty straightforward, vastly more so than say French or English, it's highly phonetic, it's just that you have single sounds made from more than one letter (which isn't unusual), so it seems impossible if you see rz, cz or sz and assume that each letter is pronounced separately, once you understand that rz is just like zh in english, cz like ch and sz like sh then it gets clearer.

>polish
>can read and write arabic
So you're preparing aren't you?

>English
Literally a language for retards. Coarse and simplistic but at the same time full of idiotic rules that only apply 23% of the time. As a bonus, every disgusting nation that utilizes it, does so in a different manner, resulting in a fuckton of dialects and accents that sometimes can't even understand eachother.
>Vietnamese
Just listen to this shit, it's like a bunch of monkeys screeching at eachother.

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Yep, my point exactly.

I can read and write (only the scripts, not the languages) cyrillic, greek, arabic, hebrew, and a little bit of some others like armenian (can't remember all the letters, too many), both from personal interest and from designing a typeface.

To me it sounds like Spanish and Polish mixed together

Armenian looks like some child tried to rewrite Arabic with a compass

a fellow type designer? on MY board?

lel, to me it looks like Unuuqupuu

spanish

Most English speakers pronounce their Rs. Only a few dialects in New England and old England do not.

Man, there sure are quite a few butthurt Polacks in this thread. I didn't think it would trigger you that much when I made it.

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I speak english, romanian and some german

I like the romanian language, its very to me.

Limba romana este o limba destul de frumoasa, una destul de unica in europa de est. Mi se pare ca are un balans destul de placut intre elemente latine si slave.
Dar asta nu conteaza, fiindca tu te caci pe tine si o sa ma faci "tigan".

Dead on there lad

I don't design regular typefaces, only one stroke-based one for my interface system.

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>So you're preparing aren't you?
You got an audible kek from me my dude

Made by a literal kike as a way to promote globalization.

Look at that, the carpathian gypsy monkey learned italian so he could beg in rome

Mexican disgusting goblin language

OOGA BOOGA AUSTRALIEN

The only language I hate is the screeetching liberal.
youtube.com/watch?v=q9vti3PH2MA

No language on the planet is worse than Haitian Creole. NONE. It is vomit in your ears, it's a disgusting lazy combination of "french" and nigger voodoo gibberish, anyone who has ever had the misfortune to hear it spoken aloud would agree with me. At least some other terrible languages are at least somewhat useful and can be used constructively, but the linguistic still birth that is the Haitian language is good for nothing besides letting everyone in your vicinity know that you are violent, dumb, smell like shit, and consider mud cookies to be a delicacy.

Arabic.
I can't stand those hideous scratches.

>>English
>Literally a language for retards....
I remember now, I've also noticed you don't need teeth to speak English.

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Vietnamese Khmer etc are the most disgusting languages on the planet. It's like a terrible mixture of cat fight sounds, someone choking, and nasally whining.

>How to fuck am I supposed to pronounce some shit like zsdkjbylski?
ez
youtube.com/watch?v=t-fcrn1Edik

>all these people saying Arabic
cringe

Srsly speaking tho, in reallity the beauty of a tongue depends only on the person who is speaking it

............how the fuck do they comunicate without getting tired. Pronouncing that in my mind made me anxious

Vietnamese sounds like a gang of cats fighting.
Welsh and Gaelic, please explain why your words have 35 letters and you pronounce 2 of them.

the WORST language that ever entered human ears

polish language is suited for LATIN. The order of words in a sentence is copied from LATIN. In fact, if somebody speaks polish then they're capable of speaking LATIN most closely to what the original LATIN was

If only you knew...

Happy halloween

Here is an HP lovecraft poem about foreign culture and language, see what he says about polish

For years I'd sav'd my few and hard-earn'd pence
To cross the seas and visit Providence.
For tho' by birth an Englishman am I,
My forbears dwelt in undersiz'd R.I.
Until, prest hard by foreign immigrations,
Oblig'd they were to leave the old Plantations,
And seek a life of quiet and repose
On British soil, whence our family rose.

When on my trip I ventur'd to embark,
I stepp'd aboard a swift and pond'rous ark
Which swimm'd the waves, and in a single day
Attain'd its port in Narragansett Bay.
I left the ship, and with astonish'd eyes
Survey'd a city fill'd with foreign cries.
No word of discourse could I understand,
For English was unknown throughought the land.
I went ashore at Sao Miguel's Cape,
Where cluster'd men of ev'ry hue and shape.
They say, this place as "Fox Point" once was known,
But negro Bravas have that name o'erthrown.
Upon a shaky street-car, north I flew,
Swift borne along O'Murphy's Avenue.
Long, long ago, this street was call'd "South Main",
But such plain titles Erin's sons disdain.
At Goldstein's Court I quit the lumb'ring car,
And trod the pave that once was "Market Square".
At the east end, close by a tow'ring hill,
There stands the ruin of a brick-built pile:
The ancient "Board of Trade", the people say,
Left from the times before the Hebrew's sway.
Across a bridge, where fragrant waters run,
I shap'd my journey toward the setting sun.
A curving junction first engag'd my gaze;
My guide-book calls it "Finklestein's Cross-ways",
But in a note historical 'tis said,
That the old English nam'd the spot "Turk's Head".
A few yards south, I saw a building old;
A stone Post Office, waiting to be sold.

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I know they pronounce what looks like Krizwhooski as Shushefsky

My course now lay along a narrow street,
Up which I tramp'd with sore and weary feet.
Its name is Svenson's Lane, for by the Swede
"Westminster Street" was alter'd thus to read.
I next climb'd on a car northwestward bound,
And soon 'mid swarthy men myself I found
On La Collina Federale's brow,
Near Il Passagio di Colombo.
I then return'd and rode directly north;
On rusty rails the car humm'd o'er the earth.
Loud near my seat a man in scorn decry'd
An easy plan for reaching the East Side.
Throu' New Jerusalem we swiftly pass'd;
Beheld the wealth that Israel amass'd,
And quick arriv'd within New Dublin Town,
A city large from small "Pawtucket" grown.
From there I wander'd toward Nouvelle Paris,
Which in the past, "Woonsocket" us'd to be
Before the Gaul from Canada pour'd in
To swell the fact'ries, and increase their din.
Soon I return'd to Providence, and then
Went west to beard the Polack in his den.
At what was once call'd "Olneyville" I saw
A street sign painted: Wsjzxypq$?&%$ ladislaw.
With terror struck, I sought the wharf once more,
But as my steamboat's whistle 'gan to roar,
A shrivell'd form, half crouching 'twixt the freight,
Seiz'd on my arm, and halted short my gait.
"Who art though, Sirrah?" I in wonder cry'd;
"A monstrous prodigy," the fellow sigh'd:
"Last of my kind, a lone unhappy man,
My name is Smith! I'm an American!"

And this is why English is the best language

Finnish is the worst sounding language

This man knew things.
>You are all now aware that the entire Cthulhu mythos is an allegory of the Jews, their various control schemes, and their ultimate end goals

>w Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie

How the fuck is this romans and shieet

Is this bait?

Wrong, Romanian is the modern language most close to latin

it's not romance you retard, it's obvious it's slavic, but it was intermingled with latin in middle ages or renaissance, idk

All this laughing is making my lungs hurt.

Its true (((they))) have their tentacles everywhere in the minds of men, just like the cult of Cthulhu

imagine giving a fuck what a nation that lost a war against birds thinks

Sardinian is

nobody asks you to pronounce anything in our language, anglotrash criminal offspring, why would you? you speak just your mother-tongue (limited brain capacity due to shit dna) and better start learning chink talk before they buy you all out

grammar in chinese and vietnamese is so easy even you should be able to learn

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Lovecraft got more liberal when he got older though, he was even married to an Ukrainian Jewess for a while.

Spanish, and Bongistani "English"

>Garage door
>"Gay-rodge doo-ah"

>Water bottle
>"Wah-uhhl-boh-uhl"

>Refrigerator
>"Ray-fid-gah-ayy-tah"

Mexicans are also indistinguishable from orcs.

No you are right, we have hatians here in Canada and by God i have actually seen some white women say it sounds so exotic and interesting! Usually they're just bucktooth french bitches so its no great loss to us

While I love English, it is an absolute aborted cluster fuck of a language. Japanese easily wins the title for easy to learn, logical smooth sailing language,

French and Hebrew

We get a lot of Polish migrant workers here, and I absolutely LOVE IT. They smuggle cheap vodka and amazing polish pilsener over here and sell it for like a tenth of what I'd pay in a norbong store. They're also great workers who bust their ass in order to provide for their family back home. A few czysty wpierdols and kurwas is worth the benefits of having these bros around.

t. Electrician who works with polacks every now and then.

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>urkainian
>not jewish

You dont have to say the same thing twice

English is a disgusting language.

In his defense, he mentioned many times that his wife adopted anglo culture and was essentially not a practicing Jew.
Or else he wouldn't have married her

german is a guttural arabic-tier abomination. also hate spanish/portuguese, greasy-sounding language with lots of harsh noises.

How hard is it to understand that someone have more advanced language, and you speak like a monkey? U..u..u.u..A.A.a.u.u.u

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_phonology

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Polacks are great, don't know why so many Scandis hate them.

Irish is even more disg- OH WAIT IT DOESN'T EXIST AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH

Easy there, English is just a combination of french and German without the ich sound

Kek

Kek

in that case it should be no trouble for you

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My dear Kraut, you clearly meant
>THE THE THE THE

>t, jawlet

Any of the accents from those spic/nig islands, really.

>american
>clinton
>clin'n

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Kek

Poles remind Scandis what hard work, traditionalism, and not being gay looks like.

>nigger languages

Uvuvuvwevwevwe.
Like what the actual fuck?

>English with pajeet accent

Ahh let's do the needful.

I think the masses are getting used to them by now. The fact that the only argument against having them here is "DEY TURK UR JARBS" is also helping polack acceptance here. It'd be different if they were involved in a lot of violent crime, which they're almost never (except some fisticuffs in a bar here and there).

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>>English with pajeet accent
youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0

Save for laziness, those only apply to the Swedes.

old english sounds much nicer than german.
youtube.com/watch?v=jvgYLAKpU5g

Vietnamese, Thai, and Indonesian make me want to kill myself whenever I hear it.

Just looking at a Polish sentence makes me feel like I’m having a stroke. The sentences look like somebody had a seizure on the keyboard and the pols are calling us fags for not understanding. Makes my brain hurt.

>Pole giving advice about dental hygiene

Kek