/NOVA ERA/ (formerly /hue/volution) - Helium Big Nigger edition

/NOVA ERA/ is the place to discuss Brazilian politics during Jair Bolsonaro's presidency.

>BACKGROUND
Jair Messias Bolsonaro is a Brazilian congressman and former military officer. He has served as a member of the Chamber of Deputies, representing the state of Rio de Janeiro, since 1991. In an unprecedented presidential run, spending significantly less than his adversaries, under constant fire from the mainstream media, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro was elected by the popular vote to the presidency of Brazil. He will take office as the 38th president in January 1st 2019.

Bolsonaro is a pro-gun, pro-life, conservative Catholic. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and Bolivarian socialism. He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems.

>CONFIRMED MINISTERS
Onyx Lorenzoni - Chief of Staff
Paulo Guedes - Economy
General Augusto Heleno - Defense
LTC Marcos Pontes - Science and Technology

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I just made myself a framboesa shake

1 package of framboesa
1 handful of ice
500ml of alp cow milk

What are you drinkin tonight?

/hue/ sings Nova Era and O ano que Hue venceu anons are you here? Any updates on those projects?

Toddynho

that sounds tasty
>What are you drinkin tonight?
it's still afternoon here, so I just drank some coffe with milk

Would like Torresmo + cachaça and lemon?

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I never ate that
My friend told me I have to try dadinhos de tapioca

www12.senado.leg.br/ecidadania/visualizacaoideia?id=110312

OPERATION MORRE MACONHEIRO
youtube.com/watch?v=4X9MiQ4I61c
What should be done
a)Get first place as the most voted idea on the senate page
>Thats 253.804 votes + 1

b)Get social influencers, /ourguys/ retweeting this and discussing this
>Nando Moura
>Olavo de Carvalho
>Bolsonaro
>Bolsonaro kids
>Danilo Gentili
>Frota
>PSL redhaired girl from the south
>PSL military police with a big mustache
>Police instagram pages on facebook and instagram
>Right wing pages on facebook and instagram

c)Push it to the leftist bubbles, so they can viralize this in fear too
>Midia ninja
>Quebrando o tabu
>Reddit

d)Create OC to push this idea to the entire nation that is on social media
>Sikeira Jr memes
>Proerd memes
>Alborghetti memes

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Torresmo is based as fuck
Tapioca, depending on how thicc, is super fucking delicious tier

Based Jews
>O embaixador de Israel ofereceu projeto ao governo Bolsonaro durante encontro.
Na visita que fez ao presidente eleito Jair Bolsonaro (PSL), o embaixador israelense Yossi Shelley apresentou um projeto para solidificar parceria entre os dois países, segundo informações de O Globo.

>O diplomata de Israel anunciou a intenção do governo de seu país de bancar a instalação, na região Nordeste, de uma usina piloto de dessalinização de água do mar.

>Bolsonaro já havia falado sobre esta hipótese durante a sua campanha presidencial, conforme noticiou a Renova Mídia

Tapioca I make myself here because it is retardproof
But I never ate dadinhos de tapioca

Torresmo is some sort of deep fried bacon and smooked.

I am from nordeste, but what the hell is dadinhos???

torresmo is fried pig skin, really tasty with lemon to eat as a snack while drinking beer

Just a reminder that those who voted for Amoedo are legally retarded.

i never got to try "dadinhos de tapioca", but it kinda looks good.

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youtube.com/watch?v=TUasN3OJAgQ

SÃO OS NOVOS TEMPOS, LINDENBERGH

NOVA ERA CONFIRMED!!!!

You guys remember when we just joked around about Mitaggens?

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Tapioca shaped in cubes, Severino burro.

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Never saw this shit here

can confirm

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i'm at work, what is happening?

This is dadinho... a soft sweet made with peanut. Burros

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It's that kind of hipster food that normies like to eat paying much more money that it really worthd

Seething

ok, it doesn't look good anymore

Also it's good af and the wafer of dadinho is 100%foodporn

My friend makes 20 mil reais per month
I wish I was a rich Brazilian too

Apenas caipiras rurais e idiotas suburbanos votaram em Bolsonaro.

Todas as pessoas educadas da cidade votaram em Haddad.

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Esquerdistas at senate are sperging hard as fuck.
Lindenbergh is sperging.
Humberto Costa sperged.
Gleise sperged.

Pinochet here,
NOVOS TEMPOS there,
"É PARA MOSTRAR SERVIÇO AO REGIME BOLSONARISTA????",
ULTRANEOLIBERALISMO,
cartilha terrorismo is fascism there

This shit is fucking awesome, watch it!!!

SÃO OS NOVOS TEMPOS,
COMEÇAMOS AGORA O NOVO TEMPO DE INTOLERÂNCIA

But it is, brings me memories of my childhood. Cheap sweets

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They are memeing Pinochet into reality, they don't know what they are doing...

The next /NOVA ERA/ should be Médici edition

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Dadinho is top-tier poverty snack, that and pic related are the standard buteco food

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O Ibope discorda, uma vez que Bolsonaro foi o candidato com a maioria dos votos das pessoas que completaram desde a quinta série até o ensino superior, já o Haddad é popular com os que fizeram até a quarta série. Sem contar que só os mais pobres também votaram Haddad, enquanto pessoas com 2 ou mais salários mínimos votaram em sua maioria no Bolsonaro.

Alguma opinião sobre a fusão dos ministérios?
A maioria parece boa, mas fundir o do meio ambiente com a agricultura pode dar numa merda catastrófica.

THE LEFT IS OFFICIALLY DIVIDED
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cartacapital.com.br/politica/a-divisao-do-campo-progressista-apos-a-vitoria-de-bolsonaro
HAHAHAHAH

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Que diferença faz?
Ninguém trabalhou nessa porra, nunca, estão pilhando a Amazônia à décadas e agora fazem de conta estarem preocupados, os mesmos gringos que denunciam o desmatamento continuam comprando objetos feito com madeira daqui.
Talvez agora seja possível fazer algo sobre isso, e mesmo que façam, a oposição vai continuar dizendo que "não é suficiente".

Exactly my mate.
I never understand the fascination that people have with it nowadays. I mean.. it's good but it's unnecessary to say it it 28392999 times

Farmers don't want to turn the Amazon in a big so ybean farm. That's just some leftie shit talk

Translation for burgers:
>"Confira como devem ser os ministérios de Bolsonaro:
Check out how Bolsonaro's ministries will likely look like:
>1) Casa Civil - assumindo funções do Governo
Chief of Staf - taking over government functions
>2) Economia - fusão de Fazenda, Planejamento e Indústria, Comércio Exterior
Economy - fusion of Finance, Planning and Industry and Foreign Commerce
>3) Defesa
Defense
>4) Saúde
Health
>5) Ciência e Tecnologia (com ensino superior)
Science and technology (with superior education)
>6) Educação, Esportes e Cultura
Education, Sports and Culture
>7) Trabalho
Labour
>8) Minas e Energia
Mines and Energy
>9) Justiça e Segurança
Justice and Safety
>10) Integração Nacional ( com Cidades e Turismo)
National Integration (with Cities and Tourism)
>11) Infraestrutura, englobando Transportes
Infrastructure, including Transports
>12) Gabinete de Segurança Institucional
Institutional Security Cabinet, which controls ABIN
>13) Desenvolvimento Social (com Direitos Humanos)
social Development (with human rights)
>14) Relações Exteriores
Foreign relationships
>15) Agricultura e Meio Ambiente"
Agriculture and the Environment

Amazon will look like the Pantanal in 30 years
Only farmland left

Most of the Amazon isn't even good for planting and the infrastructure there is shit.
If anything treehucgers should be worried about mining

Pantanal is like the second richest place in bioshit in the world

I posted this on the last thread, but if the agro-business people are not retarded, they won't do anything that is bad for their business, right?
I mean, there is always the chance that they prove themselves to be retarded, but the people that were in power up to today already did that.

>destroy his forests for progress
>get rich
>third world country does the same
OH NONONO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Qual merda? Vão "destruir" a amazônia? Cara, pelo amor de deus, tenha bom senso e compreenda que o meio internacional iria usar de diversos meios para prevenir e impedir isso.
Agora, se você está falando dos fazendeiros "malvados", user, eu quero que você se foda. Nós somos uma das classes mais negligenciadas há anos, produzimos uma riqueza absurda, essa riqueza move muita engrenagem nesse país e ainda assim temos restrições, somos fodidos pela CBOT, burocracia do inferno para fazer qualquer coisa por conta do Ibama, quase nenhum incentivo, mas ainda assim continuamos a produzir...

Not interresting to us, the soil there is not as good as we have in Mato Grosso do Sul, Paraná and such.
Also, there isn't any way to get the grains out of the fucking Amazônia...

Jews commit several crimes against humanity:

The soil ins't good for planting would be better to plant onions in the northeast than here.
And the Amazon is our natural fortress all the General are enviramentalists.

It is a division between people that want Lula to burn in hell and people that want to keep licking his balls. Looks like the great leader cannot even unite his own people without any kind of in$entive

Slow thread, so I'm gonna ask a question only a true sperg could ask:
Who is this poser?
"Huehuecoyotl, também conhecido como "O velho coiote", é o deus Asteca da dança, música, trapaça e sexo, geralmente representado como um coiote vermelho com pés e mãos humanas usando penas verdes."
(text from wikipedia)
Could this be our God?
God of trickery and sex. Seems fitting.

Is Moro pro or anti-gun?

How the hell are favela nigger even taken care off?
Looking at it, its all out war with thousands of casualties each year.

There must be a way to deal with it eventually, fucking autonomous mechs in coordination with troops.

I't fucking perfect, i was searching for shrimp gods but no one respect our bros

Favela usually is peacefull when there's no gangwars.

You should watch cidade de deus it's a kino and show how they work

I did. I guess the answer is hang the traitorous politicians.

The new governor of Rio promised to put snipers on helicopters to shoot criminals with rifles down

Damn, love myself some torresmo, now I'm hungry

youtube.com/watch?v=28JjuusXmNQ
What are you guys' oppinions on Kogos' views on that matter?

Our current "Minister of Justice" was shitting on him just a few seconds ago because of it.
Dizendo : "ISSO NÃO ESTA PREVISTO POR LEI".

If is not previsto por lei it's okay kek

>put snipers on helicopters to shoot criminals with rifles
Stop, I'm trying not to fap.

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So mudar

O fato de serem hipócritas ou quererem pilhar nossos recursos para eles mesmos não quer dizer que devamos transformar o Brasil na China e a Amazônia no Mar de Aral. Porém concordo plenamente que não devemos transformar isso aqui numa reserva ambiental gigante e nos oferecermos de comida pros animais como a esquerda quer.
A merda é que até hoje, são poucos os lugares que conseguem se desenvolver sem arrasar com outro ponto. A porra da esquerda tomou conta das cadeiras ambientais e vive atrapalhando sem preservar (floresta vira favela), por causa disso a direita ficou com com alergia a qualquer coisa que cheire a mato e até quando a preocupação é boa ela ignora porque é "agenda esquerdista" e fica reduzindo o meio ambiente a capital de curto prazo.

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Adivinhe qual é o grupo que mais preserva a natureza no Brasil.
Brotip: não são o índios.

Sounds like something out of Hiroki Endo's "Eden"

I like it

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Os militares, provavelmente.
Sobre os índios, eu já sei que eles não preservam a natureza, minha preocupação não é com eles.
Sobre os ruralistas, eu apoio investimentos e dinheiro para aumentar a produção por unidade de área, 100%. A questão da fronteira agrícola que é mais complicada.
O outro problema na Amazônia é a questão dos recursos minerais de lá. Não estou a fim de outra barragem de Mariana. Pode ter certeza que os esquerdistas estão.

I wonder how Moro will feel about it, I don't think he ever touched anything outside his usual anti-corruption and white-collar crime specialties.

english motherfucker

>not using noscript

youtube.com/watch?v=TUasN3OJAgQ
Why are there only petistas speaking?

>what are you drinking tonight?
Tang de maracujá.
>tfw poorfag

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>maracujá
good taste

>citycuck
Being a human ant serving your great leaders living in concrete boxes without soul.... or being a based hillbilly keeping his traditions on his own land, being healthier and happier next to nature. Hard to choose.

even tho tang maracuja doesn't taste a single bit like the natural juice.

the data disagrees.

Rural folks protect more the environment than everyone else, if those reservations were private property and people could arm themselves I would cut my dick off and put salt and lemon on top of it if some retard trying to cut down trees wasn't shot dead in an instant by a farmer in his property

Why do teachers get so mad when they're reminded they're not gods and aren't above the law and don't own other people's children?

>A votação na Câmara do projeto Escola Sem Partido foi adiada para a semana que vem.
"Teachers" are mass of maneuver on the revolutionary cog

I already said many times. The Amazon is super strategic for the Army. You do not learned about SIVAM in school? Fuck, the Army has to backup up operations with armed forest guards to arrest poachers, loggers and ilegal miners with guns. The natives are pure bullshit. They don't care at all if they get the money from gold or whatever. We are going to become a powerhouse in Biotechnology. Bayer will have his biggest rival anytime soon.

You should stop drinking any shit with tartrazin, user. This shit is the most dangerous food colorant out there. Brotip: avoid any processed food that is yellow. Also sodas (fanta for example) do have tartrazin as well.

this

Esse lixo de twitter empurrando notícia falsa que já foi refutada, essa esquerdalhada é um câncer

We both know you're drinking monkey broth, boy

Meu deus como eu tenho vontade de quebrar essa Gleice na porrada.

What do you think about the proposal to teach Tupi-Guarani at our schools? It seems quite useful for national security, because it would be really hard for foreign powers to spy on communications sent in Tupi-Guarani.

I'm ok if it's not mandatory, otherwise waste of money

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Nesquik

LMAO

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what the fuck

>Vão secar o mar #Fascismo #EuAvisei

Can Jewish magic make Nordeste great again?

>This
As someone who worked in researching of possible
new antibiotics you have no idea how much legal bullshit you have to go throuth to put your hands on a single leaf of that place.

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