BREAKING: Russia to demand Alaska back

PS it is obvious this was written by jews and both Russia and US don’t care about IMF

They can buy it back. It produces $50.71 billion (2016) annually, so they can buy it back for 25 years of GDP.

Great fanfic. They're not asking for Alaska back, you mooron.

Anchorage has enough armaments to take out three Chinese invasion fleets

Put down the bottle vlad

>t. “expert”
This is silly even by RT standards.
Raping a couple eskimos and snaring a few pelts didn’t give Russia any rights to Alaska ownership to begin with, let alone after they sold it.

Its got resources and it would cock block America for access to further north.

>about 35 to 36 billion barrels of crude oil and 137 trillion cubic feet of natural gas.

>137 trillion cubic feet of natural gas.

Lel, Ah doubt it. Take yer swing, tho!

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Give it to them, it’s full of drunks and criminals

>oil crisis is coming
>they want Alaska

>Demand it back
>Demand
There's nothing to 'demand'. We paid them for that land. Also it's just one fuckstick in Russia SUGGESTING that Russia could demand it back.
If they want to die for more frozen land they can surely try though.

From the responses in the thread i can assume that Pol reads only headlines. Braindead retards.

This is the best gif in the history of the internet.

I'm going to get an accordion like that soldier guy, he plays the accordion forever meme. After a battle I'm going to lay down some new tracks.

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These guys

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>The Alaska Purchase (Russian: Пpoдaжa Aляcки, tr. Prodazha Alyaski) was the United States' acquisition of Alaska from the Russian Empire on March 30, 1867, by a treaty ratified by the United States Senate, and signed by President Andrew Johnson.
What, would the russians try to out jew the jew and go back on a legitimate sale transaction?

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Waiting for liberation.

Wow, who could have imagined Russians trying to steal clay from others?

>retard with a memeflag

>Russia should ask Alaska back

Oh look, it's just some journalist's wry opinion.

even russia isnt that stupid sage

idc. the ukranians here are based so wont change much.

based.

Shit. Good luck Ruskies. Shouldn't have sold it if you wanted it.

And why would we do that? Alaska gives us access to the arctic sea.

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we know who started this

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watch drumpf bow down to his king putin and give into any and all demands. republics will never win the presidency again!

Moving to Alaska now can I naturalize as russian

Just send boats of 10,000 unarmed people with some women and children. Repeat a few times and Alaska becomes de facto Russian territory.

>we gaslight mass shootings
>they gaslight mass warfare

Only a Ruskie could acquire a vast landscape of diamonds, rare-earths, gold and oil and then fucking sell it.

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>America’s disrespect of the INF treaty and other bilateral agreements gives Russia every right to withdraw from the 1867 deal on handing Alaska over to the US and demand the return of the land, historian Nikolay Starikov said.

> Nikolay Starikov

Thats russian Alex Jones. But stupid and boring. Nobody cares what he said.

>"Can we have Alaska back?"
>"No."

They can have leafland instead
Nothing of value lost

Lol no. All the vatniks(89% of all russians) want it to be russian.

>russia to demand alaska back
>russia should ask alaska back - expert
these don't mean remotely the same thing eurofag
learn english before you shitpost here again

They sold it because their colonial company was so hilariously badly mismanaged (I'm pretty sure there's a cap from /his/ with stories about this but if it exists I can't find it) that selling it was the only real option, and they needed money to fight the Crimean War.

Orange man bad

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>retards seem to think
>but it was just gas
If you took it back you could make Canada twitch when they realized their military is a fake joke.

What the article said:
>Russia should ask for Alaska back
What you said:
>Russia demands Alaska back

Wtf man

he's just being jewish. this shit happens all the time on Jow Forums

whenever you see a TERRIBLY misquoted article or situation, it's a jew.

kek, it doesn't work like that.

nobody talks about ukraine / crimea either

I wish they would Alaska is only full of degenerate fucks

just buy canada with the money.

If Alaska has so many resources why is America doing fuck all with them? I thought Trump doesn't give a shit about muh environment muh polar bears.

> -(((expert)))
Also things that will never happen.

fuck that tell them we'll give them Hawaii and California in exchange for Alaska

It really is, meth heads, drunks, pedophiles and junkies.

>"expert" says Russia should do hypothetical x if us does hypothetical y
>user posts it