Taught them how to win

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did cruz just really do that?
he shouldn't have done that...

Why?

Everyone knows Bernie Sanders is the real zodiac killer.

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This joke won't go over well at all. What a stupid move on his part.

He's a funny guy

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Looks familiar, is that runic?

That's actually funny as fuck.

Seriously. All the cucks are like OH NOOOS he embraced the meme on Halloween.

Fucking amazing.

what does it mean?

hes done it before retard

lol

He's evolving

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And this bitch played herself

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nice

>JEJ

absolutely taken down

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>It is said that sometimes...under the halls of the senate you can hear a choir singing late at night. Sometimes even during sessions of congress, and strange accidents happen.
>Drumpf asks congressmen and women about it and they all say "oh its always been like this, at least since 2012. He hears the choir one day..

In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again?
For now I find
The Phantom of the Senators is there
Inside my mind

>Donald decides to get to the bottom of it. He asks the janitor if there is a basement.
>"Well, there is a special hall of delegates that no one uses anymore under the senate floor, most people don't know about it. It hasn't been used in...I don't know, 50 years?"
>He shows Donald the secret trap door, and Donald descends into the darkness, the singing getting louder and louder..

Those who have seen my wife's face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask she wears
It's me they hear

>Donald nears the supposed hall he was told about. Singing getting louder and louder

And in this labyrinth
Where night is blind
The Phantom of the Senators is there
Inside your mind

>Soon Donald makes it to the hall, and he sees a cloaked figure conducting a choir. A choir of...DELEGATES.

>Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
To glance behind
The Phantom of the Senators is there
Inside your mind

>suddenly the music stops. The cloaked figure turns to face Donald.
>You are finally here....Dahnald.
>As you can see, I finally have the delegates, and your time is up, old friend.
>No, CRUZ???
>A sudden, swift motion from his arm and the long black tendril of a whip flies out, grabbing Donald
>You will join the choir now, Donald. You will be my super-delegate.
>The singing resumes, and no one ever saw Donald again.

Sing, my angel of music!
He's there, the Phantom of the Senators..........

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Left can't meme (I did see that post though, this is real)

Timing is everything my friend.

roastie status: TOASTED

Let the tendies hit the floor.

PATROLLED

Leftist are losing their mind over it.