/Éire/pol | Halloween Edition

tfw have no real friends and didn't go out tonight

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So anons, if I moved to ireland(or at the very least visited multiple times a year to take advantage of the corporate tax rate) would I fit in? im 50% irish at best

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Better than a Nigerian at least.

fuck england bellends

No you're a dumb nigger, this by your own account as you are "Irish" not white. If you're not white: you're a nigger.

still african lmao

Only foots think it's "cringe".

bump

if anyones up near a mosque tonight try put up something near it because thats what im doing right now

Droping by to let you lads know to get out in the sun as much as possible as the nights get longer. That that vitamin D from marked breads in Aldi, supplements or SAD lamps to kick season depression in the balls.

I'm Irish not white, white is an amerimutt term

>tfw mutual exclusivity

Any bonfires tonight lads. You think the little knackers that go to them are scum?

Hang posters saying Keep Irish Ireland instead. The poles are just as much as an invasion as anyone else. Also go to mass boys its important we keep Ireland Catholic

i need a irish american mutt qt whos based

im half for the craic and half serious

pity im stuck in the house id like to cause trouble with niggers and muzrats in the town using fireworks and roout them out of the place

Why don't we get a version of this in Irish?

I don't give a shit about Brits I don't give a shit about Germans, I owe my allegiance to Ireland!

Do you anons know what ireland in old celtic language translates to?

Isle of wifebeaters

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Be the change you want to see, user.

Meh there pretty cringe man. Still shout things like up the ra. There are plenty of Irish qts all you need to do is get strong and confident. We need to start posting more pics of Irish qts.

Wonder what blackbriggen is like tonight

Big man hiding behind a false flag.

And memeflag translates as faggot

How do you know an irish woman is married? She has a black eye

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The children trick or treating have shit tier costumes this year. Fucking Captain America and Overwatch shite

>implying beating your wife is bad
That's gonna be a yikes from me

my neighbour died last week
i missed the funeral and i can sense him outside now wandering around his own yard
i better go out

Oiche Shamhna leaf

t. Virgin

Get some catnip next year, supposed to be good for their anxiety

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Whyd ye miss the funeral

What do you call a gay irish man?

McQueery

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What do you call two irish homosexuals?

Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick.

not necessarily
it can get them a lot more nervous

what do you call an Irishman who hasn't gotten the cat pregnant? McHasn'tFuckedTheCat

i never see any though

friendly reminder: modern day Halloween dates back to old Celtic traditions. So thank you potato niggers

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What county ye in?

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Maybe you should tell the guy with the cat that French bro

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What do you a call a healthy, mentality stable, non drunk, non violent, 3 digit IQ person?

Non irish

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Yeah but i mean modern halloween is basically all american tho
No one trick or treated here before the 70s really

>tfw you'll never be Irish Frankenstein
why live lads

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Could be worse, could be Mozambique

How do you drown an Irishman?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

galway

So you are treating the symptom but not the cause.
Irish government as well as most of the opposition has signed up to doing as their told by the Euro masters.
Why not put up the posters around the houses of government?

What do you call an abortion in Ireland?

Potato blight

doing irexit ones tomorrow

So Padraig is walking down an alleyway in Dublin when suddenly he is beset upon by a large group of ruffians.
He fights valiantly, taking several of them down before he is eventually overwhelmed and beaten. As they go through his jacket they pull out a crumpled five euro note and exclaim
"Mate, you put up that massive fucking fight fer' five euro?"
"Nah! I thought ye were after the fifties in me shoe!"

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What would be the negatives of removing every tinker from ireland

kek

>the anglos will make jokes about you but you still immigrate to their countries and cuck them with your gaelic bog nigger blood

Sad!

i couldn't go as i owe another neighbour money, for a long time, in case i'd see him in the church

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Sorry to hear. I think my sister and granny are gonna die soon so im worried about funeral shite

But us Northern Irish are smartest of the lot.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/3001361.stm

Irexit ASAP
merkel is curently printing 1 million german passports for her refugees "they arrived without papers"
they already know about our soc ial wel fare and ryan air flights
we are gonna get swamped

Its crazy how Northern Ireland is probably the least autistic bit of the isles. Weird how the wind blows

i'll say a prayer for ye

THEY
HAVE
TO
GO BACK

based and dare i say redpilled

yea fuck them

does anything even happen in Ireland?

Funny how as well as having the highest IQ, we're also the whitest country in the isles and we don't have abortion or gay marriage. It's almost like there's a connection.

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You're welcome mutt

Good ol' Samhain

fuckin freezin out
after gettin a few cans from the car and thyre half frozen

No, fuck off

Ah shur user, you cant go round sayin things like that, shur we're an island of emigrants ourselves like

A wee down syndrome lad went in to my ma's shop the other day dressed as Donald Trump

Last week i hit a badger with my car by accident, he was eating from a discarded McDonalds takeaway bag someone threw away
I felt pretty bad because i had to kill him because he was suffering and twitching

Aye and the stupid cunts who let us in shouldve shut the door

My grandad found a dead body in the local river when he was 14. He thought he could be saved from drowning and reached out and grabbed his hand, only for it to come off, having completely starting to rot.
He was always a hard man, he'd seen a lot of shit early on in life. I miss him.

Fuck me you must have a while big car. Badgers are like tanks

A TOAST TO ASYLUM SEEKERS
SUCK ON THIS

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Its the scottish and the British genes that makes you smarter than the rest of The island

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i hit it in the head, i was speeding and it was on a backroad. I'm never speeding again :(

how are Wales in comparison, i never hear much about them on Pol

Rest of the Isles. Scotland and England included kiddo.

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It is the last White region on the British isle. But England faggots are moving there and shitting up the place

Really? Huh, i lurk on Britpol all the time and never heard that
I like Wales though, they've got a nice flag

Show yourself memefag

Why senpai?

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Because it's the Jow Forums equivalent of wearing a burqa. Fuck knows whos lurking under that memeflag

Also I want to make fun of your country

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tfw i want to beat up muslims