>at work >halloween contest for best group >one of the teams dressed like this (plus "a wife" and "an enforcer" >whatever the fuck that means >they win >i walk up to them wearing my Halloween MAGA hat (new one) >"so you're dressed like a bunch of witches or what?" >they all give me the evil eye and no fucks were given today
Am i a degenerate for wanting to just stay home on halloween and watch the rally/play bo4 zombies instead of going out and chasing slutty halloween girl tail?
>Female friend is hot enough that I'd fuck her but not hot enough that I'd date her >Rest of group will shun me if I pump and dump her >They'll hate me anyway if she gets a different boyfriend then I get jealous what do
Ethan Cook
Lorraine Parsons, emailed reporters to share that she had also been offered payment in exchange for accusing Mueller of wrongdoing, according to The Atlantic.
The Atlantic cautioned that they had been unable to verify Parsons' identity or corroborate her story.
Christian Watson
It's a secret.
Samuel Jones
spookythots wait all year for bwc on halloween
John Gomez
Holy shit. This guy is a madman. Spread this shit everywhere. If you're an American, show this to your family members, and get them to vote!
i am the editor of my college's newspaper and so i have to review submissions. we let anyone email in short opinion pieces (at least 100 words, less than 250 words). pic related is what i got today to edit. I'm *supposed* to just fix the typos (kek) but I'm also failing every class because i am lazy as fuck. so, i have nothing to lose with fucking with this newspaper.
so i want to change the message entirely to why you should vote republican, parody the original slightly, and publish this under the purple-haired hamwhale who emailed it to me's name for lulz.
>why are they like this? It's kind of complicated, but long story short: Crypsis requires them to subconsciously abuse sympathy. They aren't even aware of the reasons why they do it, it's an impulsion.
It's some feminist rape fantasy asking the 2deep question of "what if Christians in America were like Muslims in their countries".
Jordan Harris
The Dems are taking the House and even Hannity admitted its going to happen
Camden Bailey
Dear CIA, you're gonna hafta post a glow-in-the-dark meme for us to know that Trump successfully cleared out the swamp from your ranks.
Dominic Miller
now cmon. he did not say that. he said it's going to be super close and could happen. especially if everyone doesn't get out and vote
stop it with your black pill vibes bro
Xavier Price
Girls are extra slutty on halloween. So if that is your thing then go for it.
Camden Cook
> (You) >I had a few amendments this year as well but not 8 pages worth of them. >Was there a lot of text involved? Get a load of this shit: flchamber.com/political/elections/2018-constitutional-amendments/ It's worth noting that as far as I know most ballots in Florida are Scantron and don't make the most efficient use of space.
Mason Jackson
>he didn't break into the secretary of state's office to steal ballots and vote early Shameful.
Benjamin Rogers
Are you such a pathetic pussy that you let a talking head on TV tell you what to think?
