Kids comes to door

>kids comes to door
>they 'trick or treat' and the usual
>I say 'nice costumes' or something like that
>hold out bowl of sweets and chocolate for the kids to take some
>3 of the 4 take a handful and say thank you
>the other one decides to take a handful and then tries to go in for a second handful
>I grab hold of his wrist and make him let go of them
>tell him that it's not very polite
>he starts crying
>his dad at the end of my path sees what happens
>starts to walk towards me shouting the odds
>immediately close door and put it on the chain then open it to talk to him so I'm protected
>tell him he should teach his stupid child to behave
>admittedly a poor choice of words but it's true
>he tells me his kid has autism
>tell him I don't care and close the door
>he shouts something else unintelligible as he walks away
>comes back about a minute later and shouts through my letter box that he's called the police
>this was about 20 minutes ago
>still nothing
>parents came back 5 minutes ago and ask if we had any trick or treaters
>'..erm, no'


If the police come around I'm fucked aren't I?

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You sound more autistic than the kid tbqh

everything will be alright user

poor little fucker had to fight himself from the future, never stood a chance

Hahaha

coll story, pyscho, if you grabbed my kid you'd be missing your forearm right now, as it would be severed and shoved up your rectum

>do no more than is necessary to prevent your shit kid from stealing from me
>you think Op is in the wrong

Kid violated the NAP

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Good one

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You did nothing wrong. Kids aren't that innocent. Had a lady trick-or-treating with 5 or so kids tell me I should sit outside. It is pouring rain and cold. People just feel entitled on this day.

You're in this exact situation: wnd.com/2005/07/31134/

Land of the Free!

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Thats the reason you have small bowls you put stuff in thats enough for 2-3 kids. When its empty you get exactly the next batch you decide.
Don't be a puss. You can remove the bowl which is yours, don't touch the kid.

OP has been credibly accused of sexually harassing an autistic child

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ill kick your kid in the balls until it cant breathe anymore fagget

He said, she said. Dont admit to shit and they cant do anything. Cops will try and convince you that youre already fucked, but they are manipulating you. Just. Say. Nothing.

post tits

You’re an idiot but the dad should’ve intervened before you.

Just let the fucking kid have some more candy moron

>autistic greentext story
>dumb frogposter
checks out. stop posting dumb frogs on anime website, u dummy

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FUCK OFF FAGGOT THE VACCINE VICTIM DOESNT NEED MORE BRAIN DAMAGE FROM SUGAR POISON

you are a horrible human being and i hope the police fucks up your shit

God I hate autistics too. They're the white equivalent to black people.

This is good advice.

If you talk about it with them, the cops will (potentially) get you to make what amount to admissions that you committed a crime.

Fuck off antifa prick. the bastard had autism of course he shouldn't have his hand in the bowl a second time.

>dude stops kid from stealing candy
>murder a dude

And he's the psycho, lmao. Maybe you shouldn't have kids, eh?

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a leaf said something germane and correct today

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And their parents are the most over-protective dickheads, too. "The hand dryers in the restrooms are too loud my little autistic Timmy, we need to bring back the paper towels so he can use thirty square feet and dump them all over the floor!" Fuck these little shits and the assholes who spawn them.

This, just deny everything. The kid might freak out or testify but if you just deny you grabbed the kid you can lawyer up. Worst case scenario the parent injures the kid and says you did it.

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this is gold

Fuck you nigger, god the leaf monkeys are the worst

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What’s your fucking problem user
Your kid must be a fucking menace

Yup, snowflake umbrellas like you are the reason niggers exist

Are you sure you dont have autism? It's just candy faggot.

It's also halloween so an angry person could easily egg your house

just tell the kid not to act like a nigger

Are you sure you aren’t autistic, it’s just all your money to pay for niggers and spics and old fuckers and diabetic sugar monkeys through Medicaid and Medicare and HIV meds

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>anime
grow up

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Tell em to fuck off. Your property, your candy, your rules. You can open the door with chocolate covered $100 bills and say "look kids, none of this shit is for you" and slam the damn door.

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You aren't forced to buy candy autist

Sure you are moshe

He's just american, they're all like that. Nobody trusts each other and everyone acts like they're ready to sue your ass for doing anything that isn't a verbal exchange.

>he has autism
Bullshit excuse.
>My son has a ((("mental disability"))) so I don't care about him enough to teach him basic decency
It's literally nigger-tier parenting. I'm diagnosed with severe autism and my dad would have never let me use it as an excuse, he knew coddling only turns autists into non-functioning retards later in life.
That dad is intentionally sabotaging his own son, and you did good, user.