/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - TRICK OR TREAT EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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broadcastify.com/listen/feed/23006/web
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>X files theme playing

Too spooky

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>Elderly man with a school bag going door to door trying to collect candy
>He's a male black

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>dispute between caller and nail technician

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>Group of """teens""" driving around shooting paintballs
>van that keeps driving around selling drugs

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>person shot in the leg

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>Man fell into an open sewer
>He is stuck
The rebirth of Sewer Nigger

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>Registered juvenile sex offender
>parolee

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>Shots fired

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>2 coyotes

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>Thief at the Dollar Tree
>he is colorblind

>Group of juvi's throwing rocks at busses and cars.

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>too many adult masked trick or treaters

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>Too many adult masked trick or treaters
>Shots fired followed by some screaming

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I think we might get a solid night of coonery here, lads. It's very early and things are already getting lively.

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Doing my part to fight coonery up here today. Going to have my dad make these into a had once I tan them.

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>chasing an escaped mental patient

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>female pulled a knife on her son

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>10-1

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>Halloween party theme like the purge

SPANISH TRANSLATOR AT LELAND AND CENTRAL PARK STAT

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>flashing gang signs

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Isn't this thread early? It's not even Robert hours yet.

I figured there might be some good coonery during trick or treat. So far not too shabby. The real tribal warfare might not start for another hour or so yet.

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ROBERT!

How many of you newfags know who Robert is?

>Male black shoplifting
>taking body wash items

That's something you don't hear every day.

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Not sure how many anons are even tuned in. So many newfags and so much bait/shill/slide lately. /cpd/ threads have been rough to keep going this summer.

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true.. it's because of the elections... we been through this before with 2016 and before that even. it'll pass.

this one's bumping
riot one block away from me
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/23006/web

>20 """teens""" in costumes
>..... they're not trick or treating

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>several shots fired

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>Delicious pizza

lol I caught that too

comfy af

>five kids with baseball bats

>heard screaming and glass breaking
>saw """kids""" with a bat

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What are the chances that the kids have figured out how to listen to the police radio with their phones?

you would be surprised.

>Beaten with a stick and thrown out of the house

>12 year old caller was beaten with a stick then kicked out of the house
>need Spanish translator

Fucking animals.

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These sub-humans can't even identify their own reflection in the mirror.

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>5 year old hit in the face with a paintball gun

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I need a translator too... pic related.

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what did she say? a jeep, something about shooting?

The passenger in the back seat was the shooter. I believe this is the paintball drive-by.

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ahh that makes sense now

>male black
>grand prix
>silver rims

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>gang bangers
>all have guns and are wearing masks

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>Alexa Ramirez
Was beaten with a stick and thrown out of her house like half an hour ago and Robert still hasn't bothered to show up.

>Female hispanic has a knife in her hand

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I hearing a ton of sirens outside my window, what’s the action?

>criminal sexual assault
>a child is calling it in

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You're about to get V&

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Yeah me too - did you just hear that huge explosion? What the fuck was that? Fireworks or what?

>More cars needed

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I have no clue. You in Hyde park too?

Yup down in HP. You did hear the explosion then? Was pretty big for fireworks.

I've missed these threads.
Good evening, Robert.

That’s what I was thinking. I was tempted to investigate but I just got home from work and can’t be bothered.

Morning, Robert.

Get down there and take some pics so I can make some new CPD OC

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>male shot in the eye with a paintball

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>Shift change incoming
>Real Robert Hours commencing.

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Yeah same, seems to have quieted down at least. Stay safe user.

Wish I had snapped a picture of the cops throwing 15 kids who were "actin' crazy" out of McDonalds this afternoon. The McDonalds stationed two employees near the two doors and locked them, so that they could carefully control who came into the restaurant.

Couple months ago I saw a dude open-carrying a chrome 1911 in a side-holster eating like five chicken sandwiches in there.

>6-7 shots heard in the alley
>10 shots fired
ah ah ah

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>The McDonalds stationed two employees near the two doors and locked them, so that they could carefully control who came into the restaurant.

It's like a little slice of Africa right in your back yard.

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>4-5 shots fired
ah ah ah

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Be strong tonight Robert
May Kek check your keys and your partners keys

more shots fired! busy night for ole Robert

Several shots fired

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>person shot

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>Another person shot
Never change, Chicago.

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>Male black shot in the face
MAGA

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>going to set her on fire because she wouldn't give her any money

Female Black knows how to panhandle.

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>one gunshot wound to his right wrist
Niggers aren't even trying.

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>shot in the face

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>victim was shot 4 times
>which victim?

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>someone spotted throwing a garbage can
>unknown if there's someone inside the garbage can

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>1 on custody

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That was funny

>male black
>shot once in the face and once in the back

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>Has anyone shown up at the hospital shot by any chance?

>shots fired

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Anyone keeping tally on how many shots fired so far?

>we have a victim in the back of the car
>shell casings
>we need another car out here

>someone might be shot in section 8 apartment
>person shot in a car

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>I think we found your Andrew
>some people found him hiding on their porch
>said someone cut him up

Only The Count knows for sure.

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They found Andrew... fucking Andrew

>they're not sure if she's alive or dead

Nice gif!

Who knew cool wine aunt with a 3 pack a day voice was a dispatcher.

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>male black with afro
>stealing candy and electronics
Of course he is.

I'm going to sleep now. Enjoy the coonery, fellas.

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>stole liquor, electronic cigarettes, and candy

Some times the memes write themselves...

>SIX TO SEVEN
>SIX TO SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

And a bullet in caller's car.

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#StayFetal

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