I wanna be american

No, you don’t. Being American is a burden that none of us want

Haha epic post my friend

Marry a weeb girl they love japanese men.

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Not when you're dead, you're not.

Lol this is a partial poem that I wrote in 7th grade and got a failing grade
"Here I stand a whole 4 foot 3, I'm japanese, that's tall for me"
Lol that all I can remember but I was giggling the shit writing at that time.

we are allies, my friend. Our nation's are different because our people are different, but that doesn't mean we can't pave our way into the future together.

No you don't. Sadly I'll never see Japan because of my criminal record but America is going downhill and not even President Trump can save it.

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I guess glowniggers are spamming these pro-America threads after I made one saying I'm leaving and they pruned it

lol LAND OF THE FREE

>I want to be surrounded by spics, Jews and the worst brand of negro

The grass is always greener on the other side, as they say, jap man.

Realize that your country and culture has many things the US doesn’t have. Your sense of architecture and how your towns are nicely organized, neatly kept and traditions are wholesome is worth while.

The US is a mix of the world’s cultures and peoples, some good some bad. It’s shit really. I wish I could live in a country of my own white tribe, similar to your country’s homogeneous jap population.

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Take my spot user. This place sucks.

>ywn grow up in a nice jewish-american household
>ywn have a dad who acts cold but really wants the best for you
>ywn have a mother who pushes you to marry a nice jewish girl and be a doctor
>ywn have frizzy jewish hair
>ywn be circumcised
>ywn have a bar mitzvah
>ywn have lots of aunts and uncles and cousins to play with
>ywn go to israel on your right of return and meet a girl to settle down with

Why fucking live Jow Forums? Why did I have to be born half-irish and not into a comfy middle class jewish household?

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No you don't

No you don't. Enjoy the fact that your country still has its culture unmolested by kikes. This place is a land of zombified consumers.

No you really fucking don't

Do you have a hot sister?

Well you can if you want to, just apply for citizenship in the land of the spooks my friend.

how coincidental
I want to be a Japanese otaku