How do we fix California?
California
it's already majority non-white, you'd literally need Hitler to save it
Earthquake
Evacuate all euro americans and when is became so shut the rest will emigrate to another more white state then we will emigrate to california again making it a wonderfull place untill again the subhumans came
Deport all whites, institute Sharia Law. invite Allah to extend his protection over California.
fuck off m*Meflags
Raise the sea level. Suck the coast underwater and we'll be fine.
gonna need a time machine
This. The big one. Shake the degeneracy away!
A couple of nuclear bombs on huge population centers would fix it
Oh look it's a terrorist from the religion of "peace"
Create an industry that the state can center around that isn't silicon valley tech or hollywood. That and deport illegals of course.
I endorse the first part.
Also, a 100% tax on advertizing.
Sodom and Gomorrah that shit, with a sprinkling of Egypt. Issue a warning to each city so that those who know the way will be safely and discreetly evacuated. Then, erect blockades to quarantine the cities. No one in, no one out. Let them be for a few weeks while they kill each other off, fighting for food and water. Once the weeks are past, flood it with poisonous gas. Once that settles, it should be safe to march on the cities and slaughter them in their weakened state, since any guns/gun owners still in the cities will most likely be out of ammo and they will be reduced to metal pipes and clubs, if there even are any survivors. The city should be up and functioning again in a few years, which we can populate with our (il)legal gibsmedats. Rinse and repeat.
Kill all the corrupt rigging the polls to keep it democrat.Deport all illegals and their anchor babies.
Torch Hollywood and mass deportation
Eliminate the cheating. Get rid of the corruption. Get it back to what it was. All the fucking wetbacks are sucking the cocks of the demo-rats for gibs. I say Raise the fucking Rent. Make it twice as expensive. Not EVERYONE gets to live here. And those too poor, Fuck Off. We dont need you. That includes you Maria and your fucking Clan.
Sasuga bay area faggot-kun.
50 ft sea level increase oughtta do 'er...
>Sasuga bay area faggot-kun.
In English you fucking wetback. What the fuck are you saying?
First off you need more white people than spics there
Nuke
This. California's budget will never be balanced because half their population is a net tax burden.
Increase gibs and taxes... continue to have the Bay Area and LA ravaged by homelessness, needles, LemonAIDS, feces and the return of once-extinct diseases like typhus. "We" don't need to do shit... they're doing it themselves. Just sit back and watch the show
Tough job even for him.
Run a few advertising campaigns about the utopian Hong Kouver then wait for the state collapse. Send them to as refugees to Leafs.
Sic the nog gangs against the spic gangs.
My city is 18% non hispanic white...
I just realized why I feel like I don't belong.
Onions
LOOK AT THIS!!! makes me SAD :( BAY AREA ANONS -- WYA?
Can't divide it because then you get 4 or 6 senators instead of 2. And you can't guarantee they'll be good. If not for the illegals then california would be easy to fix - let it go to shit, liberals move out conversatives move in and gentrify it. Problem is the illegals means they will always be there.
What I'd fix is make it so Californians can't move out of california and fuck up Texas and Washington and Arizona and colorado.
what up with that one area near palo alto
we don't have to, it's destroying itself just fine.
I think the best you can hope for at this point is to break it up into more than one state.
I’ll be California’s Hitler, give me 10 years
hell yeah Livermore!
there;s only like 15 ppl living there
enforce voter ID
Some times, yea just gotta wipe the slate clean and start fresh
Nuke the bay area
Voter ID and kick out the illegals for starters. LA County has 122% of the voting age population registered to vote. San Diego something like 145%. Kinda how Hillary WON THE MAJORITY.
LOTS OF PIPE BOMBS
brentwood reporting in
Come on, the answer's obvious. Build 100 fracking drills along the San Andreas fault and sell that blue coastal area to Japan. They can take it over by tugboat when it falls off.
with a 9.6
Tell Putin to launch the "doomsday torpedo"
I live in San Diego
Just nuke this place. Seriously. Get all the military and vets to evacuate somewhere safe, rain MOABs on us and then slowly rebuild. It will be slow, costly and a great tragedy but it must happen.
You don't. Every city here is one big progressive echo chamber, you can't express any opinion other than the one CNN told you last night on the news. You have white kids who grew up in the middle class who've never spent a day of their life in the real world and think all social issues can be related to their extensive exposure to that one black kid in their school.
r u "one of us"? fix ur stupid state idiot buttface
We need to build The Wall around California to stop Californians from getting out and contaminating the rest of America.
Cakifornia is doomed. It's a mutt ethnostate forever.
POO POO PEE PEE CALIFORNIA DOESN"T KNOW WHAT TO DO REEEEE
fire and brim stone
earthquakes and mudslides
tsunamis and floods
or a really big fence and turn off their water
get off Jow Forums, you fag
You can't, it's done for, there is almost no part of the state untouched by mouth breathers and leftist scum. Blow her up and start over. My beautiful state is a waste thanks to illegals and leftist, feelsbadman.
By helping me leave this shit hole.
ALL the memes are true. I see tons of spics , niggers , muzzies , trans/traps etc. It's rare seeing young white people.
I know that feel
Los Altos hills. Where essentially billionaires only live. CEO of Google, Elon Musk, etc.
native californian here
it would actually be pretty easy, you just need the federal government to follow certain steps
for starters remove liberals, the illegals and their children
the jew government fucked us before, and our new additions have made sure that we can never unfuck ourselves peacefully
>What I'd fix is make it so Californians can't move out of california and fuck up Texas and Washington and Arizona and colorado.
FUCKING THIS.
deport anyone who has fled commiefornia in the past 20 years back there and quarantine the state
I have a few names that I would gladly report to ICE.
and Idaho
and Oregon
and Nevada...
>it's all so tiresome
not true at all
You see california actually has the highest cost of living in the country. The illegals couldn't exist here if they weren't being subsidized. All you really need to do is cut the subsidies, the problem will correct itself eventually, the liberals can kick and scream all they want.
They are milking the Social Security system, the welfare system, all of them work under the table for below minimum wage and pay 0 taxes. If you simply cut off the subsides, the vast majority would literally have to move back, simply for the lower cost of living. And if you cut of H1B's, the higher property values will draw in lots of white people and refresh the state again
Its a shame really.
The weather and the nature is fucking perfect.
"BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!"
they're children for now, but in even 4 years they won't be calling them that.
Remove all the spics and send the fags to Portland. The population of California is probably at least double what is reported, ever since illegals could get drivers licenses they have been getting cars and there is no where to park anywhere anymore.
neutron bomb
if you use deodorant you may be more successful with women
Reddingfag here
we agree that California should be torched, but could you leave most of us in the north alone? most of us are but simple farmers and republicans
just come by and fucking eviscerate our bums and junkies
MY ID...
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/HH/ INDEED
Have Californians in the eastern part of the state storm the major cities and execute all leftists. I live in a red district. Everybody around me is based. Except for my neighbors. They’re actual fags. I was bbq’ing some burgers earlier and my fag neighbor told me to turn down my Slayer music. It’s 2 in the afternoon on Halloween and they told me to turn down Slayer. They’ll be the first to get the rope.
>/hh/
based and redpilled
what part of california are you from bro?
If they're allowed to leave they aren't allowed to vote, have to vote for california representatives.
California has the most income inequality/most poor in the country when you account for that cost of living. Why I am glad Trump gutted the subsidizing high state income taxes with lower federal taxes. Not even the worst flyover state has shit like fucking San Francisco.
If California ever does try and secede you guys will be on the frontlines of an intra-Californian civil war. With a lot of support from the federal government.
>you'll need a Hitler
We already have one, it's John Cox the fucking nazi running for governor
When L.A. gets destroyed from "The Big One", California will be saved
secede
Central Valley. Nunes’ district specifically.
take off ur flag and ill tell u stuff
lol no town is going to develop the fucking California coastline, some of the most valuable real estate in the world, with low income housing for goblin people. If the subsidy stops, the people leave, that's how this is going to happen.
Entire boroughs of New York City were cleansed of blacks and hispanics through property values alone
>/hh/
>88
BASED
Almost everyone in Redding packs heat, so we will be fine, not to mention the hunters in this city know the forests better than anyone else in the north state, we will be fine
cant wait for them to get bent
OH SHIT NIGGER
read the thread I said shasta county
oh yeah bunch of fudgepackers there ouch
sorry duden
50th district is lost cause hunter steals campaign funds to fund tequila shots, a vacation in rome, and other shit. fucker is under federal indictment.
Agriculture? It’s #1 in the country.
civil war is ok
yeah and it's all export crops (fruits, nuts....etc) which really need a human picking them by hand, that's why there has always been this illegal workforce
but it's gotten way beyond what is needed for agriculture
we just need those socal niggers to drop off the state so norcal can become great again
get rid of the illegal aliens, liberals, SJWs, LGBT.
Thats the only solution to save the Western civilzation.
Fun fact, me and my college aged white friends picked watermelons two years in a row. Whenever somebody tries to say that white people won’t work in the fields, I provide myself as an example of that claim being false.
Ten years, too late, Make California Gringo Again, now!
>sauce?
Srsly, that’s bs, but I believe it.
California lives and dies based on the integrity of its aquifers and aqueducts. Do the math.
>be me
>CA desert
>well stops Monday
>no water
>well getting fixed tomorrow
>$1,500
Hopefully the towering mountain face above me doesn’t come crashing down via the fault 100 yards away... C A!
> Perhaps he is wondering why you would gas a city after starving it