Dahnald, don't worry. I'll protect Texas
Dahnald, don't worry. I'll protect Texas
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I'LL SHOW YOU THE REAL POWER OF A TRUE CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE!!!
Cruz: Touch that Senate Seat and Texas will blow up along with the Republic! So you're the one the Boss keeps talking about.
Beto: And you?
Cruz: Cawnstitutional Conservative.
>The man twirls a Constitution in his hand
Cruz: Rafael Edward Cruz. I've been waiting for you, Beto O'Rourke. Now we'll see if the man can live up to the hype!
>Cruz rubs the Constitution slowly for Beto to see
Cruz: This is the greatest document ever made. The United States Cawnstitution.
>Cruz holds up the Paper
Cruz: 10 Rights. More than enough to free any man that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... "Cruz Missile".
>Beto crouches, ready to whip out his gun
>Cruz does the same
Cruz: Draw!
He always stands like a fucking Danganronpa character
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I launched my Cruz Missile on Monday. Even an out of the way voting place with 7 working voting stations (out of 8) was busy. Had to wait in line like half an hour. It took me less time to walk to the polling place and back home.
digits declare it
I voted for him last week. Not a big fan of his but can't give any congressional seats to the dems.
I normally wouldn't be this partisan but I'm so sick of their shit and I'd hate to see Donald impeached over all this.
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NANI?!
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B-BAKANA
Even his body looks autistic.
Checked, someone voice this.
Blue wave. Beto will win.
Beto isn't even ahead on the (((polls))).
>reason: the government-issued robot plays this as its first song after installing the MAP (music appreciation program), revealing its inner turmoil at being fucked with subliminally by government.”
NPC reference?
>his
Spicy ketchup is overrated
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man some people rally suck at photershop. You got the lighting right, but you ruined it by blurring the back of his head