I'm in the cemetery now with my Ouija board. What political questions shall I ask the spirits?

This Ask for mccain tell him how's hell like

What should the capital gains tax rate be set at?

Don't do this.. you'll end up with your head spinning around puking out green goo and stabbing your vag with a crucifx

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Are pedovore elites real?

Aka Thursday

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Is death an illusion?

don't mess around with an ouija board unless you want to invite demons into your life.

Why a graveyard? Just ask a boomer. Walk right up and give him a firm handshake and ask your damn question, son.

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Is Ted the zodiac killer?

Get out of your car faggot. You gotta mingle with the dead. And did you even bring a spirit box? Do you even know what youre doing?

Theyll give you an object to retrieve. Some of them solicit murder. Theyre lost souls.

don't play with Ouija boards, you poor fool. they are not a toy. you will attract negative spirits to you, and they will fucking follow you. heed this warning, seriously!

Theyll impale you on a grevestone.

I slept on a grave a few nights in Bar Harbor ,Maine

A friend had invited me to visit but the first morning when i woke up he told me I had to leave... I am going with he met a girl but anyway I found a small cemetery near the center of town and slept on one of the graves.. nobody haunted me . I am just boring I guess but I'm ok with that...

That’s so me in my boomer years

he won't do it, he doesn't have the balls

OP, you massive faggot go to some grave and take selfie with time stamp and your Ouija board.
Otherwise you are full of shit.

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What is the next great cucking that Bernie Sanders will play at least a tangential role in?

hey everyone, im op's friend who drove him to the graveyard. unfortunately op has died to a ghoul because he messed around with things he shouldnt have been messing around with.

Fucking keked

This and #freezozo

He’s right user.

I did a lot of black magic and it always fucks you over.

Cmon, green text some stories!

he's more likely to be mugged by a hobo than attacked by a ghost. Cemeteries are sort of a safe space for the homeless because no cops and most people avoid them at night
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Black majic is nothing to play with.

Two weeks ago I did a ritual to make america go full nazi involving a cheetah. Look at trumps tweet about Abe Lincoln after the synagogue shooting.

Could be a coincidence, but I’m fuckin numb.

I’m starting to think it’s all a simulation.

Don't listen to this faggot. DO IT

Don't listen to this faggot. DON'T DO IT

>going to hallowed ground to try and use a divination tool

hurrr

Most based and relevant question

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holy shit! what's up styx?

came here to post that this looks like the "i recognize that gay blowjob"pic

DO IT

>plebbit spacing
Go back.

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how Kasich doing these days

pics or it didnt happen.

As a former low voltage guy, those wires and mounting really pissed me off