How white is Jow Forums?

Take a pic of your hand to see how colorful Jow Forums really is.

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>posting identifying information here
Nope. Not today cia

Your hand is fat as fuck? Is it swollen?

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Ok, just one

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Lmao lool at how white I am brah

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Aaaay lmao

>tfw slowly becoming a fatty

still haven't been called out for fat hands/arms yet

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>i think you mean fat hams/oppressed digits.

Workout you pussy its not hard.

is ur aunt having an allergic reaction

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Sieg heil

I need to trim my fingernails

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Post your hands I wanna see your cute little fingers. Maybe post feet too

fucking A man, now that's an all american hand right there

my actual gorilla mitts

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FAT!!!!!!! YUK

my camera is broken. I'm black.

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>SLOWLY

you need to fucking trim those hairs you fucking wierdo. yuck

Mine is between Roman and Germanic

disgusting, your dick probably is a long pencil of 1cm thickness like a dog

Those are really fucking gross looking what the fuck user

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why do you fags keep posting this shit whenever I post any part of myself. I get the same shit when I post my eye.

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I have no hands. I have to use voice input or use my elbow.

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this is what an orang-utan's hand looks like user

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Spooky

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unironcially yes. I've been putting on a few pounds every year since highschool. I went from 150 to 200 in 7 years. (5'10")

>orang-utan

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my hair color is similar to an orangutan but slightly darker

Heres my fucking face. its plastered all over social media you guys are pussy as fuck.

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Post hand, fatty

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Can I add you on something? You must be quite the cutie. It’s just the most venerable and ancient of Western traditions user...

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Were you stung by something? Swole and not in a good way.

Underage gtfo.

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Nice watch. Now do the truffle shuffle. Dooo it!

Halloween af noice

>red string
based kabbalist

>underage
i'm just white user. Have you never seen a white person before?

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based and redpilled

Fake and gay

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BASED AND (DARKER) UTAN-HAIRED

clean your nails you goofy fuck

change ur layout to spoopy. is better

Are those birthmarks or something?

When are you putting that pork on the grill?

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Slowly losing weight since I’m eating less in college

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Lets see an example of your Aryan beauty

you look a bit young/girly

Me too. I guess I’m lucky the Irish part of my Euromutt heritage didn’t give me those janky monkey feet.

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my hands are massive and I'm a proud pale white Scot. Still a faggot and don't wanne post

those white spots on your nails show that deficiency user

Paint. I'm renovating my house.

>This fucking thread
THIS RING I HAVE DOE NOT FIT
IVE GAINED SOME WEIGHT I MUST ADMIT

I forgot how the rest goes.

Whiter than you Mohammad

Holy fuck and I thought I was a hairy dude, is that natural?

This thread must be some kind of psyop. I refuse to believe Jow Forums is this white.

if your parents picked you up at the zoo, yes

>Tfw you can tell who has low/high testosterone levels just by looking at your ring fingers
>Tfw you can tell who the Soi's are

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White as hell

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based oranjebro

I imagine you can finger blast a chick really well then huh

Full view

Don’t touch your pee pees bois

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all these fat brown americans lol. im tanned as shit and still not that brown jesus christ

So many fat fuck mutts on Jow Forums. Fix yourselves.

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>image.jpg
>Fucking phone, fag
Download something more believable, ya lardy bitch

how so? teach us user

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Nice nail filth.

I actually have a weird/bad habit of biting off the hair on my left index finger when I'm nervous or concentrating, if you look closely. Better than biting my nails I guess.

Last time I checked I'm not artificial. I'm predominantly English+Scottish.

What's the point of being white if you're fat?

Post hand poo boi

löl

Low testosterone levels
LOL
see
length of ring finger in comparison to index. If ring finger is longer than index, you have high testosterone levels.

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That’s a big thumb

Its a Jew hand!

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fucking cunt bringin the bants.

heres another one of me with longer hair. i know your most likely the feds tryna build a profile on me so here you go schmuck

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the fuck is up with your thumb?

Welp, at least you have tidy nails.

Was just fingering my BLACK girlfriend, some of her skin rubbed off on me

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i've only seen one wedding band so far, come on Jow Forums

nice sausage links, OP

good lad

hm ok, my ring finger is longer than my index finger, you sure about this lel..I must say I had a lot of girls though I'm not a chad

Go look it up.

The mutts have started rolling in.

wash you hands

That’s for women for men it’s the other way ‘round

We have a skeleton now!

In the womb retard. Your test doesn’t change your finger size. Could you imagine that? animorph
Anyway I’m a literal faggot and I have the high test finger ratio