If your house gets robbed, just call the lictor's guild or use your scutum to fend off the attack.
No Roman citizen actually needs a gladius. If push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained barbarian slaves going to defeat 10 legions by yourselves?
What next, should you have the right to own a ballista? No Roman citizen should need anything more than a pugio to defend himself in his home. You're just overcompensating for your short stature and plebeian birth.
lictor's guild does not concern itself with regular citizens, citizen. citizen, you have a warped understanding of pomerium back to the slave pen, ethiopian
Chase Ortiz
Ballistas should be unregulated as well
Xavier Roberts
HOW MANY CHILDREN HAVE TO DIE IN OUR SCHOLAE FOR YOU TO START BANNING ASSAULT GLADII?
Brayden Martin
I am unaware of any law on the tablets that does regulate balistas, scorpios, or any other siege equipment
Chase Baker
Also 1 Gaul slave is better fighter than 20 legionaries
Caleb Bailey
oh of course that's why most of our wars with the gauls had our boys heavily outnumbered yet still subduing gualic lands. You sound like a butthurt barbarian, don't worry me and claudius will look after your wife in chains.
Lincoln Murphy
don’t be ravenous bin that gladius
Henry Thomas
don't need a gladius at all when i got my pilum m8 u wot
u fakin wont sum
Jaxon Ramirez
You realize the old laws allow any proper Roman citizen to own a 3 talent ballista, right? Go to the library right now and ask for one of the sketches
Nicholas Long
Rome was a degenerate empire. It died of its own godlessness. It had no reason to be except to expand. Its ambitious rulers made genocide against cultured peoples, peoples whose land they had no right to. They were craven, just like America today, having nothing to stand on, no great fundamental thing except the individual right to destroy, they too will be enveloped by the forces of inevitability, the forces of God.
>bin your gladius last words of Cicero lololol suck Pluto's thorny cock you word wrangler!
Hunter Moore
I don't remember Vercingetorix having an earring in that painting
Justin Moore
I'm all for gladius, as long they aren't less than 14 inches. No one should have a concealable short gladius.
Isaiah Allen
Still mad about the time Caesar scared you by building a fucking bridge, Hans?
Ian Reyes
Roman women love the BGC—Big Germanic Cock.
Joseph Turner
That’s what your slave girl said, swine-skinner.
Kevin Price
>go out to buyuy some rope to hang yourself >get stabbed
Henry Long
gauls commit 60% of violent crime but are only 13% of the population
Gavin Sullivan
You are all immigrants in these lands Romancucks.
Asher Gonzalez
Why do you want to keep citizenships for yourself, my fellow Romans?
Non-citizens contribute over LXXX % of the Empire's GDP, and they pay tribute to its coffers. Imagine what they can do when they aren't oppressed by us Romans?
>be Romanus >get stabbed Feels good not having to meet other fags here in the steppe.
Brody Campbell
the funny thing is their weapons laws in rome never worked lol
they still had gangs, and other shit
Nolan Garcia
IT'S TIME FOR COMMON SENSE MELEE CONTROL.
Jaxson Wood
Serpico is running amock with hordes of slaves and you want to disarm the Plebian population. All you niggers care about is your stupid gladiator games and fake sea battles. You're probably from Lesbos.
Parker Perez
Word around the designated pissing jar is that this elogobilus is a right puff and an expert at spear swallowing if you catch my drift
Carson Rodriguez
MM years from the Holy Roman Empire will be as strong as ever. The barbarian lands will be well under the control of Roma.
Bentley Sullivan
Civilians don't need double edged attack weapons, barbarian plebians should be limited to using seaxes!
Hunter Nelson
Omnes.
Jaxson Rodriguez
My kinsmen on the continent talked about Sacking Rome lately, because they keep trying to "civilise" us Germanics. Wanna tag along man of the steppes?
arr you xenophobic or something? I cant belive how bigoted you are,tyranids are like the pilgrims. They are peacefull migrants from another galaxy so we should just let them in.#noplanetarydefences#nopurge#xenoswelcome a So wat if a few people get eaten/melted/trampled/ripped to shreds,thats jut part of living in a big hive world. Not al tyranids are bad my sons father is carniflex for example and he is a really good guy.
Joshua Kelly
Oh, the lictor's guild, very good. Only rally the bakers and the flute players and you can put on a festival.
this right here why would you need to have the right for self defence? when the hordes of african immigrants are going to come to rome and smash the castle walls and rape and kill everything why would you need defence?
Cameron Bennett
I'm sure we can strike a deal, my Goth friend, the bow and arrow industry needs some incentive too.
Mason Peterson
What? You don't like having your leaflets put in the trash? How about you build your own roman empire?
Jayden Collins
Made me kek
Jaxson Jones
I like how you think. We'll provide axes and Shields, you'll bring bow and arrow
Daniel Barnes
Also, how would you defend your libertas when the legions come against you? They have 30 talentum catapults and ballistae.
Christopher Campbell
INCREDIBILIS
Sebastian Gutierrez
Hardest I've laughed at a Jow Forums thread in a while. Good job boys.
>a 1000 year empire is the same at its fall as at its apex and at its beginning
Michael Moore
>Smoked Meat Roman bread is fine as is, we do not need the Barbarous smoked meat of Germanic savages.
Rome for the Romans, expel all outsiders from the Empire with extreme prejudice
Jack Brown
Gladius is really not an appropriate weapon for home defense. No hilt- designed to be used flexibly with a shield. Spear point for dealing with armor, but you're not going to be able to grab a shield and the advantage of being better suited for an armored opponent is nowhere near the trade-off of having a more specialized cutting or chopping sword, or the fierce grapple superiority of a dagger in very close quarters!
Alexander Edwards
Underrated post, citizen
Kayden Smith
>Not suited Speak for yourself Plebeian.
Adam Morris
>not restling yovr opponent to the grovnd
No citizens of the Repvblic needs svch a thing
Jaxson Garcia
How is Moesia Inferior, user? Thinking about relocating to X Gemina after Saturnalia, I heard that the Thracian women are truly spectacular.
Alexander Brown
My friend Tacitus told me that the small amount of Visigoths among the Roman population commit most of the crimes. Upon interrogation of the reasoning they have engaged in to commit such impetuous acts, they respond with "I have not acted in such a manner".
The men here fuck sheep, and quite frankly I dont blame them when you take a look at the women. Also not a single jewl merchant in sight.
Isaac Richardson
I would recommend looking at the Praetorian statistics for crime for the year CDX, the numbers do not lie. Visighots commit significantly more crime than the average Roman citizen!
Jaxson Cox
Sulla did nothing wrong!!
Julian Rodriguez
Good, jewel merchants are commonly Hebrews from the province of Palestina.
Chase Hughes
It's perfect for the tightness of fighting in a home. Especially in a hallway or, better yet, the stairs. You're not going to have room to wind up a chop and a dagger's a risky choice if they've got a longer weapon. Machetes are quite commonly used in home invasion in Britain.
Austin Cooper
Oi! You got permission from a druid to speak of Rome like that, you barbarian?
Brandon Davis
That's now what my Legatus told me, weird
Isaiah Martin
not*
Robert Long
that pic that post you, sir, are a scholar!
Samuel Smith
He's still mad for what we did at Ynys Môn. Such a glorious sight, seeing all of those druids burning down alongside with their stupid trees. Truly the hippies of the first century!
Samuel Wood
I lost my pillum and gladius in a bireme accident.
Carter Hall
Stabbed in the heart And you're to blame - brutus You gave Rome a bad name!
