AUS/POL/ - NUKE MELBOURNE EDITION

why haven't you killed yourself yet, furfag scum?

New Queensland belongs to the crocs.

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Ask someone out

1st for /cric/

Why does popcorn chicken start tasting funny after eating 1/2 of the bucket?

boys green p plater here.

>got pinched by the cops speeding without my plates.
>half a grand and 6 demerits
>limit is 5 for p's in vic
>i need my car for work, i drive a lot every day
>no license means significant financial effect on me.
>have the option to either cop a 4 month no license period
>or i can go on 12 months good behaviour in which if i get 1 demerit point in the next 12 months i will get double the time (8 months)
>it was my first time getting pulled over

what should i do?

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i love /cric/

how rent free am I living in your head that you recognise me from the images I post?

Travel. Take nice pics. Get Jow Forums. Take nice pics. Make your job sound good or actually have a good job. Have 1 other thing you are passionate about. Go on Tinder. Get 100 matched. Out of them you'll like 10 enough to meet. Out of them you'll like one enough to date. Fuck it's not easy is it lads

cringe.

choose the 12 months and dont speed without your plates you retard

better question why is the "hot and spicy" popcorn chicken neither hot nor spicy?

>fuck off we're fu--

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stop being a fucking dickhead, that was you last night doing 130 in a 60 wasn't it?

i lost my license for 18 months in the first week i got it and i havent been bothered to get it again. sold my car and spent the money going down to crown casino for the weekend and had a threesome with two middle aged women.

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Imagine liking the sport of cricket ladies
Just imagine

...

YIKES

>Not posting the original

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only having 5 points is kinda fucked, considering the amount you can lose from a single offence

Was it KFC? I've noticed that, too.
Almost all restaurants do that to accommodate pussies. Everything that's "hot & spicy" is mild & lame".

I am utterly unwanted by anglo women. I've only got laid in Peru.

take the 12 month good behaviour and pull your fucking head in.

I read cricket ladies as literal and was going to tell you that moth girls are better

dirty bird in general starts tasting funny and leaving a weird feeling in your throat after you suck down enough of it.

even my local Indian places supposed "hottest curry" doesn't even tingle
baka

>Was it KFC? I've noticed that, too.
yeah

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you need to appear wealth user. only way to get the anglos interested. only reason some dirt poor peruvian slapper fucked you too, desu

hello lads i am australian

g'day m8

rate my guns

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Anyone nearing their day of retribution

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I wish they kept the 24 nuggies all year round, much better feed desu

not even half as deadly as my dick

Howdy, partner

>he pays to use Jow Forums

I think it's the grease they're using. It coats your mouth and throat. It didn't used to be like that. When I was a kid, the shit was cash.

how do i cure my yellow fever? if i keep going this way ill end up race mixing

>he works to use Jow Forums

1. Fuck a bunch of Asian foreign students
2. Replace it with another fetish

Dying of laughter isn't terrifying.

actually I'm on the student allowance

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>you need to appear wealth user. only way to get the anglos interested.

you're probably right. I am working on it tho.

I'm getting pretty damn sexually frustrated, so unironically yes.

i already do that and it makes it worse

hey

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then replace it with something else

Why bother, your kid will be immune when China take over

stop sucking asian guys dicks and try wemon

Make her wear one of those chink hats

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Hi jp
Kys

bit rude calling him a jap

time stamp mate

its not a fetish, i just think they are better than every other race of women
thats what i was thinking desu

Pls gib sks

Why Asians in Australia seem to be much more civilised than those in America?

>human women
gross

What's the problem? You have a better choice considering women in other races today?
You should be thankful.

could be the MSG

JUST

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literally soulless eyes

It's hard to tell. I think they've been using that forever. One of these days I'm when I'm down South I'm going to go to the Claudia Sanders Dinner House to compare. It was started by the Colonel and his wife and they use his original recipes. youtu.be/7_HAFsPooR4

This was meant for

The problem with taking the latter is that everytime you get pulled over the police will be able to see your history and could fine for anything, and yes some would be inclined to.

straya does not get much exposure to it so kinda makes sense, doritos and pringles do the same thing for me and the thing they all have in common is MSG

Wrap your ricer shitwagon around a tree at 150km/h you worthless fucking dickhead.

no wait i have relatives, let the greek evacuate

he drives a white VT commonwhore

That dudes wearing so much makeup he looks like one of those real dolls. The soulless dead eyes don't help either.

Kek I bet that IOTBW in Adeleide was posted by that user from last night's thread.

>tfw your IOTBW poster doesn't make the news

Feelsbadman

>ricer
>talking like an american
kys underage zoomer.

Yeah, but don't you guys eat a lot of Asian food? That stuff's loaded with it.

Thoughts on half Jews?

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hmmmm

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HMMMMMMM

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Not be a faggot and obey the law.

Oy vey one drop rule goy

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Yikes

Imagine that you're home one day and your son gets home and says "I've made up my mind, Dad. I'm gonna get some tits".

"Good on ya, son. Just don't get her pregnant"

"No Dad, I meant that *I'm* gonna get some tits."

based.
lost mine for a few months years back, ignore the söyboys

cunt deserves to get bashed

what a massive homo

Any IOTBW in Queensland?

Jews are very creative think totally different from whites they're a great people

Hello, im a Chinise student in European Union, after i graduate i will move to Australia, i have a British girlfriend there, and i wish to make bunch of children, is racism a problem in Australia?And i would like to preserve my Chinise roots, are there many Chinise in Australia?My Australian British girlfirend told me that yes, anyhow she lives in Melbourne but i think we should move to some other city, which one do you sugest?
Thank you.

Brizzy reporting in, my ones have been pulled down.

Pic is from Google Images faggot.

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Probably not. QLD is cuckland now

Fuck off the Sydney like most asians.

Where'd you put them up

So you sugest moving to Sydney?I should concult with by blonde blue ayed British girlfriend.
Thank you

literally fucking flush yourself.