Caffeine

>t. Never been to san fagcisco

Define “intoxicated”

Think how easy the marketing would be though user. French, US and British air forces use them for their pilots, it writes itself

Caffeine is a central nervous stimulant. This can increase your likelihood for violent outbursts. Again, not nearly as bad as other stuff, but anybody who believes that this stuff won’t effect your decision making in high doses is extremely naive.

>I can go to the store and get 40 200mg caffeine pills for 6 bucks and get as high as I want to.

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You’ve probably just become desensitized to the amount that you usually take.

Damn, epic roast

>sucked dick over a pot of coffee
you never had 3 Liter intuits

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I’ve answered this a lot so I’ll be brief. It messes with pineal gland, hippocampus and decreases testosterone. At this point if you cannot grasp that anything unregulated or even being pushed that seems like it ought not to is bad for you. Look at any company in coffee and tell me if it’s owned by a Jew. It’s a Jewish business, some use more than just coffee beans as filler too. I’m done now, research what I’ve given you.

Eminem ruined coffee pots for me.

caffeine pills don't get you high. they just get you wired. also you're getting scammed if you're paying $6 for 40 pills

I heard somewhere that it actually increases test. I definitely notice improvements in my lifts when I take it and I know it’s not just a placebo. I’m guessing that’s mostly because it’s a cns stimulant though and it’s effects on test are irrelevant.

That shit happens in prison all the time fool

Caffeine is very bad for you. I'm able to think way more clearly because I never take it.

Ban it, vote Democrat!

>won't hurt other people
You will get to be a grumpsters after you come down from coffee. Irritability is for sure a thing with caffeine. So you might be a meanie.

It's a stimulant, that's why it temporarily increases your energy.

Democucks are addicted to caffeine. Just look at fucking coffee shops, they are filled with the retarded libcucks.

Wired, high, it’s all the same. We’re just arguing over semantics here. And yeah I know you can get them cheaper, I’ve bought 80 tabs for 4 bucks before. This is the best deal I can get at the grocery store closest to me.

Caffeine isn't dangerous unless you do something retarded like down a bunch of caffeine pills.

I know it’s a stimulant, I just said that. My point is, I’m wondering if the increase in strength gains come from JUST it being a stimulant or being a stimulant AND increasing test.

Why isnt anyone mentioning how coffee ppl "literally cant wake up" unless they have their morning coffee and how Dunkin Donuts is like water compared to #starbucks. Its a legit addiction.

Caffeine increases stress hormones and stress hormones counter good hormones like testosterone. The question is: are you able to modify your diet and attitude in a way that negates the cortisol & adrenaline spike? With enough salt, sugar, saturated fat and alkaline minerals, it's possible.

No, stimulants decrease testosterone.

Cortisol. Research. Only good initially then waves of cortisol.

I question most of this 'x decreases test.' talk.

I assume that being inactive and having a walking-mozzarella-stick, veal-like body would probably be the biggest factor.

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you are fucking retarded

ya i see all the time coffee heads trying to rob people and banks for their next caffeine fix.

stfu

>OMG guise, did you know caffeine is a drug? Alcohol is a drug! How come different drugs are different? Like, it's weird and stuff.
You're twelve, aren't you?

>Everything is Jewish except this thing I do, which totally isn't Jewish
Jow Forums in a nutshell

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>Coffee is the nigger drink
>Energy drinks are for the boomers
SIG and Jow Forums drinks green tea.

OH fuck off you absolutist prick. I drink 4 to 5 cups of coffee daily, and it's just fucking alrght.

it is regulated. FDA has a limit for its amount in drinks

The post is about how caffeine is regulated you fucking idiots.

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this

Caffeine is more lethal than nicotine.also pure caffeine like I use in my lab would kill you fucking dead. None of this teen girl suicide attempts if you take a tablespoon of pure caffeine you gonna get a ticket to the pearly gates.

Terrifying stuff in a reagent jar. Nobody seem to care.

Go walk into a coffee shop and tell me caffeine is good for you.

Soibois everywhere.

Basically this, not too long ago there was a thread about how redpill smoking and drinking coffee was.

They don’t drink their coffee black they always add sugar and sweets.

The only strange thing is that speed is illegal.

Take some speed and your boss will be thankful for your 24 hour workday.

Go on.....

Everybody's aware it's a drug and a highly addicting one as far as Hippiestan is concerned. Anyone who tries to withdraw from it have headaches, insomnia and becomes agitated.
Anyway, you should try nutmeg tea. Gets you high hiiiiiiiigh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhh

Sucking dick is a drug too. Can't stop doing it.

fpbp

Tea is a drug too. Bongs doped up 24/7.

Coffee shops are filled with Dems because they are retards, fiscally conservative Republicans brew it at home for $.75 a pot rather then buy it for $3 a cup

Underrated

Tea has more flavor and variety anyways.

Sounds like they don’t like the coffee. Why do they keep drinking it?

>can’t wake up without coffee
>can’t function without coffee
>neeeeed my coffee in the morning

fpbp

*sips monster*

There needs to be regulation on American posters. Some of you guys are alright, but some of you like OP are fucking retarded. Absolutely fucking retarded.
Not everything is regulated immediately because ''hurr durr it's a DRUG!''
Most drugs were not regulated, until they started causing problems. Cigarettes used to not be regulated, everyone smoked them, even the kids until people realized they cause problems and governments started regulating them. Everything from cocaine to heroin used to be fine to sell and use until regulations were placed on them.

What is and what isn't regulated depends entirely on whether or not a governing body has any desire to put regulations on it and whether or not they can actually get it done. Regulations don't pop up out of thin air and get magically placed on everything that is technically considered a drug.
OP is a fucking retard.

Vvvvvvvvv true. From essperience, quite literally a superdrug. Also easier to quit than caffeine. After 7 months I said alright I got everything done I had to, time to go au natural. Now it's been 2 weeks and I drink less coffee than I did while on speed (1 cup or less compared to 2-4), run longer, lift heavier, sleep better, smoke less, etc etc etc. fuck caffeine, go big or go home.

Though if you can't handle the roller coaster ride that your life becomes, you best not do speed much.. just train yourself physically towards the stamina level you want without caffeine, figure out a diet that provides you with the energy you want), maintain your fitness with cardio, and you're good to go. Caffeine's only good until you're 22, then you're either hopelessly tolerant to it and feel like shit all the time, or you haven't been productive enough