Croatia

Serb here, let me give you a quick rundown on Croatia, the biggest shithole country in the Balkans.

>poor
>corrupt
>socialist
>brain drained
>25% tax rate on everything
>hercegovnians
>constantly voting for same old communist party while jacking off to some trad values

Dumb fucking country with dumb fucking people and I am not planning to spend 1 more penny/kuna/euro there.

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express.co.uk/news/world/709357/Migrants-shunning-Serbia-despite-warm-welcome-too-poor
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rs.n1info.com/a380237/English/NEWS/One-fourth-poor-in-Serbia.html
balkaninsight.com/en/article/lack-of-opportunity-causes-brain-drain
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people_in_Serbia
thebalkansdaily.com/divorce-rate-in-serbia-rises/
lifesitenews.com/news/serbian-abortion-rate-at-epidemic-proportions
nytimes.com/2012/07/24/world/europe/serbia-becomes-a-hub-for-sex-change-surgery.html
diplomacyandcommerce.rs/the-london-economists-study-suggests-that-the-situation-in-the-serbian-healthcare-system-is-very-bad/
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Damn I wanted to move to Croatia, are you saying Serbia is better? I will be a code monkey.

>Serb here
Stopped reading right there

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kys subhuman

Belgrade will be the biggest surprise of any city you've visited. Women are by far the most beautiful you'll see on average, blowing all Nordic countries out of the water. Men and women both are incredibly friendly. Beautiful architecture and interesting history, just a shame that it's so poor. You should work on saving enough Jew bucks to just immigrate there and be a rich boi.

yes serbia is better, move there

>40% unemployment in Bosnia

Some lazy ass unemployed bosnian piece of shit that does nothing with his life, a fucking parasite to your own crippling country.

instead of getting a job you decide to bump my threads on Jow Forums

and theyre muslim sympathizing catholics.

How about you stop being a faggot and do something to improve "our" country
And btw Serbia totally isn't corrupt

Based, kinda figured that Croatia was a shithole but it's still whiter than Muttmerica. Though it seems that Serbia is the best in the Balkans so I'll consider Belgrade.

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You're not a Serb if you care about the state of Croatia in any way.

yes yes, move there

Alright, BIG REVEAL:

I'm just baiting for (you)s
Let's change the topic, why the fuck can't new balkan generation all be friends?

This is now a BALKAN FRIENDSHIP THREAD

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>Women are by far the most beautiful you'll see on average, blowing all Nordic countries out of the water
ok goblino

Gin back Kosovo. It is legitimate Romanian clay.

>I don't belong in this country
>I still complain about the country on a basketweaving and LARPing forum

Evo ti jos jedan.

>edgy fag on Pentium 3
muh religion

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Stay stronk brother

Croatia is better
they love Westerners

you braindead fags piss me off so much
STOP BROTHER WARS
kill yourself mehmete
and SAGE

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C'mon, бpaт don't be like that...

shit played myself by not reading the whole thread
ffs,can we invade slovenia tho?

Croatia is basically going to be the new Spain, very pleasant place to live but full of foreign retirees and no economy to stand on.

I can't say Serbia is much better, except no one actually wants to retire there.

As a whole, the balkans is my favourite place in europe to visit since the architecture is generally nice, it's insanely cheap, and has interesting and diverse culture.

The ridiculous animosity you have for each other adds to the enjoyment.

Can't we all just get along and destroy Bosnia?.

>Serb here
pali bre traktorče

>why the fuck can't new balkan generation all be friends?
jebali vas smrđani
bavi se svojom zemljom

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>Serb here
>Serbia's population "among world’s fastest shrinking"
b92.net/eng/news/world.php?yyyy=2018&mm=01&dd=24&nav_id=103339

iq-research.info/en/average-iq-by-country/rs-serbia

>ORAL SEX IN SERBIA costs only 4 Euro
telegraf.rs/english/1992883-oral-sex-in-serbia-costs-only-4-euro-you-will-be-terrified-when-you-hear-the-price-for-the-whole-service

>"This country’s TOO POOR’ Shocking scale of migrants snubbing Serbia despite warm welcome"
express.co.uk/news/world/709357/Migrants-shunning-Serbia-despite-warm-welcome-too-poor

>Serbs drink alcohol like Russians: We are recorders in the Balkans, we consume more than 12.5 liters annually
telegraf.rs/english/2790296-serbs-drink-alcohol-like-russians-we-are-recorders-in-the-balkans-we-consume-more-than-12-5-liters-annually

>A quarter of Serbians live in poverty
rs.n1info.com/a380237/English/NEWS/One-fourth-poor-in-Serbia.html

>Educated young Serbians are leaving the country in droves, seeking opportunities abroad that are not open to them at home.
balkaninsight.com/en/article/lack-of-opportunity-causes-brain-drain

>There are 147,604 Romani people in Serbia, but unofficial estimates put the figure up to 450,000-550,000.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people_in_Serbia

>Number of divorces in Serbia has been on the rise year after year.
thebalkansdaily.com/divorce-rate-in-serbia-rises/

>Serbian abortion rate 'at epidemic proportions'
lifesitenews.com/news/serbian-abortion-rate-at-epidemic-proportions

>Serbia becomes a hub for sex change surgery
nytimes.com/2012/07/24/world/europe/serbia-becomes-a-hub-for-sex-change-surgery.html

diplomacyandcommerce.rs/the-london-economists-study-suggests-that-the-situation-in-the-serbian-healthcare-system-is-very-bad/

rs.n1info.com/a413084/English/NEWS/Serbia-s-public-debt-almost-60-percent-of-GDP.html

Kys cunt.

Back to India, Pajeet.

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t. tranny loving m*ygar
kys

(You) are shit baiter and slightly retarded

Why would I kill myself when I can throatfuck your mother, sister, aunt and grandmother for 16$ total?

telegraf.rs/english/2368376-oral-sex-costs-like-two-packs-of-cigarettes-the-youngest-belgrade-prostitute-is-not-even-14-years-old-video

Vukovar. Never forgetti

How can you say you like the place then call their animosity ridiculous?

Дoшли нa тeнкoвимa, oшли нa тpaктopимa

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Check em
>Ћиpилицa
First step towards going back to your roots

Post the picture of his legs so we can laugh at his twink body

you forgot it's your sister who gets fucked by a serb for free lmao

>Ustaša lapring as a Serb to shtpost
Why are you so obsessed with Serbs?

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i don't have any pictures of faggots in my computer

>hercegovnians
I admit I laughed

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No she doesn't, wankstain.

Hey Serbfags do most young Serbs if political at all, do they prefer Partizani or Cetnici?

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t. got dumped by a Croat qt

honestly, the young dont care much either way

30 of ustasha generals were jewish
Pavelices wife was Jewish
leave that there

>damage control

Is it that bad? I mean I'm coming from a dijaspora standard but the Croats here are autistic when it comes to politics like they're in Parliament or something.
>mfw you join EU and lose all your young people like Croatia

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Not my post, dumb Serboid.

Man theres some super croat honeys tho

Jebiga mogu ja i na latinici napisat ako hoces

Same with Serb women

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is that a reason why you hate us so much, because of your sister's preference?

They can't take care of themself, better off ruled by Republik Ostrich ?

yeah man for sure, but the croats are more often lighter skinned and blonde and while I never found anglo girls attractive they did the trick.

Ajde vrati se nazad na Jow Forums da plačeš o tome kako pravim Smrdija hate konce.

is she playing "remove kebab" Xd

you surely didnt see ones near the coast

Women in Dalmatia can get pretty dark man, I would assume in Australia they also stay pretty dark too.

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So like the rest of the balkans?

tanned, sure, but blondies man. Like I said, I couldn't stand the anglo girls growing up, but having blonde 'wogs' did it for me.

He тpeбa, дpжи ce ти cвoјих кopeнa

>Serb here

go back cetnik

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o shit

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naravno, naravno, mala sahovska zastavice, bio si hiljadu puta pa znas, picko mala kockasta, dođi na gibanicu kod predaka jebo te danke dojčlan
>hiljada je tisuću
>goblino
>ok austrijski konjusar

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Бaш cи ce пopтyдиo, нeкa.
Tell her how you feel.

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