Do you have a girlfriend?

>do i have a girlfrind?
i am not realy sure
>have this girl i write with a lot
>we go to cenema or for icecream occasional
>i do not realy look back look pretty decent
>am autist
>have no idea if she likes me
>am fucking anxious about fucking up because of missing empathy
>have to retrain my Jow Forumstardation to not drive her away

so idk
but
>we talked bout the JQ at first date
>she likes memes
>she started talkin bout jews
>she actualy listened to my enraged drivel
>she did not break contact afterwards and we had another date

help me Jow Forums

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lul fat autist who writes sci fi

who doesn't likes scie fi??

Yes. I also have concubines.

No friends, no gf (ever)

many such cases. I'm a great cook who can make delicious healthy meals. The last 2 girls I was with basically were indoctrinated that cooking a meal for your husband is oppression. Wouldnt be too bad except neither liked doing the dishes.

Never send your daughter to UBC

why are german posts always so autistic?

>can’t help it

anons guilty pleasure

idk german is land of autism,
i mean we build cremetory rolercoasters to commit genocide sometimes things have to be done propperly

No, I peaked in 8th grade.

I have 2 but they don't know each other

stay away from meme-women mein freund

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No, just a wife.

but but she a qtie?
she makes a few too much trap jokes, but she is small and not realy masculine

Anyone fucking at such a young age turn into freaks when they're older.

yes and her name is ruri

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Yes, my fleshlight

You got it bro, I hate to say this, but you should introduce a new dimension of yourself to her. You need to dick her before she goes with a rapefugee. That will solidify your position.

might be, but those are not the qualities you want to be looking for in a woman.

Is she decent?
Is she lovng and caring?

Those are the questions you should ask yourself.

Nope. I had one way back in high school for about a month and a half. Not since then, though.

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no
the only one I ever had distanced herself because I didn't realize that hedonism had taken control of me before it was too late.
single now I guess, never really broke up. I'm sure she doesn't care about closure, considering she's a year older.

nope. i'm planning to move to usa and find me a beautiful shiksa to fuck.

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>me a mild autist
>is she loving and caring user?

the hell do i know?

Yeah. I couldn’t stand coming home all the time to no meals and then her asking me if I wanted to cook dinner.

Sure bitch. Now instead of me coming home to a cooked meal I can just do my regular chores, except it is for two people instead of one. Great.

Yeah nah. Bitches these days are dumb and won’t last with any man. Only cuck betas who will die early from overexertion.

make a move user

i never leave house outside of part time work, groceries and basic stuff like that
i should probably join some community for stuff i like but shits rare and i just dont feel like doing it

f

>Chasing pussy is psychologically destructive
Get a load of this guy. I guess you also have a vagina instead of a dick.

Had

Nope. Have a wife who formerly was my girlfriend though.

nyet

no. I've been fucking some girl that I hardly knew who texted me one day saying something like "I know I have a boyfriend but he's emotionally abusive and we barely ever have sex so I'm horny all the time. Do you want to fuck? If you don't it's okay but please don't tell anyone." Normally I wouldn't do it but she's only 20 (I'm 22) and her boyfriend is some 27 year old guy who works as a waiter and sells pills. Also she's hot. Seeing this sort of stuff makes me want to avoid ever having a relationship though. It's actually pretty sad I only get laid because I'm a good looking guy and I can tell if I was ugly or short this would never happen, of course I want to have sex but this sort of hook up culture where people are constantly cheating and women are trashy whores is very depressing.

fucking pervert

you either make a move or stay in the friendzone forever

this, but don't over-reach.

I'm going to college next year, does anyone have any tips on how to get girls? I have zero experience of dating.

well i will move but well
never had a longer relationship with someone i like
i can stay pretty stable with a girl i don't like and just fuck
but i tend to become overly obsessed woth poeple i actualy like which makes me stressed af.