Ben & Jerry's Cuckcream

just go into your local store with a cart, put icecream in the cart, go to an empty aisle and leave it

they'll end up tossing the product and investment reports for ben & jerry will be like wtf why are we spending money on a flavor we're losing money on

Do they still make 'White Devil's Food Cake' flavour?

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It won't get any sales unless it's made with soi...

Sure we will. 4 More Years of Salted Caramel Tears.

>pecan resist
Something that's been bugging me: What's the pun in that name?
Nearest I could figure is "Pecan Resist" sounding a little like "We can resist", but seems too lame.

I work in the frozen section of a grocery store. If I see this shit, I'm going to toss it in the trash and discontinue it immediately.

they've been doing stuff like this since forever. why are people making a big deal about it now?

hi cia samefag bait

I would prefer: Shitskin Sundae

I don't remember anything as publicized as this. This is making a pretty clear statement about their political views.

If I had to guess, you would only find out about their political views by actually giving a shit about them personally and looking into it...

Not as stupid as trump steaks

>I don't remember anything as publicized as this.
Then youre a dumb fucking zoomer
They had obama cream and a bunch of other stupid political icecreams in the past

No it’s because you’re a fucking retard. Just like all the retards made Willie Nelson is a democrat.

I'm going to 'resist' buying any

>Trump steaks were a political statement
Explain.

I'm sure you know a few woman who've had some trump steaks in them at one point or another

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Come to think of it, putting the word 'resist' on the front of any food product doesn't seem a wise marketing tactic.

Sorry to incite so much salt.

Guess I never gave a shit about their ice cream before.

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That pun only works in places where they pronounce it pee-can. Where I live, we say p’kahn. P’kahn resist just doesn’t make sense.

>Come to think of it, putting the word 'resist' on the front of any food product doesn't seem a wise marketing tactic.

The fat 300lb purple haired SJW dykes will buy it by the gallon.

no problem user
they do this shit all the time though, the other anons were right
i think oburma's flavor was... "pecan resist"? you see, it's even the same sort of word play, these two fat jew cucks are THAT lazy

>people are too sensitive these days little onions cucks
>reeee this frozen sugar is being mean to my Jewish overlord!boycott!

oh fuck sorry
i meant obama's flavor was "yes pecan" as in "yes we can"
very clever, i know

Ben and Jerry's is for fat fucks. Halo Top is the ice cream for Chads.

this
I still don't get the word play.

OP just said it was stupid you illiterate NPC.

>I never gave a shit about their ice cream
>ugh how could they do this they make me SO MAD
ORANGE MAN GOOD RAHHHH

What if they really made a Cuck flavored ice cream? What would that taste like? Who would they market it too?

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I will fucking end you for this shit

Halo Top is for women. Edy's Slow Churned is the only real answer. Or you're an adult and you stop eating ice cream.

Actually fuck it, Chipwich is the only real answer.

Who cares? An ice cream flavour will not change anything. go focus on some real issues dipshit

Looks pretty similar to me.
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Just to clear up the confusion. Notice where they say Pee-can

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All these pol threads and YouTube videos and no one is mentioning how hideously ugly the shit skin on that tub is. The era of pedastalising disgusting failures has truly peaked.

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There were a bunch of really clever "flavors" posted here last time these kikes did some stupid virtue signal.... wish I hadn't lost that hard drive.

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Chad's semen? So salty and stringy? Goo type ice cream?

To soibois?

I'd eat it if it meant I could have a gf, even cucks have gf's.

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This fucking thread

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Dear CIA,
You always answer my dear letters. I come to you again to ask that you sabotage Ben & Jerry's with something like salmonella or botulism. Just whatever works. Specifically this pecan resist flavor for the added bonus of taking out lefties. It will be righteous as deathly ill people don't vote. Win-Win. Thank you for always being there. I love you CIA!
Your Pal,
user

lol

I haven't bought any Ben and Jerry's ice cream in close to 6 or 7 years, not because it's pricey, it's not even that good. I've had better ice cream.

Go back to watching Sabrina on Netflix, NPC.

I never said I was mad. I said it was stupid.

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I want to bleach her so bad

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This. Only retarded yankees get the word play. I had to think about it for a bit before realizing some folks actually call them pee-cans.

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Cuck Cascade - A S O Y milk fruity ice cream with chocolate and caramel chunks mixed in.

Checked.

I’ve been wondering the same thing. I think it must We Can Resist, it’s not as if the left can pun any better than they can meme.

Ice cream is for faggots. Especially this pussy shit

neoliberals hijacking every far lefty activist cause. fucking kek.

>LE KEEP BIG BUSINESS OUT OF POLITICS
>EXCEPT IGNORE THOSE THAT ALIGN WITH US

very, very principled commies. Also, resisting Trump just means being antipodal to anything he is for. Again, very principled policies retards.

BUY UNILEVER CORPORATION'S NEW RESISTtm FLAVOR, GOYIM

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Give the prez two scoops.

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ben[dover] & [accept] jerrys [cream]

better artwork that the original

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Not my fault southerners have the IQ of a runaway slave
Fuckin nigger state

Im ok with liberal Jews being uber anti-nationalism, fascism, racism, etc AS LONG AS they aren’t hypocrites about it. Is Wiesel ok with immigrants from surrounding Arab nations flooding into Israel? That’s all I want to know

Its filled with nuts imagine that.

Turned off their youtube comments I see.

Probably went down like a lead balloon.

God damn you beat me to it. Not the girlfriend part though I have a few.

user I ...
>Eliezer "Elie" Wiesel KBE (/ˈɛli ˌviːˈzɛl/, Hebrew: אֱלִיעֶזֶר וִיזֶל ʾĔlîʿezer Vîzel;[2][3] September 30, 1928 – July 2, 2016) was a Romanian-born American Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, and Holocaust survivor.

This whole thing is blowing up in their face. People who weren't even aware of their previous shenanigans now suddenly are confronted with b+Js policics. It won't be a complete boycot but it will be felt. It's a German-Dutch company btw like wat

we allready have diverse ice cream

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>advertising
Well what do you think they did it for? They already know only fat feminists are going to buy the product anyhow, but they can bait us into doing the advertising... for free!

The marketing people are getting pretty damn good with the memes. We might want to watch out less we get dethroned.

What a waste of quads. B&J is only losing customers. Only fat cows will keep consuming, the rest is now filled with disdain.

Why is it so salty?

That needs to be a meme. It's good ice cream when vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are segregated.

Hahaha What the fuck. Is that artist a crypto nazi or what. That shit is hillarious.

Shop this onto it

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Ahem. Those are quilts and they prove KEK believes I am right.

The marketing people will take over the memes if we slack off for even an instant. They did it with TV. They did it with vidya. They did it with everything fun.

>dubs
yeah you're right, kek has spoken. praise kek

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