No nut november

I'm doing it. I've already had great ideas on how to get more people to vote this November.
It totally clears the mind and allows me to focus at an important time such as this. No wonder boxers do this too

>forcing myself to do uncomfortable things makes me a real man!
How about getting a real job? You'll be doing shit you don't wanna be doing for 10 hours a day and get some cash to buy 4K porn and even real whores.

Oh man, I almost fucked a straight nasty roastie on Halloween. One more drink and it would have been over.

does sex count? No sex also?

I'm on no fap trying to not even edging.

I knew I had a problem when I had some nice pussy in front of me and I couldn't get it up, but later on that night here I am beating off. It's gotten to the point where I enjoy beating off more than sex. But this month I'm making the decision to keep my hands out my pants and put that energy into litterally anything else. I heard you have to hit 30 days to feel a change 60 to get the full effect so my no fap will last until the new year. 3 days in since I had the will power to start early and honestly things are looking good this time around.

yes it does i started on halloween to be sure i could make it through fuck you, you impulse gratifying piece of shit.

anyone who isnt in is a goddamn pussy

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desu if you're going to do nofap try as much as you can to not associate with sluts
when I did it, I had to go to a laboratory due to some project I was working on at uni, same spot where this nasty tattooed slut would also do her project.
I was so horny that I was heavily flirting with her and she was actually recipocrating with actual touch and everything (first time I'd ever touched a woman)
I was going to call her that night to take her out and try to lose my virginity with her but I masturbated and felt so disgusted with myself.
never again

I nutted in my sleep last night, does that count? Haven't wet myself asleep since a teen.

Fucked my wife in the shower this morning then jerked off smelling her panties a few hours later. I lose.

I only jack off to thigg ebony women getting railed by big white uncircumsized cocks. I dont think it even counts as fapping.

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I'm in.

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nocturnal emissions beyond your control (wet dreams) don't count because it's not lack of self control your body will make you ejaculate if you need to clean the pipes so to speak.

This month, are you really trying to reproduce, pay child support, and lower your smv simultaneously? If not, your gene argument have no validity.

>Faping

>Benefits
>better sex
I thought that no-fap was an MGTOW/incel thing.

no it's a /sig/ thing

It's that time again? Can't go a day without fapping. Fug.

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it starts with the mind, if you tell yourself you are incapable incapable you shall be. As henry ford once said if you think you can, you are right. if you think you can't you are right.

>yeah sorry wife, I can't fuck you this month because the internet said it's a bad idea

I'm in.
/sig/ heil!

Too late I fapped before I saw this

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, Jow Forums is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying there testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindles.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
Jow Forums unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 7 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

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>having sex is the same as fapping
user you can fuck your wife and have many babies as much as you want fapping has a different effect on the brain than actual human contact

Been prepping for this mentally over the past weeks, glhf lads

I'm in

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You didn't read OP, did you?

it takes more than 7 days

Fuck it, I'm in. Anyone else an artist who draws lewds? How do you cope with that?

you too user nice doobs

I can't stop myself from nutting in my sleep. What do? Please help

i ignored the retarded parts of OP because of the two misspellings and am accurately correcting his mistakes about what no fap is

If you're married make it a game to knock your wife up this month than. Better?

My testosterone levels are trough the roof after jacking off to WMBF porn 5 times a day. Also semen volume is steadily increasing.

>no sex

Almost had me. I'm doing no fap November already, but I'm not giving up my booty calls.

t. Israel

>The jew attempts to strike.

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honestly you should try drawing different things go out in nature for a left side brain outlet and if you find yourself drawing a lewd stop (if you are someone who is comissioned for lewds i'd advise finding a different form of income because that's very jewish)

Everybody remember that when you fap you make Hitler disappointed in you.

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wet dreams do not break no fap it's your bodies way of cleaning out

>because that's very jewish
Guilty.

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what a set

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>wet dreams do not break no fap it's your bodies way of cleaning out
but I want it to stop

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>hot wife wants to bang
>tell her to leave me alone until December 1 because of an internet meme

Fuck that. You incels can battle it out for your online street cred. I'm going to continue with my well-adjusted masculine lifestyle.

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So basically what I thought.

well in which case try only taking commissions of shit that absolutely disgusts you and you couldn't see yourself fapping to

>sour grapes: the post

no mgtow is not /sig/ it's a gay version of it that promotes neetdom and not reproducing white children

only way that has ever worked stopping wet dreams for me is prayer idk if you are religious or not.

>no sex
>better sex
Fucking retards

don't sweat it, can't be helped really. i don't know about you but when i sleep-nut it feels more diluted or whatever than the real deal so i don't really see it as breaking the streak.

OP is a dumbass who doesn't understand the point of no fap been established already you can have sex with women (no roasties for your own dignity) the brain reacts differently to sex than no fap

>only way that has ever worked stopping wet dreams for me is prayer idk if you are religious or not.
not really, but at this point I'm ready to try anything.
Does it work for you, long term to?

personally im doing NoBender November in order to not drink.

it doesn't break the streak because wet dreams are not for lack of self control and as you said are usually diluted not full of sperm

>i don't know about you but when i sleep-nut it feels more diluted or whatever than the real deal so i don't really see it as breaking the streak.
It just feels so bad. Disappointing really

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This. When you don't jack off, you fuck a fat chick or an ugly bitch. Don't do what I did, anons. Please just jack off.

with men it's impossible but with God all things are possible. As for long term the only way it would work is if you are consistent in your prayers if you lack or stop even for a day it'll start again you have to be vigilant

you're out faggot

this was never about them, it's all about you!

Know thyself

how do you all nut during sleep ?
I've never done that in my life

Same here fellow burger. We got this.

This is why none of us are surprised that imported shitskins are banging your women. Man the fuck up, Hans.

doesn't happen to everyone but people do tend to experience it when no fapping.

no fap isn't about not banging women you can make as many babies as you want but you can not self gratify in masturbation it fucks your brain

I was just thinking about how I haven't fapped for a few days and how I feel less depressed and that it would be good to keep it going, then the very next second I scroll past this thread.
I'm taking it as a sign from God.
I'm in.
I'm here everyday so I'll post the odd thread to check progress.
We can do it anons!

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ill give it a go

I'm in, except the no sex part. My wife would rape me or I rape her after about a week of not cummin. Sawwy.

>with men it's impossible but with God all things are possible. As for long term the only way it would work is if you are consistent in your prayers if you lack or stop even for a day it'll start again you have to be vigilant
thanks a lot, friend, I'll give it a try.

>how do you all nut during sleep ?
>I've never done that in my life
I guess I'm weak on this. More potential for improvement

would you be the honorary bread baker? if you are on all the time it would be good to have a spot for people to check in and see how others are holding up / coping

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>>no sex
>Benefits
>>better sex
U wot m8?

especially since current OP is retarded and doesn't know much about no fap

>9 weeks today
>my consciousness has expanded, so did my cognition and emotions
>more empathy
>successfully ignore suggestive images on Jow Forums
>today went to a mlp site to see if i still like the porn
>i still like it
Welp. At least I could easily close the tab but I don't think that the feeling of repulsion can grow without some rational effort first.

Yeah okay. What schedule do you think? Every day? Every 2 days? Once a week?

don't mistake it for weakness, (it is a natural bodily function you couldn't stop it more than you could stop pissing or sweating usually) but if you really want to stop praying to christ in earnest faith will be a cure, he's always listening

7 days is usually where i get the peak of energy, at first i was almost psychotic, would start arguing (on fucking point) with my boss before i could even understand what i was doing. if there is a change after that point, it is much less intense or noticeable than the difference between day 7 and day 0.

also after two or three weeks, i would be back to the same mood than before nofap.

only happens to me during nofap i've found

at minimum once a week maybe once a day for the first week but be sure to include it's okay to have normal sex with wholesome girls and that wetdreams/nocturnal emissions do not break your streak as they are beyond your control. maybe find some old posts with the benefits (hair growth, more energy, more brain activity ect ect)

already 2 weeks in ffs, will my natural music attract women in heat after this?

9 weeks is decent user, good work!
Longest I ever did was about the same but I get complacent and start peeking and then it's just fucked. You peek once, peek again a bit later and before you know it you're 2 hours and a box of kleenex into a serious wankhole.

don't get me wrong 7 days is an accomplishment for a lot of people but if you go a full 60 days you will see that 7 days while beneficial pales in comparison (this varies from person to person but if you have been fapping most your life it's gonna take more than 7 days to feel the full effect for sure)

Already lost

Musk* ducking tablet autocorrect

go for another 4 weeks and girls will be all over you

>no sex
I'm in to no fap november sorry

Okay. Tomorrows thread will be at around this time, 8ish GMT. I'll make a template with some links and whatever.
If anyone has any suggestions now's the time.
Good luck bros.