An Airport worker blew compressed air into his friends arse at work as a 'joke'. The man was in excruciating pain seconds later, with reports of an intense burning sensation in his belly, and feeling as though his stomach was about to burst open. He was quickly rushed to A&E. The man responsible was not taken to jail, or fired from his job, but was ordered to pay £1000 compensation to his victim. The judge said he turned up to court in a suit and a tie, which is apparently rare these days.
What's up with these manchildren acting like fifteen year-olds?
Weird. Like a few months ago I read a similar incident happening but with japs
Lucas Phillips
typical for the pay grade
Leo Cooper
That can easily kill someone. Fucker needs to get thrown under the jail.
Ryder Carter
>Post traumatic stress disorder I smell someone looking for gibs
Lincoln Russell
>what’s up with manchildren acting like fifteen year-olds
Saged potentially good thread due to faggy OP. Many such cases.
Colton Reyes
I worked on a tree crew for one day...two morons I was working with were goofing around and one pushed the other at the energized bucket truck. I didn't go back to that clownworld shit show...goddamned morons.
Jose Sullivan
>PTSD >From an air hose. Nah, he used it as an excuse to claim disability.
Henry Roberts
he got sodomized with a high power air hose and his intestine blew up like a balloon, man.
Brody Morgan
He could be permanently injured, article doesn't seem to state anything about it.
Fuckin a bud. I'll never take a moron job again, why I did in the first place is beyond me.
Isaiah Howard
And people wonder why I dislike working with normies.
Sebastian Hall
I almost became a firefighter until I found this out >only smoke weed >like to smoke weed >plan to quit to join fire >no problem with that >meet the guys at the post to join the academy by doing program through school >digging it >no pun intended >meet head of post >basically captain, but it's captain of the youth program so baby shit >he likes me pretty much all the guys like me I was Jow Forums before I thought of joining >was HUGE >no problem carrying all the shit just couldn't run for shit >captain notices invites me to do hikes >kinda knew it was a test to see if I was a lazy shit >told him I'd love to >meet with him an hour an a half from where I live to go into the mountains with a total of 6 people >4 are guys from the post including me >2 are girls >me and all the guys have equipment,camel bags,knives,are all at least 5'11-6'2 >girls are like 5'2 come in barely anything, and wear fucking converse >dumb cuck captain decides to CUT the trail all together and just go through the fucking mountains >we have to totally inexperienced hikes >save girls lives like 4 times that day because they kept sliding off steep inclines, and at times almost couldn't climb areas we needed to because of dumb cuck captain was really pissed that day, and a week after that when it was apparent this guy could be a boss I quit.
Parker Lopez
Fuck is the relevancy of the suit?
Mason Baker
OH SHIT FORGOT TO MENTION >that week when I've been clean for months guys are talking >all dudes who operate vehicles >they're discussing upcoming drug tests >they know the exact weeks they need to test clean in advance >most guys know >they're doing psychs, and shrooms almost every weekend >most of them barely even smoke weed >some of them do crazier shit like coke weird
Cooper Phillips
someone did that to a faggot in brazil. the fag died lol
Lincoln Bailey
I don't understand.
How the fuck is he not in jail with a serious fucking conviction?
This legitimately boggles my mind and pisses me off.
I genuinely believed judges like this should be brutally tortured and murdered.
Liam Miller
>British justice
Gavin Brown
And? The guy got a measly £1k. After the government takes its cut, thats £800.
Who the fuck knows what kind of medical care the man may need years from now.
Colton Richardson
Bro...I was going through EMTI school and tried joining the VOLUNTEER department...I even gave an impromptu lesson on how to stop bleeding on my first night there meeting everyone. Everyone wanted me to join and the head honcho(captain I guess, fuck if I know) was like, "well...I'll see if I can't find space for you"...acting like a total dick.
I've always admired firefighters and medics and wanted to be one, that didn't happen. I just went back to the PMC I worked for.
Luis Howard
My wood shop teacher told me a similar story in class. He said a few buddies were messing around with the air blower hose thing and one blew air close to the other dudes ass just to goof off or whatever and it was so powerful air when into his ass and bloated the fuck out of him instantly rushed to the hospital. It's basically like being screwed by a horse.
Henry Jackson
The british working class live in tracksuits. For one if them to wear a suit means hes had some sort of consultation, or a family member suggested it, meaning he isnt complete scum in the eyes of the court.
>After the government takes its cut, thats £800. Vented Ass Tax
Eli Baker
I thought shoving things up the ass of the unwilling was a quintessentially British past time over on Airstrip One.
Brody Young
horseplay leads to sick bay tbf it doesn't sound like an osha approved nozzle. It should have holes drilled into the base of the tube with a surface area equal ti the diameter of the hose. he'll get a nice settlement if he lives
You could probably rupture someone's colon, and they could bleed out if the damage is bad enough. That is why this particular tradie tradition is so much fun.
Ian Perez
How much fighting goes on there if it could escalate to that?
Nolan Rodriguez
But if it goes up the bum can you not just fart it out again
Lincoln Cruz
He would have gotten prison time in a sane country.
Brandon Green
Bro working class people do this kind of shit ALL THE TIME. I just don't understand how he got the air into his arse, how it resulted in PTSD (probably for that sweet British working-class dole), and what the fuck this has to do with politics you fucking idiot newfag boomer get the fuck out of here.
Ryan Cruz
>Chad firefighter tries to get some on his down time while being nice to autist virgin newbie (probably got the other girl for the autist, the two guys would *have an emergency* and leave half way) >virgin autist thinks he saved the girls' lives when they were practically throwing themselves at the autist at Chad's bequest >virgin autist ruins the day for everyone
>Chad Chief paramedic is nice enough to let all the newbies have a little introduction >autist newbie tries holding a lecture the first night of his training >Chad chief paramedic kindly removes the disruptive autist so that the rest of the class can learn shit from actual professional
I'm inclined to believe this to be the more realistic scenario
