/NOVA ERA/ - BAULO GUEDES EDITION :-DDDD

/NOVA ERA/ is the place to discuss Brazilian politics during Jair Bolsonaro's presidency.

>BACKGROUND
Jair Messias Bolsonaro is a Brazilian congressman and former military officer. He has served as a member of the Chamber of Deputies, representing the state of Rio de Janeiro, since 1991. In an unprecedented presidential run, spending significantly less than his adversaries, under constant fire from the mainstream media, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro was elected by the popular vote to the presidency of Brazil. He will take office as the 38th president in January 1st 2019.

Bolsonaro is a pro-gun, pro-life, conservative Catholic. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and Bolivarian socialism. He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems.

>CONFIRMED MINISTERS
Onyx Lorenzoni - Chief of Staff
Paulo Guedes - Economy
General Augusto Heleno - Defense
LTC Marcos Pontes - Science and Technology
Sérgio Moro - Justice

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>Paulo Guedes

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Will social security reform pass?

Water.

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I agree, but I don't really have time to do that. Someone has to volunteer to do that every day.

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OPERATION MORRE MACONHEIRO
youtube.com/watch?v=ljJYYw-pcVI
youtube.com/watch?v=4X9MiQ4I61c
What should be done
a)Get first place as the most voted idea on the senate page
>Thats 253.804 votes + 1

b)Get social influencers, /ourguys/ retweeting this and discussing this
>Nando Moura
>Olavo de Carvalho
>Bolsonaro
>Bolsonaro kids
>Danilo Gentili
>Frota
>Ana Caroline Campagnolo
>Sargento Fahur
>Police instagram pages on facebook and instagram
>Right wing pages on facebook and instagram

c)Push it to the leftist bubbles, so they can viralize this in fear too
>Midia ninja
>Quebrando o tabu
>Reddit

d)Create OC to push this idea to the entire nation that is on social media
>Sikeira Jr memes
>Proerd memes
>Alborghetti memes

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All of those "artistic" events were sponsored with public money

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>Cuceta
>Fag LGBT movie about gay tranny guy tattooing a PUSSY on it's anus, pretending it to be a sex change surgery

youtube.com/watch?v=WjkAGlimFL4
>Queermuseum, criança viada(fag kid), criança travesti(tranny kid)
>Fag art event, despicting little kids as trannies and gays

youtube.com/watch?v=b8HC83xfFDA
>MASP, naked adult male, touched by children with the aid of liberal woman

youtube.com/watch?v=9rEGrOcQlPw
>Johnny Hooker
>Shilling that JESUS CHRIST is a gay and tranny, and calling people to chant that Jesus is transsexual

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=rEyjpBRae1I
>Macaquinhos, dedo no cu e marxismo
>odia.ig.com.br/_conteudo/diversao/2015-11-23/grupo-de-teatro-faz-exploracao-anal-em-performance-e-gera-polemica.html

youtube.com/watch?v=OjxDqcHpezI
>Fotona – O maior nu artístico já feito em Brasília
>gazetaweb.globo.com/portal/noticia/2017/09/fotona-de-nu-artistico-reune-115-pessoas-no-museu-da-republica-de-brasilia_39749.php

youtube.com/watch?v=fWgmnt01n3k
>Transbordação - Uma “performance artística” em que as mulheres urinam nas calças em público
>ilisp.org/noticias/estatais-financiaram-performance-artistica-em-que-mulheres-urinam-nas-calcas/
>gazetadopovo.com.br/ideias/performance-artistica-mostra-mulheres-urinando-nas-calcas-cabr3e5rd93o0aesn87ym1ntn/

>post yfw the northeast will become the first israeli colony

That's bad. We should keep the national hegemony.

>Brazil becomes a world leader in battery technology
>Bring Gurgel back
>everyone driving around in electric Gurgels

BASED BIGODE

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We need some ministers like Carson and DeVos.
Acting on stealth and really changing what really matters.

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Nah, NE wants to be PT puppet, let israel come here, they'll put them in their place.

Brasilians will be consumated by their own arrogance and delusion and when they realize it it will be too late

Left or right, communist or capitalist, Latin America has its place already settled in the global order. A cheap resource mine for the global north where only a bunch of locals profit from it

Democracy is a theather. Screen this post and re-read it in a few years

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youtu.be/rocltPuAxJU
I'm seeking more unbiased media speaking about Lord Bolso and/or the upcoming presidential term.

Based

The grafeno thing that Bolsonaro said to Pontes is retarded though. Things don't work like that

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>European
Hello fellow mutt

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I'll be laughting at you when brazil turns into a first world country in the next decade

fuck off faggot

Bonoro is our only hope
We need to go full authoritarian, democracy is a scam

We will never develop allowing reds to roam freely

They need to be destroyed, we need an unique party system.

Not this year, the government will not risk being defeated before the actual inauguration.

>Brasilians
Hi MAV-PT shill, howdy?

so?

>next decade

Come on fag, at least 30 years, under a dictatorship.
It's not happening.

>Water.
Of course, im not expecting anything this year, but what about next year?

Isso é um brasileiro.

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Completamente brasileiro

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Just the time for the plants to be completed... Guess 2 to 3 years, being very generous

One of us

This country has absolutely nothing holding it back to become a first world power, all we need is to keep lefties off the power for a decade and its done.

Faltou o short e a Havaianas.

Don't worry the Americas will come to save Europe when the Muslims fully take over.

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Why is he so obsessed with terrorism in Latin America?

This is pretty based
youtu.be/eG5jWSShzt4

being against PT and commies in general is merely a moral obligation to any upstanding brazilian citizen.

no they won't, that would be too islamphobic

oantagonista.com/brasil/moro-quer-combater-o-crime-em-tempo-real/

>A ideia de trazer o Coaf para dentro do Ministério da Justiça dará a Sergio Moro o poder de acompanhar em tempo real os alertas de movimentação financeira.
>O órgão vai preparar relatórios diários sobre pessoas politicamente expostas, servidores públicos, empresas com contratos públicos e até integrantes do crime organizado.
>Na Lava Jato, Moro percebeu que o Coaf registrou ao longo dos anos milhares de operações atípicas envolvendo condenados do petrolão. Mas nada foi feito.

holy shit, it cant take that much, we might as well declare the country bankrupt today
First 6 months tops first year the previdence reform needs to pass

Ourguy

>euro flag
opinion disregarded

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Jesus Christ, I'm getting goosebumps
We are really doing this shit

Based, it'll be like the swatting memes

What a time to be alive

No.

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>Bonoro is considering backing off the idea of merging the agriculture and enviroment ministeries
Y tho

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I'm talking about the israeli water plants

Same, I guess there's a bit of patriotism growing in me.

International Backlash

The ruralista pussied out

yeah man, everytime I see a new based minister being appointed I smile unvoluntarily. my shit eating grim is never before seem levels.

Oh ok, im not even counting with that idk why that came out, my freak out is with previdence reform

might be for the best.
not worth the hassle.

GIB REICH

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fuck bolsonaro

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>economic miracle duuring military regime
>thne once counist terrorism starts and the oposition rises we stagnate
>lefty governments see very little growth until american ressesion in 2008
>It collapses again during dilma government

I think you proved my point.

BASED GENERAL MOURÃO PRACTICING HIS ENGLISH SKILLS

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i finished a prototype, the file is quite big (90mb) but i will worry about shrinking it down later, i need ideas now.
i only included the "cuceta" and "jesus é travesti" because the others aren't as disgusting as those.
so far it's about a minute, i was thinking on changing the order of the videos and maybe not even including the "jesus é travesti" one.
here's the link streamable.com/pzhy5
plis rate.

There might be some hope for us, macacobro.

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You don't think the Prince would be a good minister?

oh, and i will reduce the durantion of the second text.

Quando foi isso?
Tem video?

user...

... you're in for a heartbrake.

Operation King Cripple
Mission: Get this man to the #1 spot on Drama Alert's Halloween Costume Contest.

How to do it:

1) Vote RICKY BERWICK in the straw poll here:
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2) Download the Tor browser and follow the install instructions:
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3) Vote with Tor, then close the browser, open it up again, and then vote again. Repeat until victory.

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the bancada ruralista is cancer
it's the establishment, and it's crooked
do u guys really want them to keep throwing the traditional families out of their legitimate lands and to recklessly destroy more of the forests?
i mean, it is a great thing to see agriculture expanding, but let's keep it at an acceptable level... the nature is essential for our lives

Hoje de tarde. Deve ter no youtube

Am I really?

>Haddad was a light post
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dude...
j-just live your home and look around...

did my part

Farmers are the ones pushing back against it. They feel it's going to compromise their interests in a long run. Also, even the USA under Trump kept their Environment Protection Agency (EPA), so it would be a bit too much to undermine either of the Ministries.

>do u guys really want them to keep throwing the traditional families out of their legitimate lands and to recklessly destroy more of the forests?
t. Retard who has never set foot on a farm, probably lives in Leblon

>live your home

But he is the same guy that was considering taking Brazil of ONu because fuck them. This is disapponting
Enviroment ministery its fucking useless, it just hold us back. I want more farms, i dont give a fuck about trees and monkeys

>keep throwing the traditional families out of their legitimate lands
Wut? You mean the indians and quilombolas?

>northeast and north holding us back
>we deploy Jewish magic to end The Seca
>cut down the Amazon to allow harvesting of natural resources and industrialization
There, solved.

yeah, we shouldn't motivate people to accomplish things, let's just relax

Yes.
Brazil will not become a first world country in a decade.
Sorry.
But I believe it will be better than it is now.

Last bit was meant for

Brivadiza dudo :-DDDD

Fuck off. That's not even funny.

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It's gonna happen, dad.

Yeah, sorry.
I am a shame to my country, now.

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If he said something related to Niobio research, or fucking anything else, then alright.
But graphene? Come on user.

MERCOSUL É A PONTA DO MEU PIRÚ

Okay, lads. We need to make our history and culture main stream. What are some ideas? These are mine:

-Call of Duty: guerra do paraguay;
-Battle field: canudos;
-Assassin's creed: inconfidência mineira.

We need to push our culture like the muricans did, we need to become know and have our roots be respected.

P.s.: the franchises are not to say the same companies should make the games, it's just a point of reference.

Honestly, though: The Northeast will continue to be a pain in the ass no matter what you guys do for it.
I truly fear I am right on this one.

"Um dos meus arrependimentos é no dia oficial, da entrega da minha faixa, não foi o PT que entregou, Mas pelo menos o Brasil conseguiu tira-lo sem eleições" - Bolsonaro

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Is there a youtube link?

MERCOSUL É A PONTA DO MEU PIRU

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Sniper Elite 10: Killing Favelados Edition

Mercosul é a ponta do meu piru!

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feat. helicopters

MERCOSUL NÃO VALE UMA LATA DE PITÚ

Times will change. With faith on God and hard work, we can can save the northeast.

MERCOSUL É A PONTA DO MEU PIRÚ!

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