Remember, remember, the 1st of November. That's because tonight's episode of Dimbleby's Dykes Dungeon is GUARANTEED to be absolute shit. The reason? All but one of the panellists are women in Essex's Clacton-on-Sea, best known for being the longest held UKIP constituency by slanted jawed Douglas Carswell. Prepare yourselves for harpies yelling at each other!
Newly-careered lapdancer Liz Truss is on for the Conservatives with another North Eastern moron in Middlesbrough's Andy McDonald for Labour. The Economist's melted face of Anne McElvoy, Yank IEA associate director Kate Andrews and Iranian-born """"""comedienne""""""" Shappi Khorsandi complete the panel. Best get the Domestos out, lads.
#comfytime gets leggy Liz Kendall and her 4% vote share to join THE NEIL and Choo Choo. Bernie Sanders' equally mad brother Larry (no, not THAT Larry Sanders), right-wing stand-up Geoff Norcott and 22 July director Paul Greengrass also feature.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm): >David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Clacton-on-Sea. Panellists include chief secretary to the treasury Liz Truss, shadow transport secretary Andy McDonald, senior editor of The Economist Anne McElvoy, associate director of the Institute of Economic Affairs Kate Andrews and comedian and author Shappi Khorsandi.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am): >Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo, Liz Kendall and Miranda Green. Plus a film rounding up the headlines from Geoff Norcott. Guests include Larry Sanders on the US mid-term elections, and film-maker Paul Greengrass joins the team for the spotlight section.
>you now remember andrew laughing at the bataclan >you now remember when they had those two incoherent jazz musicians on >you now remember they had jeremy corbyn's climate denying brother on >you now remember 'what is suez?'
Brody Ross
jesus
Jose Davis
>you now remember when Richard Herring and Bobby Gillespie went on This Week at separate times and got so butthurt by the experience they cried online about it
I'm going to get completely fucked aren't I? Who has the bingo card?
Cameron Hernandez
>tfw you decided to stop posting after the synagoague thing but like the comfy QT threads so decided to come back on for tonight at least and post munchy boxes while watching
but we have to watch QT before we get to comfy time.
Juan Lewis
bookies will surely be on the question list considering tracey crouch's resignation
Charles Lewis
>You now realise you're eating FGM victim flaps.
Evan Foster
if only there was some kind of weapon you could legally own that didn't require strength or even much dexterity. Maybe something that could attack from range so you wouldn't even need to expose yourself to the evil hands of dirty men. Too bad there is nothing like that out there, or women might have to take responsibility for their own safety for once in history
must suck to be British
Michael Ramirez
Jesus!
Joseph Nguyen
AYO IM FROM SOUF LUNDUN. FOOKIN 'ELL BLOOD
Zachary Brooks
I had to mute it.
>we wuz nut cracka soljas innit blud.
Thank you for reminding me to filter American flags for our QT thread. Based Americuckmutt.
Zachary Robinson
This week...... Brexit. Orange man bad. Muh enn H esss. Trans rights. PoC.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Eli Wood
FISH CHIPS MUSHY PEAS
John Bell
I dunno, only people who've been shot that I know of was through farm accidents and only two people I know have ever been assaulted and not with weapons. Meanwhile of the 20 or so americans I personally know 3 of them have been assaulted and two of them have been shot.
>He wrote: “My line of reasoning was that here in the U.K. we are not progressing but regressing back to the social inequalities of the 1930’s due to the failure of 40 years of Free Market Capitalism, and tying that in with the rise of Fascism in Europe & all over the world. I was immediately cut off by Andrew Neil who quickly handed the question over to Michael Portillo. I never got to say what I fully wanted, my impression was that Andrew Neil sensed an alternative opinion that he didn’t want to hear and closed me down. I found him to be arrogant, rude & smug.”
>Gillespie went on to say that the attitude of the production team on the show towards him had ‘changed’ after he indicated he wouldn’t take part in the dancing segment at the end of the show. He added: “After it finished, the Labour M.P. Caroline Flint joined Michael Portillo, Andrew Neil & the Producer / crew as they cracked open the Champagne ( or Wine? ) and toasted each other, it was a sickening sight.”
tl;dr the show was literally 2deep4him
Angel Bennett
Nah, I was in the thread last week and I don't know what you're talking about. Disliking Jews =/= being a nazi.
Chase Thomas
>The chancellor was trying to please loads of crowds
Can someone please webm that dribbling idiot? I think it's the worst thing I've ever seen on QT
Ian Gonzalez
DING DING DING
ENN AITCH ESS
Literal shit episode already and it's been going 10 minutes.
Michael Parker
i support norf fc. raise the minimum wage tax the rich tories got blood on their hands
Logan Reed
If the Chancellor the tax cuts the bonuses the rich the minimum wage the rich it's DIS-GRACE-FUL, actually, I think we should tax the rich more to live the poor the minimum wage the poverty the rich
