Women in the Army Stories

They guy that I took the ASVAB with make like a 36, so obviously some girls can and can't just like guys

>be me
>united states air force academy cadet
>in basic training. Gollum sized girl refuses to shave her moustache because it will make it grow in black
>every time we hit the dirt she looks like geraldo rivera
>one of the final tests of basic, a 10 mile run through the rockies
>she drops out after 500 feet
>passed basic with flying colors
Best and brightest, folks

Not in the military yet, but I'm enlisting in the USMC and I heard that female Marines are the cattiest and most entitled cunts out of all women of other branches. There was also a point where the female dropout rate for the Marines was so high that they literally had to fucking place Humvee taxis alongside the march during crucibles.

i was on excerise with my female NCO who hated me, we never got on. Anyway after about 2 weeks stuck in the back of a truck together we were on the verge of fucking eachother.

also literal 2-4/10's are like 8/10 after awhile and if you aint screwing them you're wanking about it at night.

I was seeing a girl in my regiment who was like a 3/10, she was a boxer aswell so pretty rough. And she was intimidating. So no one was really interested, was a great time.

We had loads of girls and they were screwing everyone, one tour one private screwed the RSM and got them both RTU'd.

It's just one big mess.

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Ever seen a pussy queefing, gurgling and overflowing with the jizz of 36 men?

Lol fuck

How did gender integration go? It's been six years now. Any of them deploy yet? How many enlisted female infantry are there? Officers?

>All the others except for one black girl are completely useless and on profile half the time
These stories make me think maybe we can avoid civil war boomer fantasy in favor of a political establishment that just gradually suffocates uselessness... but I dream.

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More?

Nah man I'm a solid 4 and ain't nobody sleeping with me ever. Except my dog. But we just cuddle.

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That's not even true. None of this happens I was in the reserves and it didn't happen.

lmao

Soon the day of the rake will come

I once spent some time with with three of them in a steam room/sauna.
We were all naked and everything was pretty chill.

Was surprised at how they pretty much acted like "one of the guys."

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Oof

>mfw this whole post
youtube.com/watch?v=OoogkKSFES0

This surprises me. I've always heard women in the army were enormous whores. I guess I failed to account for how desperate you get in an environment where every other woman is brown and hidden under a towel.

Why because you have to make up a story to feel important barracks faggot. Tell me how many dicks you jacked off after basic. More believable then what you just posted.

A lot of girls joining weren't that popular or wasn't sluts during school, so as soon as they enlist all the male attention is overwhelming and open their legs to anyone who whoo's them.

>Tell me how many dicks you jacked off after basic
Is that what you're into fella? Just be honest and we can all get back to denigrating women in the armed forces that much faster.

I don't understand how guy on the right survived that.

Only 6 years? I thought it had been longer. Back in 08 I met some Americans who were married and both in the army (this was pre-homo agenda in America IIRC, so being married meant one was a man and one was a woman).

He means the women lol.

I would also like to know how many dicks he jerked off in basic (no homo).

That actually makes a ton of sense.

>denigrating women in the armed forces that much faster.
>imagine being this gay

Another girl confessed to me she never drank or smoked weed but would go out with mexicans on the weekends and smoke crack. No joke. She was also in real world standards a 9/10 white girl from texas. Totally changed my opinion of white women after that. Im married now to a white girl but glad for that experience because i learned how to weed out the crazies

Women in the army are cancer. Its "Tits and Tears". Had 2 lesbians in my unit. In b4 sexy. No. They were 2-3/10 at best. Literal double baggers. Mega unfit. Useless at soldiering, useless at their trade, constantly whinging. We deployed and they were kept in Bastion while the blokes were sent to the PBs.

Other women are constantly fucking crying about bullying. OK, in one case this might be justified. She kept rabbits in her room, and someone took a massive shit in her rabbit's litter tray.

mfw she is now an officer. But I now outrank her coz I'm a civvy.

In general, they are weaker, have more "issues", tend to get preggers and take the better part of a year off, cause problems by shagging around.

And before I forgot, one fem in my unit made false allegations of rape against a mate because she wanted a posting back to the UK. Bitch.

If you're not white then you found yourself another crazy

This.

Spent ten years as a grunt. They’re basically fuck piigs while there in the barracks. It’s not uncommon for an entire platoon to all fuck the same girl. (40men) when deployed it’s even worse. When you’ve been over seas for upwards of a year some gross hick with buck teeth tile becomes a desert princess. You and your friends will pass them around and the best part is you can’t really get a disease because everyone goes over there clean. Except herpes of course. Doesn’t matter if they’re married or not when they hit Iraq or Afghanistan they become the infantry’s wife.

Reg?

I actually didn't jack off anyone or have sex with any of the guys there. I don't know why your such a projecting faggot.
They were all regular men. Not rabid rapists like your pretending.

Nice try monkey.

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You are SIB and I claim my £10.

6 foot white man with an 8 inch cock uncut. Im fine thanks for the concern though bong

I loved the smell of women's deodorant/shampoo/soap when chicks from the FOB visited the PB. Mmmmmm

Gross dude why post that

>Doesn’t matter if they’re married or not when they hit Iraq or Afghanistan they become the infantry’s wife.
Is that universal? I would imagine it's different among those who are married to other servicemen? Like, I believe you, but also assuming you're exaggerating for effect.

Ye sort of gay dude

>I don't understand how guy on the right survived that.
might have not been a legit grenade, or there was a trough/decline by the sandbags that it fell into

When we would refit I’m KAF BAF or Baghdad the entire drive from our cop or the entire helicopter rides all we would talk about was who wasn’t going to find someone to fuck at the MWR of course it was alswaya the goofy nerd that would get no pussy.

Dicklets

Some women are good I was exaggerating but most are just porta potty hoes. They’re called that because they will literally fuck you in a porta potty

>he kept rabbits in her room, and someone took a massive shit in her rabbit's litter tray.
How is that something to cry over? I'd be a mix of pissed off for having to clean someone else's shit up and laughing from the sheer hilarity of a human sized shit in a rabbit sized litter box.
Also
>she kept Rabbits
What, like on the FOB?

>The first 13B in the army cheated on her husband with her 1SG
haha, i was stationed at sill when she was in AIT

I bet your a stab

>Tfw I have a silver star and was that goofy nerd

Fuck my life

Guilty.

fucking lol

>How is that something to cry over? I'd be a mix of pissed off for having to clean someone else's shit up and laughing from the sheer hilarity of a human sized shit in a rabbit sized litter box.

Because women. It is hilarious. I still giggle at the image of her coming into her room to find that someone had curled one out in the litter tray.

> What, like on the FOB?

Nah, this was in the UK in the barracks.

I got an Arcom V as a private never anything as good as yours. Thanks for your sacrifice.

You fucking wut m8.

I can't read this shit because it'll just depress me but here's a bump.

The armed forces was the one thing about this country I always respected, now we don't even have that.

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I was at usafa with this girl as well
youtu.be/Yh4NUaSnr5s

I'm glad to know the story still lives on.

Also
>Stationed at Ft. Sill

You poor bastard. Lmao.

When I was in the marines this blonde chick named Helen would suck off all the puerto rican dudes in my regiment and one day she was blowing two guys at once and I thought I would insert myself into the mix (I thought why the hell not she's blowin all these spics) and corporal Mendez was like "naaah bruh she only like dark meat" and they all collectively laughed. Oh well, long live Israel! MIGA!

I heard women will get pregnant en masse to avoid deployment, is this true ? Heard this about navy not sure about army

A burden in every field exercise or combat operation. There are some exceptions but that's just it, they're exceptions to the norm. They excel far more in admin support and/or medcom

We had 3 chicks in my bat all secretaries 42a and two out of three got pregnant. Thank god the one girl came because she would suck our dick when we were on force protection aka tower guard.

You guys are just sexist and afraid of women being all they can be

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It happens wherever they're women, not just deployment but maternity leave aswell.

Somehow she found a way to point both her guns at herself. Wow!

You are unironically more of a faggot then David Hogg. You are an embarassment to the billions of years of genetic ancestors from the first cell that appeared on earth. I encourage you to please die for everyone's sake, particularly your own.

Hahaha or they can’t carry the ruck sack and body armor up the mountains of the Hindu Kush. Dumbass leaf.

>Sacrifice

Ehhh... You know how it goes. Not much going on besides trying not to piss myself and trying to reload with my hands shaking from all the adrenaline

Three fucking years, man.

Dude, for the love of god do not join the marines. You’ll be a private or whatever the fuck they have for your entire career. There is so few opportunities for advancement.

You also get treated like such shit. Like you have no idea how badly.

Join the army, guy. It’s not that much better, but you’ll make Sgt if you aren’t retarded.

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none of that happened faggot

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Nice LARP retard

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omf user pls my sides

If you push for women in combat roles there's a distinct possibility that she might be killed while fighting and so removed from the gene pool.

>while we were on force protection
Did this actually happen?

Story time?

cant say that I have

it's time, gentlemen.
Enough.

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Im a solid 4
Does that mean closer to 5 or 4

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From my experience those types are the ones that get preggo like every fucking year. I wouldn't say they dodge deployments more than they just enjoy being treated special.

Lol the only reason I got mine was the same. I was freaking the fuck out in my head, shaking and thought well this is it. Thank god I had a SSG to tell me what to do. My “bravery” was being a robot and doing what I was told. I made it to SSG and had the privilege to be heavy weapons squad leader and deploy to Helmand in that position. My greatest success in the Army was having all of my soldiers return alive and with their legs and arms. I took that as a peak and got out.

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Yes she eventually got caught because they were watching her go from tower to tower on the raid cameras.

this thread basically

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You'll make Sgt in the Marines pretty easy too, if you aren't retarded.

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Yea, so my training brigade had a bunch of females n shit. First of all, they always get hurt and go to sick call. Like I went for a physical one time and saw a chick there. I went for the follow up physical a few weeks later and she was still bumming around there.

They certainly can’t shoot. They get extra ammo for the quals.

They also literally whore themselves out to the guys. As in, they would blow dudes for skittles. I want to stress how I am not exaggerating about this.

Because we had the females around, we had to have female drill sargeants. We were on a ruck march through the woods and our female still was leading us. She got us lost and handed our pg the map so he could lead us the fuck out.

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I dont get it. I loved being deployed. If I had my way I would stayed deployed my entire enlistment. I tried to stay in afghan but they wouldnt let me. garrison is fucking gay and quite possibly the most miserable experience of my entire life

>There is no reason for women to be in the combat arms.
Except the KEKs of seeing them getting what they asked for. The cunts want equality and quotas for the CEO/white-collar areas, so I say we prevent the glass _floor_ the cunts get by not being forced into every tier of work.

If we can get solely female divisions, then those can be part of "Operation Get Behind The Twats" to ensure their annhilation

>Doing what I was told

Hah, right? Standing around like a retard waiting for somebody to tell me to shoot that guy
How do they know when to shoot
My feet hurt
I wish I was at home shit posting

Got out two years later from a med sep (unrelated). Kinda missing the service, but also don't mind being able to go home every day.

You make it to marjah or were you already out?

>They certainly can’t shoot. They get extra ammo for the quals.
Does this actually happen?

When I was in combat arms was still a pickle jar. That said, the females I knew when I was in were a mixed bag. Turbo sluts who'd fuck anything, lazy blacks, cholas (who would also fuck anyone) and white trash dykes. Half were on Parma profile, most were lazy as fuck, plenty would jump on dick if they thought it was a way to get easy gigs, or special treatment and when I was getting out was the rise of the uberthots and SHARP attacks for not dicking a female who wanted it.

t. 11B 2001-2009

One time I had a FET (female engagement team) get attached to my patrol. I get with their leader and go over the mission order with her so she can brief her team and we can all get moving because I wanted to cover a certain portion of the patrol route during the cover of darkness because I didn’t want to get ambushed in that particular spot during day hours.

We were over 2 hours leaving. After an hour I get sick of waiting and I go over to their special woman marine hut to tell them we are leaving now with or without you. I open the door and they’re all in a gay little Indian circle thing braiding their fucking hair. Their fucking hair.

I almost got NJP’d and sent back to the states once I refused to do anything with them ever again and left their asses in the FOB.

I was just south of Dwyer at this retarded little COP in support of the marines. They retook Marjah but we weren’t involved. We were counter IED you know just doing something we weren’t trained to do! Hooah!

See how this gif displays the protective instinct that feminists claim doesn’t exist and will end up getting men killed. Both guys check on the women before taking care of themselves

>get raped
Never deploying again.

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Dude I had a FET team in Iraq and every ducking time something happens every swinging dick it asking is (the chick) ok??? Like do your fucking job and atop worrying about some hoe who is hiding behind the Humvee wheel and crying.

Fag. How did a woman rape you?

Did they end up making you do stuff or did you actually get away with not doing anything with them again? Fuckin Chad move in either case.

Lmao. This is like if my grandma went to the police academy.