When you liberal family wants you to vote blue

Find out horrible things about the blue candidates and text them to your family

Then tell them they're horrible people for trying to coerce you to vote for horrible people. Tell them you refuse to vote

Them go vote for republicans

Just lie to them.

Just say they should vote Republican every time.

Tell them you're voting Democrat then don't you stupid fuck it's not like they are gonna hold your dick in the booth.

Tell them to stop bugging you about politics or you'll vote red, then vote red anyway

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It's fucking voting you fucking moron. Just vote the way you want and then tell a lie if you're a spineless faggot.
Wow that was hard.

Tell them you’ll do it for $100 and then just vote however you want, it’s not like they’ll know.

Are you an adult? Will they be holding your hand in the voting booth?

Jesus, tell them to fuck off

Tell them that a vote for anyone is a vote for Mossad and that you are a free man.

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Then enjoy the sweet sweet joy of redpilling the young ones.

>BUT HE HATES IMMIGRANTS
>Actually, he married an immigrant. You are referring to illegal immigrants, who are the number one reason to cause legal immigrants to suffer such a long wait times. Just think of the illegals as cutting in line.

Mindfuck em.

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Tell them to shut the fuck up and block their numbers for a day. Each time they pressure you block them for twice as long as the last one.

Is there anything better than the last double quarter pounder on your way to rehab?

don't and say you did. duh. subvert

dont you have some boots to go lick somewhere? fuck, "only republicans" are even dumber than muh blue wave retards

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So you're gonna vote for republican'ts just to be edgy to your family? lol you really are the white male version of white girls dating black men to spite daddy.

I might do this. Despite their political retardation I love my family. I'm going to vote red, and either say I didn't or lie. I can't really be openly conservative without causing a shit storm.

fuck off shlomo

Either tell them you are going to vote Democrat, then when you actually get to the booth vote the way you want or just man the fuck up and tell them you vote the way you want.

> (You)
>dont you have some boots to go lick somewhere? fuck, "only republicans" are even dumber than muh blue wave retards
Kys

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do what I do. say you will and dont.

Go early vote. Then they will leave you alone.

JESUS CHRIST

TELL THEM YOU WILL, THEN DON'T....IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE

No, I'm a life long Republican retard, I don't want my state to turn into SF macro, and send even more liberals to the house of representatives. Too bad it's only Feinstein and some fat liberal cunt. Can't even vote for a conservative senator in my stupid state.

just tell them you'll vote blue then vote red anyway lol

the only post with a real solution wins

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Ask your parents what their most important values are, then agree and explain why you’re voting red because red supports those specific values. Be sure to also tell them you love them and love growing up understanding those values, while you explain how you’re voting red because it supports those values.

Kek. Tell them your libertarian, not republican. This softens things a little bit.

I'm stuck in CA too. Since there are less gold team options I tend to vote red team myself.

If you have a university/cnn brainwashed sister and mother have a problem tell them they'll get over it

Point out to them their aggressive group think is precisely what is wrong with their whole rotten ideology. Site examples of where such thinking has led to societal collapse. Make it clear you don't think that way because you actually give a fuck about the future of mankind.

Still feeling pressure from others?
Take the pill and quit wasting our time.
See u in a year when u don’t give a shit anymore, gay boy

Tell them to quit undermining democracy by meddling in the elections...

My mom accepts the libertarian pill, she's a boomer liberal, so there's some actual sanity left. The others, no such luck. I wish the gold team brought it to the generals more.

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My wife is going through the same shit. I'm stationed in texas and all her liberal friends from back home try to get in political debates with her. The problem is, she does not give a fuck about politics and votes how I tell her to vote. So she's constantly asking about argument points. I just tell her, "cruz is for less taxes, and less gun control"..."beto is for more taxes and more gun control, and he is a white person larping as a beaner" she's not to smart and has to write it down

that's why he started drinking again and had to be checked into rehab in Malibu. Isn't it?

I did that once. It was too awkward to be worth it.

That pic there goes to show you that those people could be getting mowed down by gun fire, and they literally wouldn't even care as they died.

Explain to your mother and sister that they're the perfect cast studies on why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Wear it with pride then, dude. They will find out eventually and if they love you they'll get over it. Be genuine and say it comes from a good place. Don't belittle their values, but be firm in saying you disagree.

And as for not showing up to the generals, be open about your values, not NPC/reeee level, and it'll gain momentum. Frankly almost any conservative here in CA I've talked to is basically a libertarian because we know social issues have been locked down by democrats and are off the table while fiscal issues are always debatable.

Just tell them "Sure, I'll do it", and don't, then tell them after the election. It's the best way to handle it when you have retarded family.

You're wife sounds like a catch, unironically.

Tell them what they want to hear and then vote how you like, retard. Lie!

no he needs to rape their ears with knowledge or he wont get them to vote red. just start spewing facts like niggers arent human and that they are going to hell for not supporting israel

Vote whatever you want and don't tell them. You're a big boy.

Ignore them. My brother and mother kept pestering me to vote for the Democrats. I wasn't going to vote at all because there is no rational reason to do so (iron law of oligarchy, rational ignorance, rent-seeking, etc.) but I ended up voting straight ticket Republican like dad who did not harass me.

Mmmmm, beans.

Based sincere poster.

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anyone got that pic of the liberal crying on a couch while minorities service him?

Why is ben affleck in so much pain?

Tell them yes an vote red whats so hard about that?

I guess when you're used to your mom following you into bathroom stalls and holding your dick while you piss, following you into a voting booth and holding your pencil while you tick a box only comes natural.
tl;dr- just lie faggot everyone votes alone

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I've been doing something funny, I think. It's helped get my views across. Whenever they say something stupid like
>Trump is a racist!
I say something like "I wish."
>Trump hates gays!
I wish.
>Trump is a white sumpremacist!
I wish.
>Trump is killing trans people!
Haha I wish.
I have a dry sense of humor so they're used to me joking a bit but, we've had this interaction enough that I think they're beginning to understand.

Tell them you will. Tell them you've seen the light and they've been right all along. Let them know you're going to reexamine your life, your worldview, and your entire existence. Let them know you're going to need some time to get right with yourself, maybe years. Tell them you hope they understand why you won't be attending family events in the near and perhaps distant future, and then stop talking to them.

Then go to the polls and vote Republican straight party ticket.

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>never spoke to anyone about my politics
>never told anyone who I voted for
>republican family members assume I vote blue and talk condescendingly to me every time they bring up any kind of political point
>democrat family members have basically stopped showing up to family gatherings but assumed I voted red and always picked fights with me over racism and shit
>honestly just couldn't be assed to care and only smiled and nodded while they jawed off, these are the same people that thought I was gay just because I didn't have an interest in cars after all
>after god knows how many years they finally got the hint and stopped bringing politics up with me

Sweet, sweet silence

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>For you.

I guess your used to fucking dogs since your a leaf.
tl:dr, I'm actually taking your advice, but being a dick about it.

You can't just like they can't convince you.

Tell them your voting Democrat and your only independent because that's what Bernie is then vote republcain and laugh about it

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Tell them you voted straight GOP all the way down the board and already mailed in your ballot.

kek

Lie
After you get back from election booth tell them you voted for commie-dems
Several hours later when Trump wins the midterms for his party, tell em the truth, dance on the table and gloat
That's how I'd do it.

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tell them you are, and vote repub anyways faggot
autism isn't cool

Register Democrat
Then vote downballot Republican

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I got lucky married a conservative woman who’s whole family is Republican and likes trump.

You tell them to fuck off, and then ask your mom who your real dad is.

If they're christian its easy, claim (its partly grounded in truth so its not a blatant lie) that dems support trafficking of christian underaged girls into the muslim world for the shahs to rape and kill before they eat the bodies.

someone explain this gif to me, i don't get it

underrated post

Absolutely based.

I'm just guessing but I think the idea is cum falling out of her orifices.

just tell them you will vote dem then just vote however the fuck you want
holy shit private ballots what a concept you brainless faggot

Tell them you're an accelerationist and voting for Republicans makes more sense in launching the world into chaos.

>When the entirety of South America thinks they can just group up in a big mass, force their way into your country, (How you gonna stop them all without shooting them, you can't do that, they're civilians!) and then bleed your country dry.

Get auto turrets like they have in the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea. Nobody is manning them, they're trained to target movement. You cross the fence and they blow your head off.

Don't!

Once you're in the voting booth, can they see you? No!

Vote red, and feed us their misery, user!

Don't and say you did.
Ffs no ones in the booth with you.

Your family are retarded, it can't be helped, so just lie to them.
You have no moral obligation to idiots, even if you need them on some level.

Conversely; if you don't need them, tell them to fuck off and sabotage their transport on polling day.

Tell them to fuck off