Asteroid Incoming 2-1-19 Happening

Good. I'll die drinking green wine and doing hookers

The odds were calculated in 2002, now they are likely smaller.

you must be a darkie, that's a very nice butt.

By David Derbyshire
12:01AM BST 25 Jul 2002

This shit is from 2002 wtf op

Thank you God for putting an end to our misery. All praise the 'roid!

probably still larger than getting a shiny pokemon
and if I can play hundreds of hours of pokemon throughout my life and not see one, I doubt it will hit

Let‘s hope so, fuck this gay earth

2002 NT7 was removed from the Sentry Risk Table on August 1, 2002 so there is no risk of an impact by it in the next 100 years.[6] It is now known that on January 13, 2019 the asteroid will safely pass 0.4078 AU (61,010,000 km; 37,910,000 mi) from Earth.[7]

Who is steering that asteroid tho? I must know

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Lauren has a 10/10 ass you faggot.

These freaks crack me up.

what a suprise, it's black

fake news, probably slide thread

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>1/75000

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nothing's going to happen

Space isn't really, user. Asteroids are holograms. This is basic stuff.

These asteroids keep giving me blueballs. They say that we’re going to die every couple of years. Just pull the plug; I’m ready to meet God.

You know who to call.

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I thought we were all going to die from some super virus passed on from our pets.

>Said the teenager from suburbia.
Yeah if you like pancake butt.
You would though because it's closer to man ass, you fucking faggot.
Real women have the possibility of bearing children without having a c-section or squeezing their child's head into a fucking predator shape.

whenever you say something, the opposite turns out to be true. you just killed us all.

had a small chill inside thanks op nice prank

Bout fucking time.

Only 37 million miles... that's only like 15 times further than the moon

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Finally. I had enough of this faggot shit planet

Please fucking happen.

Implying the world wouldn’t launch hundreds of nuclear devices at it smashing it to bits

it's about time

Do you honestly think NASA and our leaders would tell us an asteroid is about to wipe of all life?
Can we really trust their figures?
We have no other way of knowing.

Essentially we are in a cosmic shooting gallery.
Any space asteroid or comet under 1k they cannot detect so easily, if at all, it's only the largest they can detect. An asteroid 1k in diameter would irrevocably destroy most life on earth

Asteroid -U116
>youtube.com/watch?v=-TMJ2Uz8dlM

Comet 46P.
>youtube.com/watch?v=y638Rqf-21M

What are the loud booms from underground -construction?
>youtube.com/watch?v=aAZ5VfmMJKs

>no wam sayin

>green wine
wut?

Have fun when your wife gives birth to a conehead baby or you have to pay 5000 dollars to cut her stomach open like a fucking english bulldog because you intentionally choose an inferior specimen for reproduction dipshit.

>launch hundreds of nuclear devices
>at ateroid

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>Targeting America
BRING IT YOU FUCKING AST*ROID FAGGOT

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She has a hot ass, get over it.

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The observatory stations that got shut down confirmed 1 month ago confirmed "2002 NT-7" (WORMWOOD?) is on a direct path towards earth NASA scientists warned of this in 2002 >telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/3297518/The-world-ends-on-Feb-1-2019-possibly.html
they wiped all evidence of this at the observatory stations most recent being this one >space.com/41363-kepler-exoplanet-hunting-telescope-dead.html
since 2002 all governments have been making underground doomsday bunkers
The governments of the world will come together and nuke it
This will cause thousands of rocks fragments to hit thousands of places across the world causing major damage everywhere like mini Hiroshima bombs exploding and impacting everywhere
This will devastate the world

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Launching nuclear devices into space is Sci-fi.
The best chance is to hit it an asteroid is while it's entering the atmosphere.
The problem with doing this is you damage the stratosphere.
A hole in the atmosphere could lead to the earth heating up more as we arent protected as much.
Which could cause crop failures etc.
Elon Musk's rocket caused a 500mile hole in the atmosphere, imagine what several nuclear explosions would do.

>finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-apos-falcon-9-184341879.html?guccounter=1

Why else would these observatories be shut down?
All of them?
Something is amiss.
We need to unironically find out.
All the signs are there, that something isnt quite right...

President Trump is meeting Putin on November 11th.
>reuters.com/article/us-usa-nuclear-bolton-putin-trump/putin-and-trump-set-to-meet-in-paris-on-nov-11-kremlin-idUSKCN1MX2ID

President Trump has doubled the Planetary Defence Budget
>anonews.co/nasas-planetary-defense-budget-proposed-sudden-increase-of-90-million-something-coming/

If you were a fish, you'd be extinct, lol

>God i wish it hits Israel

>500mile hole in the atmosphere
That's not how it works, but it would be cool if it were.

>Why else would these observatories be shut down?
They all share data with each other, and there's been ongoing FBI investigations since the first one went down. Plenty of others are still up. Most 'observatories' are EMF, not optical. They look like big satellite antennae. The one NSF operates up in Greenland hasn't gone offline at all in the last six months, for example.
Optical observatories are more for Art students and tourism, than anything scientific.

Just enough of the world for them to create the one world government
this will restart the rebuilding of civilization
third temple being rebuilt and the red heifer being sacrificed thats been sacrificed >news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/first-red-heifer-born-in-israel-for-2000-years-triggers-armageddon-fears/news-story/f02da2eaf05159137d281a2dc5cd39d1
Jared Kushner Or Donald Trump to reveal himself as the savior{antichrist} for helping destroy the asteroid? revealing himself to be the antichrist?
1,000 years of rebuilding from all the secret technologies suppressed for so long?
then the Anunnaki or Enki? come back or Jesus reveals himself to the world ?
then?............. idk
the bible says we become like Jesus after the apocalypse and live forever{by machines biological androids who clone?}
and Earht will be like heaven {Annunaki homeworld or realm} again

not a scitzo but what else makes since

Are we all going to be mildly killed to death?

>That's not how it works, but it would be cool if it were.
Read the article, it's also in the scientific american.
It's says the Falcon 9 tore a 560mile wide hole in the atmosphere.
What am I not understanding here?

>fortune.com/2018/03/26/elon-musk-spacex-falcon-9-ionosphere-hole/

>alphr.com/space/1008911/spacex-falcon-9-gps-by-opening-hole-in-ionosphere

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So nothing even matters anymore

300 metres big woop. Hopefully it lands on op's house

That is pretty high for total annihilation.

It's a nothingburger

>2002 NT7 was removed from the Sentry Risk Table on August 1, 2002 so there is no risk of an impact by it in the next 100 years.[6] It is now known that on January 13, 2019 the asteroid will safely pass 0.4078 AU (61,010,000 km; 37,910,000 mi) from Earth.[7]

And That's A Good Thing.

Woodberry anyways, even if it's only for the babymaking. Not that red circles in mspaint mean anything, really.

150*

100, ffs.

I didn't know they even existed until I stopped playing. Never saw one either.

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It’s nothing.
It’s on pol so it’s nothing.
It will always be nothing.
I hope I’m wrong, but I’m not. No Mad Max w/ snow edition.

Are asteroids really that much of a threat ? Considering the scale of things in space I can't imagine and couple of rockets with a crapton of nukes couldn't produce enough force to displace it enough to completely miss the target.
Do we really need Bruce Willis to go spelunking on it ?

They proved this wasn’t going to hit. Stop fudding op

They need to say shit like that so there isn’t mass panic and rape

It was fun.

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Tfw I've found
Meowth - Fire Red
Nidorino - Fire Red
Bronzor - Diamond
Graveler - Soul Silver
Scraggy or Scraggy (I don't recall) - Y

These odds ain't looking good

There are no 'odds' of an asteroid strike. The Earth and the asteroid's speed and trajectory are absolute constants, barring the asteroid hits something large enough to deflect it, which is nearly impossible considering the vastness of space. If it's calculated to hit, it will 100%. Comets are a little different, they expel gasses that make them travel in a more hurricane like cone trajectory. When comet Hale-Bopp passed us in 1997, we were inside that cone and were never told about it until years later. I've actually considered an asteroid strike was coming for years, considering how completely reckless our 'leadership' has been for the last 40ish years. Everything has been done lately for cheap and dirty short term gains, with almost zero foresight on how it will affect the future.

1 in 75000, there's more chance OP gets hit by lightning and a definite chance OP is a faggot.

>There are no 'odds' of an asteroid strike.

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The only problem is the "odds" come from the fact that we don't know the *exact* orbital parameters of the asteroid, we can't just stick a GPS on it, so there's a range/margin of error. You probably knew that though.

>1 in 75,000
That's like the odds of winning the lottery and getting mauled by a grizzly bear on the same day.

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Who cares? I don't understand people who worry about things they can never possibly change.

You gay or something?

They track them constantly, my dad used to do it in Alaska for decades. It's not hard to spot them and calculate their speed and trajectory then overlay that trajectory with ours. Which as I said, are both constant.

Bout fucking time

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He's just trying to look smart by being pedantic, in the eyes of brainlets that passes as intelligence.

do not ever make a collage again

Earth is flat and infinite.

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This sounds like the plot to "The Arrival" from the 90s

youtu.be/1Wj3xn-8y0Q

fucking lol, fun movie though

That article is old enough to have a driver's license

>constant
>what is n-body physics
Lad...

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This guy gets it. Shits just getting worse and worse. God has to kill us. Sin will become unavoidable. The world will descend into misery and chaos and nobody will ever get into heaven again. If god doesnt end it now.

No, posting odds of something that is flatly able to be calculated down to a few seconds and degrees is is the nonsense. You're just an asshole.

>writen 16 years ago
get fucked
sage

> the telegraph
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space.com/39440-asteroid-wont-hit-earth-in-february.html

>n-body physics
Those can also be easily calculated, lad.. Why am I even bothering? The only significant variable in an asteroid's flight path is an impact in the Oort cloud. Which could send it away from us or send a safe asteroid straight at us.

based jesus, please come back

stick to what you know best: guzzling maple syrup and being a moose molester.

>n-body physics
>easily calculated

literally what

OP and NDT are partners in an ass clown show, NDT will literally moan on about borders and shit but i haven't heard one fucking thing from him on this, and this is actually what he's an alleged expert in....must be too busy talking about trannies with bill nye the bullshit guy

i dont think we'd have to rely on the gov, there are plenty of other sources out there and private projects that would confirm or deny such things

you do realize children aren't born through the fat of the ass, right?

>not in the scripture
don't worry guys, this isn't how this story ends.

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>scientific american.
It's propaganda retard.

>Could end humanity
>Or just miss us and do absolutely nothing.
Science is always right.

Space is one giant angular momentum equation. And what that dude was talking about has very little to do with something inside the solar system and more to do with galaxies. Tidal forces from coming close to other planets can affect an asteroid, but it's not going to be very difficult to calculate how much.

>Science
You spelled Jow Forums wrong.