Is Romania the best country in the world in 2018?

Okay will try, thx.

Vlad Țepeș is the translated name, he was actually a Hungarian his real name being Cölöpös Ulászló. The true national hero of Romania is Vigo the Sorrow of Carpathia.

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Yasss fuck me Daddy, pls.

True, I guess he was really Wallachian and not specifically Romanian. Either way, he was good at killing Muslims. He's unironically my favorite historical figure, and he deserves much more scholarly work on his life. Aren't his family castles in Romania, Targoviste and one other one that's old and worn down?

They are all fixed up for tourism for people into this medieval shit, just like Sighișoara or Sibiu.

Ah fuck. I am currently saving up for a trip to Eastern Europe, and Romania was my #1 spot, but I'd hoped for actual history and less touristy, Dracula shit. I wanna walk in the castle where Vlad nailed the turbans onto the heads of the Sultan's Messengers goddammit, I wanna see the courtyard where Mehmet's army fled in fear from Vlad's forest of corpses.

Sounds like Disney Park tbqh.

Nigga if you really want to visit Târgoviște i can help you,i live there

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How many Adelins are in this thread?

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They got this exact same type of shit in Iași too.

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Too many, it is over.

Sad. Well, I guess I can still see Poenari Castle, even if it's just a couple stones. It was one of his main fortresses,not like Bran Castle where he never really battled. And Hunyadi Castle would be nice, even though Hunyadi was a backstabbing bitch.

Aw shit nigga, for real? My Romanian friend Luis gave me some advice on visiting, but he left Romania pretty young. I still have to finish saving up for the plane ticket, it's expensive shit.

>literally who the country spams treads in hope to be considered relevant
ah the fabled power of gypsy brain

KEK, Rromanians steal everything, bicycles, countries, history. Even their flag and language are stolen.

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I'm having some serious Déjà vu here...

Not even your country, you believe any bs that's written, you ain't saving us at all you just come here to fuck whores at 45usd per hr. Just like Hungary is a spot for sex tourism equally.

If it weren't for a bunch of crazy mountain Gypsies in between Europe and the. Ottomans, the whole land mass from Germany to Siberia would be Muslim today. Thank your brothers for kicking Muslim ass so we didn't have to.

Dézsa Vű was a very complicated person even worse then Báthory.

If I wanted whores, I'd just go down to the bar on my street. I'm a history nerd, it's more interesting to me than some pair of tits. I'd visit my ancestors' homeland but they turned their backs on it after the Jacobite Rebellion, and now it's a faggot cuckland. Romania still has hope.

>hope
Nope.

1. You're not culturally pozzed by LGBT degeneracy
2. You don't view Russia as some existential enemy
3. You're situated between the growing Eastern markets and the stagnant Western markets
4. The migrant invasion hasn't hit you as hard as the rest of Europe
5. You haven't lost your cultural identity

>gypsy VPN LARP

It's really not hopeless at all. If you and Hungary and possibly Poland/Slovakia/Bulgaria get yourselves cooperative in culture and exonomica, you've got so much shit you can do.

Romanians are the only pure aryans

>he switched his VPN to Italian IP

>1. You're not culturally pozzed by LGBT degeneracy
Wrong. Gay bars, pink hair, mdma, etc.
>2. You don't view Russia as some existential enemy
Wrong. We hate them with passion.
>3. You're situated between the growing Eastern markets and the stagnant Western markets
In 30 years. Meanwhile we're fucked.
>4. The migrant invasion hasn't hit you as hard as the rest of Europe
Yes because it's a poor shithole without gibs.
>5. You haven't lost your cultural identity
People at the malls and spas are pretending to be foreigners, speak broken English, German, Italian very loudly etc. Evryone's on Instagram, Reddit on their fucking iPhone in the middle of the street.
You live in some fantasy land. I live here.

shitalians are not human

>Catalan calls a Scotsman a gypsy
>Scotsman calls Catalan a nigger
>Both are products of failed revolutions

Slovaks are rejected Hungary in economical stuff because of the tax evasions Hungarians do using fake companies there, also they got the Euro as a currency they even said they are with the EU not the V4.
Bulgarians and Romanians are leaving wherever they can.
Polish are with the Germans all the time they work there mostly.
Take your pills old man, Breitbart is a hogwash.

Go back to India!

Bulgaria and Hungary are way better bro

anything is better than shitaly. Hungarians are turk/mongol illegal immigrants and far inferior to romanians, which are pure daco-thracians and native to the area.
Romania mare!

I lost all respect for Romanians when I read that the majority of hookers in Germany are young Romanian girls. Have you no shame?

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Superpower in 2020

Money is money. And fucking for cash is the easiest.

Steal more copper

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Romanian women are pure and far from being whores, shut the fuck up idiot. Only gypsies become prostitutes

The hookers in all of europe are primarily romanians, dude.

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That is the villain from Ghostbusters 2.

Post her feet.

Nice gets.

1. Every nation in the world has gay bars. I live in the American south, the most. Anti gay in America, and we still have them. It's more about the overall culture preferring marriage and families.

2. You probably shouldn't. They have no need to Ukraine you, they only went into Ukraine because they saw the trickery bullshit America and the EU were doing there. China will be a bigger enemy to you and me than Russia ever will.

3. No, you might be less developed than Western Europe but that's always been the case, even back to the middle ages. Geographically, you have huge opportunities. Mining, pipelines, access to the growing Turkish economy, telecom relays for both Asia and Europe, and no conflict/civil war on any border. You're set, it just takes time. I want the US to invest in Eastern Europe, but I'm just a dude.

4. That's not a bad thing. You'll be much better off without those hordes, even if it means no social safety net. Plus social welfare makes people weak. Don't get weak.

5. That's the Americanization of the world, it happens everywhere. Even shit eaters in the Congo use the Internet. What I mean is you aren't a mass of confused white people, you're Romanians.

I don't live in a fantasy land. I'm just optimistic. And trust me, you should be too.

What in “have you no shame” didn’t you understand? Why don’t these Romanian girls work some slave wage job for 10 euros an hour? It’s shameful to have sex for 150 euros an hour.

i remember this girl, got more pics or an imgur?

But that is lewd.

he's a cunt or really young, don't mind him. Poland was a bunch of shacks just 20 years ago.

Here's a better thread for you.

Have you ever been starving for 10 days straight without heating that month?

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why 9/10 girls are seeking for approval on anonymous boards is beyond me. Obviously it will drag behind her for the rest of her life

>Every nation in the world has gay bars
Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Egypt? what the fuck are you talking about

It's never enough. It ain't like pizza and vodka which has a limit of consumption.

Yeah, nations do that kind of shit to each other. It's life. Mexico and every single other Central American country (Except Costa Rica) sends tens of thousands of their retards every month into America to live tax free and enjoy our system. Canada leeches off the US economy to stay afloat. Every Caribbean nation stays afloat by US money from citizens working here and aid from our government.

The point is, if you let shit like this prevent you from bettering your nation through cooperative economics, you'll never break through the mediocre GDP zone.

Geo-economics is like a bunch of people in a pitch-black room all trying to find the door.

it's called impulsiveness and being driven by desires. It's like smoking

They've got faggots too. Everywhere has faggots, even if it's illegal. Just look up the underground gay scenes in these specific countries. Most of the fags leave for the West, though, so they can be even more gay. As long as the world has pedophiles, bad parents, and mentally illness, it's gonna have gay bars.

But then, luckily, you had some Jews move in and teach you how to invest in businesses, and now you're doing much better.

>Why did you drive her away, Jow Forums?

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Joke's on you: I'm a blind 95 year old WWII veteran, Greatest Generation, kiddo. I saw the Dust Bowl in Oklahoma rip the skin off my pappy's face. I raised my 10 brothers in a shed by working 18hr shifts at the coal mine. I survived the Battle of the Bulge with my boots blown off and frostbite on my testicles. Now go fetch me a bottle of Nehi sodey pop, I'm gonna sit in my rocking chair and mutter..

Ahh sips.

Every bitch gets hurt here. We just weren't worthy enough for more than a day or two.

Lurk more.

>She needed your help...

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Probably a function of 2 variables: Attractiveness, and financial hardship. Whores in the US aren't the best looking because we really don't have financial hardship here. Attractive women will find providers, and most average women will too. So our whores are mostly ugly or fucked in the head, since there's options for the other women. In Romania, the scale shifts higher, so more attractive women are desperate enough to whore out. This is true in all nations.

The only reason your country seems to have improved is because your gypsies are roaming around Europe most of the year, begging, stealing and selling themselves.

As crazy as Eliza then.

Unironically this.

>knees fucked up from cock sucking done in a hurry

Here's a Boomer tier question: What's the troop readiness of the Romanian military? What era of fighter jets do you employ, and are they Russian or US? Do you have any modern ADA systems? Do you maintain a special warfare unit, and if so, what/where were their last 3 deployments, and were they given foreign training by Spetsnaz or JSOC elements?

These things interest me. I want to wargame your viability in a post-EMP conflict. I think your terrain would be a huge advantage for you.

agree

>he said that enthusiastically while wiping his chin

>You could have saved her...

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It's shit, utter and complete shit. You can look it up yourself. Old ruskitech, second hand amerimutt stuff, some israeli rockets lately.
And the rest of the post made me kek hard. This is not vidya schizoboomer.

>we
>/b/

GTFO

just the average gypo parading hi whore

Would do more than that, call me pretty :3

>0.05$/hour+a VPN account= roma shill sallary

You have to go back.

Jesus Christ, let me ready my 2$.

>nazi flag
>whining about gypos
Funny how Romania were Nazis during ww2

She needs knee pads for her cock sucking ambitions.

GHOSTBUSTERS

My dude what happened?

They weren't... I mean the nationalistic party was a minority and there was a takeover of power with the military, nationalism was never popular with the majority, but they were german allies so people get the wrong idea.

>It could be you in her arms, instead of the stuffed animal...

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Don't you Greek degenerates have enough whores out there that need you SANDWICH attention.
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>She needs your help Jow Forums

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romania might be the worst country in the world, but the best? what drugs did you take?

Actually from a quick look you're not bad at all for your size/economy. Modernized NATO munitions since the 2000s, a structured army w/ proper brigade ratios, military history of bravery & ingenuity in the face of superior opponents. And you have a relatively new spec ops unit with MFR training and deployments in Afghanistan, good stuff. Your tanks and ADA are bad, but tanks are memes and ADA is useless against the planes they actually need to shoot down anyway. It does seem like there are several stories of funding shortages and cutbacks to your army, so I must respect your ability to field a stout force without much funding.

I wouldn't laugh off EMP so quickly. Nukes are things of the past. The next world war will be fought with atmospheric EMPs. No casualties, no mess, much cheaper; and everything electronic in the hemisphere fries out.

seeing a indonesian flag in a polish flag > romanian intelligence.

you have one of the best poets in the world: Paul Celan

this yank obviously never been into that shithole of romenia..