Why aren't you hunting, White man?

Why don't you go hunting Jow Forums? it's one of the most white, masculine traditions there are in the world, being out in the woods, respecting mother nature and coming home to feed yourself and your family with an animal you took down yourself is the best thing a white man can do.

>B-b-but I didn't grow up hunting!
That's okay, if you don't have anyone in your family who hunted start out small, go buy a 10/22, get your hunting license, pass your hunter's safety course and go out and bag some rabbits or other small game.

Wild game meat isn't tainted with (((preservatives))) or added (((hormones))) and is rich in protein for your gains, y-you do lift weights as well right?

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>Implying (((they))) dont poison the water table itself

Is it legal to drink and hunt? I can't imagine how boring it must be to sit in the woods for hours and do nothing but watch for animals

It's super fun too

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sport shooting is more my speed

Black powder starts here tomorrow. I'll be out.

because i already get a good deal of my meat from people who hunt so i can be a lazy shit and still eat good game

Probably need your own property

my hunting license and tags just came in the mail today.

Because 2nd season rifle is over and my freezer is full.

stutterfagging doesn't add to your point of being masculine
deliver your message firmly like a real man would, faggot

I'll bet you are a boring person in general.

Because 95% of you hunters are trash people who can't even hunt right. I can't wait for Tuesday

Have one doe in the freezer.
Rifle season opens tomorrow, in my area.
I'm also excited for spring turkey already.

I've always been an avid fisherman, but I'm planning on getting into hunting next season. My son will be able to provide for himself when the collapse comes.

Too lazy. I don't mind the shooting part, but wandering around looking for game doesn't overly appeal to me. I've shot and ate grouse and squirrel when I was innawoods, but that was just for fun.

I should start though, it's basically free meat. Need to buy a freezer first.

You have a specific turkey season? We can take them with a small game license, also grouse, rabbits, pheasant, assorted varmits (coyote, prairie dogs, etc). Also, first week of deer season is open, meaning you can harvest any deer you see as long as it's not a wittle baby.

This is a false assumption. Most animals will be dead within the first month, and the rest will be near timber line.

hunting is an instinct and if you have ever done it you will know it is like a drug. civilisations make it redundant for the vast majority of people to hunt and the end result is degeneracy, even the fall of that civilisation.

t. vegetarian

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Why?

hoosier bowhunter reporting in. 2 doe down off public so far. waiting to open up a buck once the rut kicks off. firearm tags are for subpar hunters

Because people will kill them for food. Also domesticated animals...

I only eat what I kill, and only kill what I'm planning to eat.I had plenty of shots at coyotes or other animals but I will not take a shot at something I do not plan to eat it.

Theres like 20 elk for 40 hunters in oregon, pass

Im gonna get one of those bad boys in Wyoming one day...

Hunting is boring to me.
>Sit in woods
>Wait
>Blow away some dumb animal
>Smelly, dirty, cold butchering to clean it
>Haul it out
>Bring to butcher
>Meat tastes like shit
>Can just spend time at work and use that pay to buy tasty pork and beef

These were caught trespassing on private property and stealing my precious acorns.

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I found this funny. Side by side. I mean I guess could all be niggers and kill all the wildlife that we should be domesticating into our meat factories, but to each his own.

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Yeah...your idea of hunting is shit. Why are you taking your meat to a butcher? If you can field dress, you can butcher. Also, there are many strategies to hunting, if sitting is all you know you should probably stick to fishing.

Getting ready, dont worry

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I wouldn't have anywhere to put the beast. Hunting without eating the prey is degenerate behavior

NAP enforced

This

Love the outdoors. The scouting and waiting is fun. The killing and butchering of the animal is where the fun stops.

Like I'll stick to fishing.

MN Firearms Season, represent
stopping by cabelas then i'm off to the woods

Thanks poltard, I just scheduled a hunting trip with an old friend.

Pic is unrelated OC.

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Do us all a favor and starve to death then

>Be me
>Own a 20 acre land that I use for shooting
>Right next to me is a 300 acre farm
>Bait and trap wild hogs from another state
>Release them in my neigbor's farm
>Offer to help him out with his pest problem
MFW I've been hunting hogs on his land every weekend for the past 9 years.
MFW I infected my whole county with these pests
MFW I've probably cost farmers millions of dollars in lost crops

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Come to New Hampshire. Coyote are open year round, and there's no daily bag limit

Yes, Spring and Fall. I live in Central Florida, and we have the coveted Osceola Turkey.
Archery and blackpowder have been going on, but tomorrow is opening day for general gun.

You dont have a freezer? A butchered deer only averages about 40lbs of meat. I stopped Elk hunting for the reason you noted, but everything else is easily consumed. It's illegal in the US to cull an animal and not take the meat, btw. Serious fine, and banned from hunting for life I think. Maybe It's just ten years. I forget

Dont shoot button bucks, nigger

Coyote are a menace. If you see one, kill one, and use it for bait.

Yeah, but it's full most of the time
I wouldn't want to be stuck eating game non-stop. I want some variety in my food, mate.
This isn't the paleolithic era. I might as well buy a little bit from hunters instead of investing countless hours into shooting a single buck just to eat stringy buck beat for a month straight

There's more than enough wild and domesticated animals to sustain rural White people.

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you're not doing it right

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>in the mail
>not driving to the town hall and flirting with the town clerk's secretary while she prints out your back tag

Lol @ anyone on pol claiming to be a hunter.

hunters always have that inferiority complex

Op is a faggot

Pretty much is everywhere desu senpai

Stop shooting spikes and buttond you triple nigger

More for trapping, fishing and occasionally scavenging fresh roadkill.

Firearms laws being what they are.

Don't ever eat badger, even when you chili it, it tastes like bad mutton

Fuck you bud I hiked 10 miles a day in Wyoming a few weeks ago and got all 6 in my group tagged out.

>want to go hunting for the first time
>all the hunters I know never invite me to go with them
>don't want to go alone
always the same thing

>need recommendations

Deer wasting disease is prevalent in my usual hunting area in VA so I have nowhere to hunt. I moved here two years ago and don’t know any other areas that well sadly.

Deer season in maine right now. I fully intend to go out again tomorrow morning w a 35 marlin

Because most hunters are doing it wrong and harming the herds. For example, most hunters want the biggest, baddest buck with the largest antler rack so they can maximize the food in their freezer and put the head on the wall. This takes a prime buck out of the herd, one who would otherwise mate and pass on favorable traits to their offspring. In nature, however, the old, the sick, the slow-to-develop, the the injured, etc. are the ones that get hunted by animals like wolves. Those are the animals humans, should be hunting, too, if the goal is to sustainably hunt. No one wants to eat old, nasty meat though, so they kill young, healthy bucks instead. Wolves don't care, they take the easiest to kill and eat them. As for small game, why spend all that time and effort for a pound of gamey meat that no one likes eating? The hormones part is a good point, but you could literally just buy half a cow from a local rancher who doesn't use any of that stuff, grass-feeds their cows, etc. That shit tastes way better than fall elk, venison, or a mangled rabbit or squirrel (summer elk is pretty damned good, though, but it's still not better than, say, Snake River Farms beef).

I just got done hunting with old man in red dead redemption 2. Fed my camp and everything. I'm a hero!

Just go alone. I didn't start hunting until I was an adult. No friends or family ever hunted. Just go alone and figure it out as you go. Not rocket science.
In my experience it's more enjoyable and more productive to go alone since most people are dumbfucks.

Stuck in Cuckland, I can't

Most these faggots would rather play red dead redemption than spend the energy/discipline.

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I have a soul. Whoa fucking badasses killing the most defenseless creatures on the planet! Whoa! Real men! Proud boys and all! Don't forget the buttplug faggots!

I'm afraid I will fuck up or just never see a deer at all because I'm doing something wrong. literally everyone I know is an experienced hunter but none of them like me I guess. they never invite me to go out to bars or anything either.

>no replies

proud of you Jow Forums

Unfortunately, most "men" these days are perfectly content being the numale sissy faggots that their Jewish overlords want them to be.

If you didn't charge them for hunting them then that was your only mistake. Nice chaotic neutral

dang bro you didn't even get a pass through on a little ol doe. i think you need a little more oomph behind that string of yours

We have way too many deer, so your opinion is garbage. Also, it's the female population that dictates herd health. One male will gladly mate with every female.

Its hard to hunt when you live in the city. Besides someone else does it and I pay him or her for the meat. Why the fuck do I need to? The spirit of man loves within man, it's just...i would have to give up soe. Much just to go back to the woods for some gay deer

>costs $40 for license
>must provide SS# to make sure you aren't behind on alimony, child support, state taxes
>don't lie or that's a felony
>don't accidentally shoot the wrong animal of wrong age or too many that's a felony
>need many acres of private land
>need 30-30 or better rifle and ammo
>need to pass federal background check
>state gets to surprise inspect you on your private land to make sure you aren't the lying cheater they assume you are
>make sure you wear the orange closets the state demands
>did you plant food plots on your land? That's a felony
>did you report your private actions on your private land to the state? Oops felony
>better go buy a $200 freezer
Ahhhh yeah, I got 25 pounds of tough low fat content gamey meat for $30,000

Currently, and only because of regulation. Deer were on the verge of extinction 120 years ago. Imagine 300 million hungry people. Anything moving will be food.

gee i wish there was some sort of vehicle that could allow me to visit other areas and transport meats back to my home in the city. gee.. itd be nice if it had a truck be- OH! THATS IT!!! A TRUCK!!!!!

Not keeping populations in check is bad as a whole, however most of that 60% is not from whites.

Have you asked them to take you with them? If not you're a faggot for expecting others to include you into their hobbies if you show no outward interest in it.

>I have a soul
Unless you don't eat meat shut the fuck up. You let other people kill for you, hypocrite

>defenseless creatures
Tell me how a creature with better hearing and smell is defenseless.

Father raised me to be a cuck.

Bro I don't want to bash you over your head with your own stupidity, but half of that shit you listed is a nonissue unless you were in a mental institution or are a felon. in that case sorry.

Half the arrow broke, I stuck the other half in for the picture

My communist state government hates hunters and freedom in general. Also, my state is essentially a giant suburb.

1776 when?

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That’s not ok

-no place to hunt
-never learned to properly dress the kill
Otherwise I’d be eating venison and javalena a lot

already got an antelope and deer, going elk hunting on thanksgiving

I feel bad. Deer in ohio are too dumb.
Grandpa and uncles in Itah are taking me on an elk hunt next year, wish me luck bros.

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you have to do it on a helicopter, pest control done right

I don't have a license but my dad does and recently I'm accompanying him quite often. I'm starting to love it, but my gun skills need a lot of practice. I might spend a few hours on a high stand around our fishing lakes this weekend, trying to cull those fucking cormorants.

did it died?

i'm using gold tip kinetic's right now they're not bad i've had them go through a shoulder and still pass through... will be switching to easton fmj's probably after this season though.

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I remember the first time I shot a deer lol
>be me
>be 11 year old yuppie redneck kid from the suburbs who's dad was a game wardon but still had a ps2 growing up
>go to woods with Dad and unlce in what passes for fall in apalchia
>sit on a a frozen camo covered tripod for the better part of 8 hours
>myballsareinmychest.jpeg
>lean out of blind to look at feed despencer
>hollyfuck!.jpeg
>Dadon! on i se a deer!
>Shoot it user
>Deer is looking straight at my white fucking face
>Pull up 20 gage single shot shot gun with winchester rifling slug because im a new fag
>Shoot deer through blind
>blow giant god damn whole in blind Dadnon does not se
>You did it user! You got him!
>hugs.jpeg
>warmfeels.jpeg
>lol user you shot through the blind
>yeah dadon...sorry about it
>its fine user lets go your deer
1/2

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white men stopped hunting because it was no longer a challenge. We even switched to bow and arrows just to up our game, but in the end, the poor wildlife just can't compete with our natural superiority.

We had to stop hunting just to give the wildlife a chance.

>love the clubs. chatting and flirting is fun. the bringing home and banging the woman is where the fun stops.

>I'll stick to wanking

Ran off right after i removed its heart and soul (maybe a jewish deer?) Im new to hunting so im not sure. Followed the blood trail a few miles then lost it. Prolly still out there...

>lol user you shot through the blind
>yeah dadon...sorry about it
>its fine user lets go your deer

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not in the morning. having a couple beers at deer camp during lunch is based and redpilled.

pissing gives your scent away to deer saying stay away.
november is always comfy. inna woods hunting. no shave november, thanksgiving, all the bugs die outside.
based month

at least he's ok

eeeeeheeheeheehee
he knows how to have some fun

Wtf.

Idiotic european subhuman nigger tied dickheads can have weapons only if they are hunting. And ofc that europe is full of guns firmly handled by well educated white hands.

Hunter here, and i’m educatig my kids how to aim properly, how to breathe properly while aiming, how to shoot properly so that animal dies in fire and not to let bloodhounds search it. My daughter is not so comfortable about shooting cute animals, but my eldest son is ready to skin animal. And i’m a city dweller.

Lets have free available weapons so that all niggers and muzzies can get packed also.

a butcher vacuum seal meat for at a year.

It's common here for people to split cows 4 ways together and load up a freezer for a year.
cheaper than buying steak, ground beef etc since you buy it off the farmer/rancher.

>find giant god damn blood splatter next to feed corn
>Damn user! You really nailed him, he couldnt have gone far!
>start following blood trail
>giant splatter every 5-10 feet
>looks like you shot him through both is legs user must be running on his back legs
>be 11 year old who listens to creepy pastas all day long cause no gf
>windigo.jpeg
>notice its gotten really fucking dark
>how the fuck did it get this dark
>tracks keep going deeper and deeper into the woods down towards swamp
>Awesome fucking uncle meets us at the bottom
>here ya popped your cherry user
>harhar.jpeg
>still scared as fuck though
>Tracks lead to swamp running into cliff face
>Damn user its going to be real hard to track him in the mud we'll find him in the morn-
>here growling
>shine flashlites to our right
>deer laying in forzen swamp back to cliff both front legs all but completely broken off
>Unclenon fires 30 ought six into deep not giving a single fuck
>Dadnon walks up to tag deer
>Deer damn near kicks him in the face
>Dadnon unloads twelve gauge round into deers stomach
>Deersstillnotdead.jpeg
>Uncle fires another round into deers stomach
>Deer stops moving
>Dadnon goes to tag deer again
>Deer actually kicks dad in the face this time
>Dadnon grabs shot gun from me
>Loads with slug
>puts barrel on deers skull
>motherfuckingbang.jpeg
>11 year old me deaf as fuck
>brains and tag splattered over frozen swamp
>Dadnon hands me light
>Ok user in need to gut it hold my light
>I need to sit down Dadnon
>why user?
>i dont know...
>throwup.jpeg
The deer actually tasted pretty damn good when it was cooked and i didnt se a deer in the woods again for 5 years lol

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