UNITED STATES and AUSTRALIA BROTHERHOOD THREAD

How's it going lads? Hope you're having a good afternoon.
To Americans: You better vote for Republicans this election.

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voted early, much love you cuntfaggot ausbros

Which state are you from, friend?

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Fuck off cunt Australia is only for gay men. 100% gay.

Get gay or piss off. Foreskin fetish 100%.

>garbage amerifat posters think they're equal to ausfags and are buddies
cringe af

>Historical brotherly ties
>Canadian butthurt the thread isn't about him
Go away Leaf, someone makes a US/Canada brotherhood thread every now and again. This is burger-kangaroo hour

This thread is so garbage I’m voting democrat out of spite.

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>someone makes a US/Canada brotherhood thread every now and again
those are pretty dumb and gay too

No one likes you, leaf

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Well then rake yourself, I don't know what leaf's like

>bitten burger replacing apple logo

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Woof woof you poof

based

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no country has our back like the Ameribros

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It's either blowing German cock or Aus cock on this board, and it's always the cultureless amerifats doing it.

I hear that there's now a black sheep in the royal family

>no country has our back like the Ameribros

nytimes.com/2017/02/02/us/politics/us-australia-trump-turnbull.html

According to transcripts of a call with Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull obtained by The Washington Post, Trump berated Turnbull about a deal made with Barack Obama in which the U.S. would take hundreds of refugees. “This is the worst deal ever,” Trump reportedly said. He also characterized these refugees as “the next Boston Bombers.” After 25 minutes of what was supposed to be a one-hour call, he said that, of the five calls he had made with world leaders that day, “this was the worst call by far” and hung up.

Do you believe it? The Obama Administration agreed to take thousands of illegal immigrants from Australia. Why? I will study this dumb deal!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2017

The leaders of the two allies did not seem to agree on the outcome of the conversation. Mr. Trump’s tweet suggested the agreement could be at risk while Mr. Turnbull said that, despite the bluntness of the discussion, the United States had committed to upholding the arrangement.

The flare-up — and conflicting characterizations of the call from Mr. Trump and Mr. Turnbull — threatened to do lasting damage to relations between the two countries and could drive Canberra closer to China, which has a robust trading relationship with Australia and is competing with Washington to become the dominant force in the Asia-Pacific region.

A senior Trump administration official said the president told Mr. Turnbull on Saturday that the refugees could include the “next Boston bombers.”

The Trump administration official said the call was shorter than planned, and ended abruptly after Mr. Turnbull told the president it was necessary for the refugees to be accepted.

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Anonymous (ID: ChiocjGv) 10/18/18(Thu)12:42:26 No.189902221? Friendly reminder that Australians are the biggest pussies and little bitches on the face of the Earth. Not one of you nasally accented little faggots can take banter but will yell and scream insults to your hearts delight.

Anonymous (ID: w9PooHJy) 10/18/18(Thu)12:44:11 No.189902393? Turn up to a world war on time, coward. Thank God for dead American soldiers and their fake PTSD.

The sun never sets on the Anglo Empire.

The only way the Dems can win is if they cheat (which they already have) and Trump is ready to throw them in prison if we don’t win.

What’s up based aussie

I'm eating toast.

>no one is my friend so I have to shit all over other's friendships
fucking rake yourself faggot

This is all coming to a head.

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Nice. I’m about to go on patrol. What’s your plans for today.

On a real note, what the fuck are we gonna do about China?

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>Free gifts

fuck off commie

>The sun never sets on the Anglo Empire.
Give a man credit for his quote
>pic related

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Can someone explain to me why leafs even fucking come here?

>>no one is my friend so I have to shit all over other's friendships
>fucking rake yourself faggot

Yup ... Trump hates Aussies .

Trump's a retard tbqh

imagine being a leaf
ew

vote, the democrats stink and you'd be voting for economic success and the only politician (Trump) who wants to stop open borders at this point (people who would kill wage growth). None of the republican establishment would stop the brown tide.

Babbys first post

>imagine being a leaf
>ew

That little example was between Yanks and Aussies that I saved for future reference .

That is if you had read the whole post .

Nope .... That was Aussies and Yanks . Just thought i would save it .

Canada is, was, and will always be the little retarded brother. Kind of like Timmy from South Park.

You saved a post by highlighting the text? Why didn't you take a screenshot, you drongo?

Truly, we are the two last white countries. And external forces are trying to change that.

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>Yanks

I've never heard a canadian use the word "yanks." Hmmm possibly a bong using a VPN to stir up shit?

>You saved a post by highlighting the text? Why didn't you take a screenshot, you drongo?

Mildly drunk at the time . Piss off wattle .

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>I've never heard a canadian use the word "yanks." Hmmm possibly a bong using a VPN to stir up shit?


No ...not a bong . Just a leaf . Check it out if you're suspicious .

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cheers

[IT]

Rev 2:9 Rev 3:9

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hold up your boomerangs and call your mum a cunt, it's time for the un-official aussie national anthem ya poofters:

youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Why did you guys ditch "Hail Columbia" and adopt the "Star Spangled Banner"?

youtube.com/watch?v=hJIW5FTvdWQ

Getting some sunshine bro.
It was fucking cold all week man but Jesus gave us the sun back for the weekend.

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A fucking leaf

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Dem digits.

Much love from Indiana, my aussie brothers.

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Eight Nation Alliance part 2 soon. Check 'em

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Bump

Typical American unable to convey his thoughts on even the most trivial matters without referencing popular media or trends.

Not quite as catchy and emotion-evoking as bombs bursting in air, but it's a close second desu

>america desperately tries to make a friend thread

just pathetic

Sad cause Scott Morrison is the biggest shabbos goy PM we've ever had.
He's been in office only a few months and already debated moving embassy to Jerusalem, rallied against Iran, decided to move immigrants to rural towns, advertised on our national icon and brought those shitskin subhuman nauru faggots to the country
FUCK THIS KIKE SHILL

Bongs have been mean lately

I'm so happy your cities are infested with the Asians. Soon you will be the slaves you were born to be.

also ITT faggot leafs and brits and trying to come between US and Australia.
stay jealous you niggers

>USAUS
No, it's /FLAUS/

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jerk off cocksuckers

Honestly, I hate every country outside the U.S. except Japan and Australia, everyone else can get fucked.

When I was in Iraq, Aussies were down south with the British. We were putting up barricades for elections, this was 05 or 06. Aussies were the funniest. We always had a blast. They tortured beggars. Where ever you went, there were hordes of kids. We called 'em beggars. They'd want a dollar, or a bottle of water, whatever. Aussies were ruthless with these kids. They'd drive by and piss on their heads, or grab their arm and start to drive off.

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Surely you reported this cruel behaviour to your commanding officer, right?

I can dig it

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fuck no, war crimes are funny you pussy

If you mean present, you don't have an officer in "command". A sergeant is in "charge". And let's say I went to the fobbit captain and wiggled his dick, what's he going to do to Australia? Run it up the line? It'll be a short trip off his desk into the trash as soon as the door closes behind me.

We ran over kids, we forced vehicles from the road. Daily.

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Make way faggots. Superior Anthem coming through.


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Groovy.

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I always got the feeling that Australians disliked and resented Americans as much as the British do.

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Daily reminder that /ANZUS/ is literally the greatest alliance in the world

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In. Fucking kek at europoors, leaffags and britbong cucks.

just kill yourself mate. Or get cancer.

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>ANZUS

legit as fuck. Unfortunately our boomers killed our side of the deal, but recently we have finally been ditching all that retarded hippie anti america crap. A US destroyer visited in 2016 and assisted with earthquake recovery efforts.

>We ran over kids, we forced vehicles from the road. Daily.
No sir, I don't like it.

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you guys bring the vegemite and giant animals, we'll bring the burgers and long guns

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US Air Force C-130 in Christchurch, departing for Antarctica. NZ serves as a valuable jump off point for Antarctic missions, since we are only 2000 miles from the continent.

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cringe is something that makes me revolt
not some shitty words from an incel on a image board

Halloween 2012 I played Texas hold’em with an Australian I’m fukuoka japan. It was Halloween and I was dressed as ken from street fighter and he was just Australian. Best memory, thanks for reading my blog

>We ran over kids, we forced vehicles from the road. Daily.
Keep going

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snow makes people painfully gay, scandis weird people out here too

All memes aside this seems to be the most stable alliance the US has for the foreseeable future. Everything else is tense and falling apart

>Canada mad because they have zero broships since they lick maple syrup off Arab cocks

Sup Dundees. Got any new nature fags that do crazy shit to laugh at...I think I got one, look at this fucking guy here HAHAHA!!!

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Kek

>MFW I'm buying a Pennsylvanian Long Rifle

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i did that the other day, going again tomorrow, makes you feel heaps better

no, leftists do, they like china, trump needs to go way harder, they should have no freedom of speech

Amerifag here, unlike most Jow Forums losers I am actively campaigning and putting up signs and assisting elderly with voter registration and transportation. There is more to do locally for your own elections for Republicans and Conservatives than just shit posting online. Too late now, but maybe next time you guys can do more. Because anyone who visits Jow Forums is already a red voter. You are not getting more votes for Republicans by shit posting here. Get out and do something...if half of you idiots even have a mode of transportation aside from your parents...Pic related, distributed over 100 of these signs in my local community and remove all of the democrat ones.

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>Aussies were ruthless with these kids. They'd drive by and piss on their heads, or grab their arm and start to drive off.

how can one nationality be so based?

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I do like the idea of a bald eagle with a koala in it's back.

Of course they are, Canada's involved.

>tfw you will never grow up in a comfy seaside New South Wales town with a tanned wholesome Aussie surfer gf.

just end me.

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I've shared my stories a few times.
When you go to Kuwait, you stay armed but you're not allowed to brandish. You can't stick your rifle out the window. There was a squad of Aussies that were all high on cough syrup that stopped some kind of crazy sportscar at the border in like '04. They were coming back from Kuwait, following it and ordered them over. They detained the two guys and told them they had to inspect the car. Then they all took turns driving it around at like 130 mph down the highway and doing donuts and shit.

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Use to be New Zealand until you took the kikes side couple years ago