OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: DOUBLE GTA EDITION

If this guy busts through the ceiling I'm gonna post a video of me drinking my own piss in front of this episode's video.

Checked!

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what if he fell asleep

i'd carve her pumpkin if you know what i mean

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They're probably part of a Halloween costume.

LET THE DOG CHEW HIS ASS OUT

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they arent plate carriers theyre woven kevlar

'we're gonna start randomly shooting through the roof'
Then they should start shooting blanks

This is so awkward

Why is the person (another black male) not saying anything? I wouldnt be dead silent if 15 police officers were talking to me and i was trapped.

At least talk some shit or throw them off

>there are spiders up there
>we are warning you
>you're gonna get spider bit

only the us marshall has a plate carrier

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They have a dog you stupid nigger

>sticks knife in pumpkin
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

Back to Richland oh my gawwwwwwwd

They are plate carriers, there's a spic with a shitty one.

Are they going to send it in to catch bullets?

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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>steals car to catch guy who stole his car

niggers

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shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Her fat head is bigger than that pumpkin

20 minutes later, they go up... it's empty.

> I guess he didn't run into the attic

>all those air fresheners
this nigga deals

I wonder if Zendejas has ever been offered a plate carrier? She'd be rather disappointed to find out it has nothing to do with dinner plates.

>vendabraap showing off her big chalupas

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muh rims n shieet

No they don't, you stupid, worthless, low0icnome, pathetic faggot. They said the dog is in rraining.

You're a such a miserable sack of shit. I would live to beat your mom bloody as punishment for not aborting you.

>be police doggo
>first call after training bunch of dudes standing around
>get thrown into attic and shot to death

Shhhhheeeiiiiiiittttttttttt

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He'll come down

He hiding something in his ass

wtf is that nig language? can't understand anything

>uh....guys....did anyone check the basement?
>SHIT!

closing my eyes again someone give me a (you) when they end

Subtle flyover state

WTF, 5 min commercials every 15 mins

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> they go downstairs and find the suspect feeding cheese to Shep

based

>car gets stolen
>steal someone else's car
>dindu

Don't you want to heal your black skin in five days?

i forgot cali fags dont have basements do they.

Wow....a whole hour of nonstop black criminals.

Looks like live pd fags were wrong again.

he reckwusishooned that shit nigga

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They'll have to cancel the show after this shit.

reposting from the dead thread

>guy going vigilante is in cuffs
>underage niggers that should be in jail already being protected by his welfare single mother lying for him because she dont care about dem folks over there
black people are truly the worst form of apes.
worst humans.
worse than any gorilla or chimp.
just despicable amoral opportunistic animals. at least other apes dont cause that much damage.

I would honestly rather every nigger in the USA be turned into a lowland gorilla.
it would be safer. it would make the world a better place. you could actually walk around detroit at night.
welfare and ebt would actually be spent on bananas and real food. it would be a paradise.

Ohio son, basements are awesome. Besides the thousand leggers and mold.

>Let’s make a burger like a Philly cheese steak, and douse it with cheese sauce
Do we really eat this shit?

>rraining

Go back to school nigger

Depends. It is a big state that varies widely in everything. it is the people that ruin it though.

BKs closed by me a few years ago because of this trash. I think if they just kept it simple they'd still exist.
>$1 nuclear orange chicken sandwiches.

>inb4 the suspect is a squirrel

Tfw he’s jerking off

>fucking zoomers
Back in my day, we watched T.V. when it was scheduled, and gosh darn it, we were happy to do it. If you wanted to watch something, you had to have a vhs tape and a blank vhs. You kids don't know how good you got it, with your fancy chapter-skippin' DVDs and your netflicks. Yup. Had to rewind the whole tape before we watched it again, and we watched those scenes IN ORDER. See, if you paused or fast-forwarded too much it would stretch out the tape. I tell ya, those were the days.

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jej he's not even in the attic

still no dog lol

>no suspect in the attic

>Tactical Camera

It's a GoPro

Throw bug bomb in hole
Close hole
????
Profit

Who else /drunk/ here.

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>tactical camera
bitch that's a selfie stick

CAN'T SEE SHIT

start poking a coat hanger where you hear the noise

where are you supposed to store your junk and moldy boxes with no basement?

Getting there my guy.

>nitpicking a type cause you got BTFO
Nice reply, dumb worthless loser that will never amount to anything.

>Tactical camera
Literally a plumbers camera

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That's nothing you young whippersnapper. In MY day, we didn't have VCR's, cable, or even remote controls. You had to walk to the TV and change the channel to one of 4 stations.

they're gonna bulldoze the house and he wont be there

fuck up the dudes house to find out he's got a chipmunk living up there.

Spammy is that you brother?

Wow, that vent cover was really on there, wasn't it? Good job, officer.

Are you the dick expert from the previous thread?

You are in good company

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like to stick that up Costa's arsehole and have a look

police work at its finest

Holy fuck it’s Waco all over again

tacticool plumbers crack

>these fucking cops

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same but her pussy

lmao these fucking pigs are so stupid and incompetent. This is making me cringe.

hope he snatches the tactical channel

People here use their garages.
>no cars in garage

Unless she got knocked up you're not going to find anything interesting up there.

Jeezus cops are fucking bottom of the barrel

This tacticool shit is garbage, lol.

Gopro on a stick =tactical