Does anyone actually like this total slimeball?

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He's a loathsome human being, but he reliably votes with his party and that's basically all a Senator is for anymore.

Ted Cruz is Da Man. He is better than OP in every way imaginable.

And here is what is really being asked by OP...."Why doesn't anyone like me?"

Hey OP...no one likes you because you're an asshole!

He's okay, far from the worst thing
He's far from 'based' but he votes in favor of all the bills in congress that actually benefit us, so even if he's a slimeball he's useful. If he came up against a full-on natsoc opponent, of course I would vote for the opponent, but he's not, he's running against fucking Beto.

Word, man. Thanks

I like him because he's a total slimeball. It's funny and he's clever.

he's the lesser of two evils. I voted for trump but just as much I voted against Clinton. not just because she's a crooked.lying bitch (they're all crooks) but the supreme court was very important

END THE FED
END THE IRS
END TYRANNY

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He could actually be the zodiac killer and I would still vote for him over Beta even if he promised to personally murder me. Beta is the third most radical leftist politician in the US, his entire campaign has literally been "muh racism" and "get free shit!" The left is trying to recreate the Obama phenomenon with him, exploiting ignorant young first time voters who are easy to brainwash with memes and cheap talk.

Beta spent half his campaign talking about how great Texas is, and the other half about how we have to change it despite this fact. He wants to turn us into California, an illegal alien safe haven with some of the highest homelessness and wealth disparity rates in the union. He's spent 9 months calling me a racist for being white and now he wants to control my future. Burn in hell socialist sack of shit.

The question is, could he win

Ted's too young to be the Zodiac Killer.

It was his dad who was Zodiac, as well as the shooter on the grassy knoll who really killed Kennedy.

I only know of him through memes. So I try to decipher his personality backwards through them.

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>Two single shot rifles.

Still living in 1825?

Everyone in Texas loves him, especially if you aren't' a faggot.

I'm confused by him. He's the Hispanic race but looks and seems White. His race confuses me.

>Jow Forums supports a half spic, canadian born puppet of goldman sachs
What the fuck has this place become

Jow Forums is a Cruz missile forum. Haters get out.

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"He's not lyin' Ted anymore, he's beautiful Ted,” Trump told ABC News Chief White House Correspondent Jonathan Karl. “I call him "Texas Ted."

He's Trump picked, so he's gonna win.

He's super with the Israeli's, so I don't doubt him agreeing with the Neo-Cons time to time. Better than Texas going blue at least.

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Delet faggot, #1 redemption plot arc right there.

Basically its just the internet media arm of the Republican party now.
Thus, it is now filled with actual boomers and facebook moms who flooded in from all the facebook crossposting of qanon and other Clinton conspiracy shit like that.

The other guy is even worse. It's a. I*ishman larping as a spic

all jews are not good, let demonrats become anti-semite communists and then we'll (((ACCELERATE)))

Of course. He's Beautiful Ted

No, but he is necessary