Australia

Redpill me on this place, Jow Forums. Is it a right-wing paradise since they turn away the migrants?

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It is the gayest place on Earth. Everyone here is gay. Even the straight guys. Its just full on cock madness in all directions.

Come visit us!

Like a warm Sweden then?

australia doesnt exist wake the fuck up sheeple

Aussies are you dealing with the anti-fireworks fag brigade as well?
Every year these pricks send me into a rage

Well, it's not okay to be white there, so evidently not a very good place.

True lol
Everyone’s always talking about dicks, cocks, shlongs, wankers, penises and slot-slip-n-sliders, and about sucking them.
Fuck even I am

I migrated to the UK to escape Australia. That's how bad it is.

Its shit, never come here.

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No Niels it’s not.
We turn away a few thousand boat refugees and then take in hundreds of thousands (not exaggerating) legal migrants every year.
Expect to see the main cities infested by chinks and only hear Mandarin if you come.

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Plenty of social justice bullshit in Australia.

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How big is yours?

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God Melbourne is a shithole

I was joking befor, but it looks like it is just a warm Sweden. Drug use is rampant too right?

They don’t turn them away, they flood this place. The offshore migrant center is just a place where the Australian press gets its sad stories. The British press gets their sad stories from the NHS using aborted fetuses as fuel, the Aussie press uses child abuse from the migrant camp

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what's the matter with these people. if I could live in a decent place I would be such a good citizen. I'd even pay a phonoaudiologist just to get my accent straight
holy sheeit

meth addiction rates are INSANE here.
it is LITERALLY more popular than weed (especially in groups of youths).

bunch of hillbillies getting chinked and blacked

since when does australia turn away migrants?

last i heard that place was full of em

6.5 inches (don’t remember the cm since everyone’s always comparing using inches due to american insecurities)

where you from? poms are the largest migrant population here each year, you fucked up moving to that shitty island

You're right but nobody will ever believe you

We turn away refugees not immigrants.
We are accepting way too many immigrants each year.

Australia has a third world economy and now they are getting third world people. Should turn out awesome mate.

Something like 40% of the females 18-65 yo variety use drugs.

Australia is The Canada/Sweden of The Southern Hemisphere.

High cost of living that makes your eyes bleed and a constant influx of human garbage?

Every 3 months a person in North Queensland gets torn to pieces by a crocodile

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People are bitches here. People try too hard to be agreeable and happy and many of them have taken to the left.

>Australia has a third world economy
in what way retard

>tfw it's usually a dumbass chink or europoof on holiday

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Right, cost of living is astronomical and I walk into parts of town that are like Pakistan meets Cambodia, meets Somalia, meets Saudi Arabia.

Full of poofters

Wat

There's fucking crocs walking down the street hanging around bus stops

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Show us your cock

come on just one lil suck

Australia's favorite past time is sticky biscuit

Are you guys serious or shitposting,I'm thinking the later.

I'm not packing anything impressive it's probably like 14cm erect (used to be 17) and it's pretty small Flacid. It's also uncut and pretty veiny when I'm hard.

Soggy sao

No. Australia is what you see in the dictionary when you look up Nanny state. Overregulated and over-priced.

Queensland is still somewhat OK, and the magnificent environment makes up for some of the pozzed shite. Melbourne and Sydney are basically lost. Infested with shitskins, chinks and lately hordes of Sudanese (((youths))).

About 5 years ago an election was won on getting tough on illegal immigration, but we've slipped a long way back to the left since then. I love my country, but I fear for its future. We don't have free speech, we don't have the right to self defence, and legal immigration is diluting the original (white) population into a meaningless minority...

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>It's also uncut and pretty veiny when I'm hard.
mmm. yum yum

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>Soggy biscuit is a male group masturbation activity where the participants stand around a biscuit or cookie masturbating and ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia.

It's called Soggy Sao you poof.

Flop it out

This

Thanks bro,that's very nice of you.

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Unfortunately

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Australians are funny cunts.

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Come on mate, just show us your stiffy.

Mate just whip it out

Australia is cuck central. The government has so much control over your life you need a permit to take a shit in your own toilet.
It is pretty right wing in some areas, Queensland/Perth but some areas are fucking left wing hellholes. Like Melbourne. Australia is basically a statists paradise.

>t. Melbourne

half of us are probably gay for each other, dont come to our cespool we need to keep it un_pure

>Queensland
Feels good to be from the greatest state. Wish we could declare independence and ditch the commie shithole we are attached to.

Though we did just fully legalize abortion. Fuckwits in the gov. Drag em all out into the street and put a bullet in their heads....(in Minecraft, of course)

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Lemme guess, your "friend" went to Sydney - amirite?

Is Portugeuse dick white or brown?
On average, I mean.

Perth.

.>best State
Dude have you ever been to south australia before? we are one of the quieter states and there is so much fucking cool stuff here
you rarely ever see lefties around adelaide, its not that common thank goodness, in uni they are everywhere but thats a given.

Can't say I have, but it's on the list. I wanna do a drive around the entire country at some point.

oh no

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Chinese love Nordics! You're welcome to visit!

Depends where in Queensland. Brisbane is fucked. Bunch of disrespectful little Abo's running around all over the Public transport. Plus the chinks are filling up here too.
Gold coast is the last place that has hope for qld as a major city. V8 supercars keep the true blue Aussie culture alive there.

Anything south of the Pine Rivers is a write off. Fuck the Gold Coast. Full of gansta wannabes.

It's full of cuck SJW NPCs.
I met a girl from there here on business. She's married and I fuck her on the regular. Her husband asked for nudes to keep their relationship alive so she had me take photos. It never even dawned on him to ask who was taking the pictures.
But she's loyal .....

in a pocket of the upper north shore the last bastion of whites.

its so white I saw this white guy runing in a park, runing funny like how not a white guy runs ... on closer inspection it was a black guy turning white due to vitiligo.

Let me tell yoy what living in a white suburb with self respect and a little money is like.

Paradise

Crime nil
Blacks almsot nil
Asians some
others nil
Houses almost all well kept, well spaced, and very little high destiny living.

I like my neighbours to have large 1000~3000~6000 m2 blocks, because they are stopping over development, and over population.

Its green, no litter, hardly any crime.

Cricket pitch/athletics oval.

Publics primary school has a swimming pool (very rare in nsw) and quite high quality teaching.

over all its like living in a national park

Nobody takes QLD seriously, it's a meme.

get fucked you melbournian cuck

Gonna throw ya fatty out for a geez or what champ

i love my homestate, its very homey and quiet
its the most quiet and ignored state in the country, no one else in australia talks about us, its great.

checked. how white is sydney still? can you go to work in the CBD, have some beers at the local and drive back to your house in the suburbs with a swimming pool while seeing minimal nig infestation? sounds like paradise

what areas are best?

Also is Australia moving to the left or further to the right? What are the odds of a Trump like openly pro white politician leading Oz?

Fuck off, we're full

Nah in all seriousness this country is a hot, dry shithole anywhere outside of the coastal regions, and on the coast its full of shitskins and gooks. The only non dogshit places to live are out in the sticks in SA,NSW,Tazmania or hopping over the water to NZ, stay the fuck away from the north island at all costs though. West auckland prison has more maori's in it than the whole of the south island has maori's

Pretty fucken low, old lass pauline is givin it a right go tho.

Kattar is decent when it comes to Gun control.
TLDR: No not in the slightest, the major cities is where 90% of the voting base is, and the leftist propaganda machines are working overtime in those places. used to have a game with mates in TAFE, spot the white guy, if you spotted one and i mean an actual white, not some light skinned HAPA you got a durrie. only ended up passing out 6 durries that semester so yeah no its pretty much over, NUKE the main cities and you have a paradise. other than that, when Hell freezes over

Overall probably shifting to the left, just by virtue of the universities pumping out proto-communists and the altruistic tendencies of white people. But our election cycle just goes back and forward between this area of the political chart, achieving literally nothing.

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>old lass pauline is givin it a right go tho.
God bless her. At least she's trying.

Bump

CBD is most asian.

Upper north shore in about as white as it gets and is basically the paradise you thought it would be.

there are a lot of Chinese as well

above chatswood below hornsby and northern beaches the last white ethonstate

David Leyonjhelm is the most based Aussie Politician I'm aware of.
Wants to scrap Alcohol excise (Tax)
Wants to scrap Durrie excise
Wants to loosen gun law regulations (self defence ownership allowed)
Immigration as a Payment based system instead of a merit based system (No poor migrants)
Deregulate the nanny state
Detests leftist identity politics
And called sen. Sarah Hanson Young a bitch who should stop shagging men.
More people should be aware of this man.

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Will probably vote one nation next time
Used to vote greens to fuck over rich people but their anti-white stuff is too much

let me have a little look, mate

You just got to show us your cock and we will explain it all

>Chinese
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They might not be as direct and in your faces as the problems our mates over the seas are dealing with, but the chinks are no less of an issue. It's needs to be dealt with and soon.

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Not as pozzed up as Canuckistan. I can't go anywhere in my city without seeing rainbow crosswalks.

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Actual Australian here, the whole boat people thing became a political football because it had the right elements for the lugenpresse, pictures of sharks eating sandniggers and Australian sailors being put under stress.
The truth is Australia has been under complete globalist control for decades, in fact our political class would take credit for most of it if it wasn't considered sedition.

>rainbow crosswalks
Just googled it.
>they actually exist

Fucking hell mate. That's rough. I feel for ya.

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Not to mention once they shut down the boats they opened up 457 passports for the corporations to hire cheap foreign labor, so the whole point they sold shutting down the boats was a lie.