Guys We're In Trouble

/lit/ here, Lysistrata is pretty funny. They should go for it.

>Um, no sweetie, you voted for drumpf

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Strike from? What the fuck is it you think they do? Sex?

If she goes on a sex strike, then you go on an affections strike.
Relationships are supposed to be mutual; If she cares more for a political party than your needs, find a replacement.

((((((CNN)))))))
Bunch of fucking roastie feminist cunts going on strike? Time to replace them with some Trads instead.

The women i'm interested in arent leftist.

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I just read this play Lysistrata, we could all really learn something from this.

I wish you would your thottery knows no bounds! BE GONE!

Isn't this basically demeaning themselves

The only people who would ever be hurt by this a effeminate betas from reddit

>Calls all their oppenents incels
>Think witholding sex will change things
They really don't have joined up thinking do they?

Women like to pretend this is a thing.
Men are used to being denied sex, it’s our normal state of being.

tfw already incel. way ahead of you

>Most boomers are widowed or together still but cant get it up / have a dusty old coinpurse for a pussy anyways
>millennial and zoomers are all on vidya single and masturbating
>the only men in a relationship will go jerk off and vote Red out of anger/sexfrustration
the idea is stupid af

why do women only ever see themselves as a series of wet (or dry) holes that are only good for manipulating men with?

We're fugged

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Not that I'm voting, but I told my gf years ago that if she used sex as a weapon against me we're done.

Don't kid yourselves. None of you are in trouble. No woman would ever sink so low as to get intimate with one of you repulsive alt-right incel losers.

Oh hookers still exist in 2018? Anyway sex is overrated.

nobody's having sex with that
not willingly at least

Women are temporary, Americanism is eternal.

Lol this guy has taken a 9inch steapon for sure.

Really makes you think

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wtf i TRUSTED cnn as a valid news source

this is a tragedy

I take the sex from my wife when she's not a good girl user
You need to step it up

This is literally out of a greek play

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>You ain' getting any pussy here fascist!

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Ugly mother fuckers

>used up whores and psychopaths will refuse to have sex with men
>implying it doesn't go the other way around already

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Aren't we all just rapists anyway according to these retards?

down with the slutocracy! it's 2018!

Kek Greeks though about it and it's hilarious. Lysistrata is literally ancient comedy.

I remember last time women went collectively on a strike. The world went on without them and they got mad and got violent.
I wonder what will be their bargain chip once sexbot are out.

let's see, hpv and some mixed nigger spawn to deal with or wait twenty years for customize-able robot sex slaves that look like 19yo avril lavigne. hmmm

This cannot be a real article.

I just don't believe it.

>We're just holes

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Jokes on CNN.
Women already refuse to have sex with me.

The negro in the background looks very disturbed by whatever he sees behind them.

Haha I got banned for posting this a few hours ago

So many hambeasts in one photo.....
The really depressing thing is that two to four in that group could pass for average to slightly above average with a little care in their health/looks.

kek

The amount of Judaism in this pic

kek underrated

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Close but it's clearly based on Lysistrata dumbass, not Assembly of Women, same author tho

he's like sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeittttt look at dat

Fuck I'm married. It is like a life long sex strike. Can't take away what you aren't giving.

Joke's on you, I don't get laid anyway

Like that guy from the Chloe Mortez photo.

It is more so now then any time in history

Well, that's why God created rape.

Middle one looks fuckable. Gas the rest.

>I wonder what will be their bargain chip once sexbot are out.

Sex is barely a bargaining chip right now thanks to the internet. Most guys can get by with porn if they really need to nut. If not there's always hookers who aren't going to go hungry just because some rich bitches in the suburbs have an axe to grind.

give me the middle one

>women implicitly admitting sex is all they’re good for

the spread of STDs in america would fall sharply for a few days then rebound to previous levels

3 days without sex, how will they survive?

The one on the far left would look pretty nice but she shaved her head to fit in with how ugly the others were. Sad.

>no arguments
>just restricting access to their holes for a short time
They cry about "us" objectifying them and they think about stuff like this? These people are such deep seated hypocrites they're totally blind to it.

>testosterone increases from abstaining from using human fleshlight
>increased tendency to vote conservative
Do it.

So my statement stands. I knew he wrote the other one but only heard about it in passing.
Pol should write a play

If men don't have sex their testosterone levels increase and they are more likely to vote straight Republican.

>he fell for the marriage meme.
she's probably a total haggen daas whale now too and deludes herself and you that she's putting effort into losing weight by buying exercise equipment she doesn't use more than once, right?

>what if every day life for 98% of men

?

Based educated Jow Forums.

Ha, we made the same comment

>implying any of you have sex anyway

I have a wife, marriage is a sex strike.

Because no can survive without sex for 3 whole days!

Because all women are extreme lefties that believe this woman's tripe.

Ok, I'll answer the question. We'd like them even less than we do already.

i wasn't having sex in the first place.
not exactly gonna change much.

The middle goth chick and the one with pink hair in the upper left would actually be decent looking, maybe even pretty if they dressed nice and didn't wear clown makeup and weren't retarded whores.

Under no circumstances would anyone in this picture be doable without copious amounts of alcohol.

If you want to have sex with a liberal we don't need your vote honestly. Anyone crazy enough to stop having sex over hurt fees fees because of a bad orange man is just not worth the time.

Just rape them bitches.

They are all on the far left user

>implying women don’t support trump
>implying this isn’t low key sexist, suggesting women’s main power worth is sex,
>should men go on a pay bills strike?

Oh no how am I gonna cope.

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Top Kek

Black guy in back can't hide his disgust.

Day of the Handcuff

>increasing testosterone levels right before the midterms

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Isn't it no nut November anyway?

can anyone explain how this would affect the incel community ?

Since only women on the Left would participate, and since 90% of said women are either hideous beasts or carpet-munchers... there would be no effect.
Maybe these cunts would keep their clothes on for once, instead of flashing their saggy flapjack titties while they demand to be respected as members of functional society.
As usual, this act of "modern-day feminism" will blow up in their faces.

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Hey ladies, since you're so inept at causing real change in the world, just withhold sex from men until they mold the world into the change you want.

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>average woman in 2018
>being able to leverage sex appeal

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I have a fleshlight. I'll be ok.

What if women stopped being insufferable, manipulative, self-absorbed cunts? Pic related is at top of article. Hope you aren't eating dinner.

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>he thinks people on Jow Forums have sex

>pic
WTF? You dated that bitch too? Although she was great in doggy, she was too nosy for my taste

>not smashing GI Jane on the left and nutting on her egghead.

Well then there'd probably be a whole lot of women too afraid of repeat rape to go outside to vote.