Getting offended by comedy

If they said "no he's not a Hitman in a James Bond movie" it would be like admitting he's not evil, which is next to impossible for lefites.

haha. the cuck on TV has to rely on porn, and from the implication, its gay porn he is into

>A hitman in a porno movie
Wat.
What kind of porno movies is Pete Davidson watching?

Rules for Radicals 101 (Rule 4).

>hitman in a porno
Interdasting

He maybe offended half of the 30 or so people who watch that show.

>Literally who?

>offended by comedy
>comedy
Lmao

what race is this? it's absolutely disgusting

>talk shit about someone who lost an eye
>while having dyed hair and shitty tattoos all over your body
>even going so far to have a tattoo of a thot that didn't even like you
what is wrong with this world?

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Kikes just use "comedy" as a guise to get away with saying things that would otherwise be considered unacceptable.

They are acting politically and being cultural influencers, then hiding behind “it’s only comedy” they deserve scrutiny.

thats not snake, it's big boss.

>making fun of big boss
fucking weak

>making fun of real life Big Boss
OH NO NO NO NO

Let's flip this around on Duckworth

She is a democratic congresswoman who had her legs blown off. Not a cumdumpster

He always plays the idiot. the whole segment he is an idiot who has no clue and then talks shit about things. People get way to triggered. Also the whole program is a leftist parade, with mediocre quality jokes. People who watch this don't want to be offended and just chuckle a bit.
Still waiting for a "conservative" comedy show on air. The only one that comes close to is "Outdoor Man" and its so tamed down that you can't laugh about those jokes either.

>be leftwing retard
>get deeply offended by the term snowflakes
>constantly throw it at republicans

No u

I went to high school with this faggot. I have a visceral hatred for this talentless Jew. I can’t wait until I never have to hear his name again.

>SNL STILL on the air?!

If they want to talk about 'porno' candidates....

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>wearing xxl when you’re m

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This.
All you have to do is type NIGGER or PAKI to see who the real snowflake is.

That was actually a funny skit lol
Davidson is one of the funnier comedians on SNL

>oh the irony of the alt-right complaining about snowflakes on the left.

Who is pete davidson and why does he look like such a faggot?

The short chubby guy and kenan are the only funny ones

T. Another leftwing retard projecting his snowflake mentality into everyone else

He’s a comedian and been on fire lately

Nice butthole eyes and dead dad, stupid.

No I disagree all them are funny in their own way but Davidson and the black dude that imitated Kanye is the best by far. (Honorable mention sir Alec Baldwin)

I give it 3 months until he kills himself from depression over getting dumped by Ariana grande

THE NHS is a literal piece of shit and takes forever to get treated

Is that a dude or a chick in the orange jumpsuit?

It would probably be a good thing if serving in a NATO military made you a laughing stock, would literally save lives.

Why at least he fucked her

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Doesn't look very burnt.

SNL has been a shitty political talking head propaganda show masquerading as comedy for the last few years. Calling modern SNL "comedy" is like getting caught in a lie and responding "I was just kidding!"

Ok, so you answered the first part of my question. Why does he look like such a faggot?

I doubt it he’s a comedian so it’s not like he was getting prime pussy his whole life he’s used to getting dumped or overlooked by the hot chick. I just enjoyed the little time I did spend with her.

Because Republicans pray at the alter if political correctness.

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So he lost an eye in (((thier))) war

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Comedy is never offensive if it’s funny.

>in war, or whatever

She probably called out Dan while he was sucking her toes, that shit will get to ya

Boss? Is that you?

>being happy with Harvey Weinsteins sloppy seconds

It's not offensive just stupid lol, kind if funny. The sad thing is Pete Davidson is probably the funniest cast member on SNL right now and he's not that funny.

Fake news. It's a piece of shit because it costs ridonkulous amounts of money yet still always needs more.

"You may be surprised to hear hes actually half black, his father being a black man. Just like most black fathers, I know its surprising but his dads not around anymore, I know he died in 9/11 or whatever"

The fat chick is decidedly unfunny. Kyle Mooney has rare moments of humor. Kate McKinnon is decent. The rest are so forgettable that I can't picture them. Baldwin doesn't even try, just puts on a wig, goofy voice and calls it an impression.

It's only comedy if it's actually funny. SNL hasn't been funny in over a decade.

How is a conservative comedy show going to exist under zionist rule? Did you see what happened to Million Dollar Extreme? There are other examples. Trying to be a conservative in hollywood is a bankruptcy wish.

>making fun of an eyepatch when you look like Ellen Degeneres after a 30 year prison sentence

Watching libs is like watching a man piss while hanging upside down.

We got a mad tv fan over here ha ha ha
Brap snif

>SNL
>comedy
SNL hasn't been funny since they shitcanned Norm MacDonald.

>being with Ariana Grande was the highlight of my life and now I'm going to be a prick forever
Faggot. Watching his spiral will be glorious.

OD on drugs with the Olsen twins when?

Republicans don’t watch SNL.

That's true

Eh they're just trying to adopt trumps bants and failing

who the fuck is pete davidson

Because old people won’t fucking die

oh wow, what an absolutely hilarious joke...

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>Still waiting for a "conservative" comedy show on air.
Don't hold your breath, goyim

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Offense is taken, not given, and humor is typically subjective. No matter how funny your joke is there's some retard out there who will get offended by it.

Lol, jesus christ. The fucking Halfrican lost his dad in 9/11. I think we can let his weak ass jokes slide.

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>hitman
>in a porno movie
No Pete
That's one of those special Hollywood snuff films you freaks make and watch with your masters
Regular people don't have real hitmen in their pornos

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The left isn't funny

Fuck off Pete you suck and you know it
Now go blow Lorne for more smack

Confirmed Boomer.

HAHA he's such a faggot that even his eyes look like buttholes. His dad probably could've survived 9/11 without injuries but he jumped from a 10 story window

>implying anyone's actually offended
It's like calling someone a homophobe just cause they don't like fags

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>crack
>sip
You mow what now?

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This isnt true, his dad was "white", he talks about him in his stand up. Kid looks like a Rican Jew.

Im not offended. But it does show they lack a certain awareness of valor, honor or even a basic understanding of what badass is. Dude lost an eye in war and now has an eye patch...thats a fuck ton of street cred right there. I had no idea who he was, now I want to vote for him based off of a joke that was meant to tear him down, with no idea what his platform is.
>look this guy has a thing thats kinda badass looking
>Dont vote for the guy who looks like a badass
>Why are you voting for him?!?!???
>Russia did this

Wait, did you call this comedy?

So you DO have real hitmen in your pornos?

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Wow, SNL, another unfunny comedy arm of democrats. Yawn.

>Pete Davidson is probably the funniest cast member
Except he's not and he isn't even close.
I could be wrong, but I think he is one of the few SNL cast members in history without real improv/sketch experience.

He was hired to be "the cool young guy" and he has very little range in sketches, and it usually relies on him being just being accepted as the cool young cast member.

Except it's all fake. He isn't cool nor is he funny. Literally one of the least talented cast members on SNL ever, and that's saying a lot

>imagining what Pete had to do to Lorne Michaels to get on SNL

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OK, whatever you say sir. I'll be sure to keep the noise down. Have fun unironically listening to Huey Lewis and the News you old faggot.

Kate McKinnon is the funniest person on SNL by far, with Keenan phoning it in for 10 of the last 17 years he's been on the show but still one of the better ones.

McKinnon has real talent and will be in movies for the next 20 years so get used to her

is the joke that he said something offensive? I don't know what the joke is

>But it does show they lack a certain awareness of valor, honor
So that offends you? Because you beleive these are good things that he is lacking?
So you are offended?
Dipshit.

The correct question is "WHAT is a Pete davidson?"

Answer: nobody knows

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He's the new Fallon, honestly. Mediocre actor, decent standup comic, breaks character all the goddamn time. He's wrong for SNL, but his standup is much better.

it doesnt offend anybody that some jew comedianne labels himself a jackass
who the fuck stays up to watch SNL? peak NPC

Well it's modern SNL so no surprise