When will the Third Balkan War begin? Who will start it? How wilk it end?

When will the Third Balkan War begin? Who will start it? How wilk it end?

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Will the balkans ever know peace?

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A good addition to that map would be Bosnia’s claims over Sandzak and parts of Southern Croatia. Balkans, the eternal cluster fuck.

Gib back Kosovo. It is legitimate Romanian clay.

Will Ellada ever have nationalism?

It does, but it's complete Neocon boomerism, "support Israel because we are Christians" type, it's tiring to have morons cheering on the Byzantine Empire and then going full Steven Crowder on the next breath

>Will the balkans ever know peace?

No

>Macedonian teritorial claims
>Analbanian teritorial claims
>Cro*t teritorial claims
>Slovenian teritorial claims
This made me breathe out more air through my nose than usual.

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Serbia and so called kosovo will start it

>When will the Third Balkan War begin?
soon
>Who will start it?
Israel
>How wilk it end?
Israel wins

Is this grandma still alive ?
>Nato sellouts all around.
Well that leaves out Serbia for being a cause.

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Based and redpilled

>Serbia and so called kosovo will start it
There can only be one that causes war, Serbia signed resolution 1244. Murica should follow up and implement what they signed too, we`ll see if it happens.

Will Analbania give back body of that dead greek ?
Why did he shoot at them ?
Did they harras him ?

It will get started by Serbia since they are genetically designed to start wars.

That said, the Grest Balkan War will end when all the legitimate clay (the entire Balkans) is returned to Romania.

Serbs will lose, as always. Why even ask?

I wont fight for my shitty household filled with grown children much rather for this godless shithole.

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>Serbs will lose, as always
Must hurt that even 30 years after war you are in 18% reservat without runing water and Dodo is your president with RS going strong no ?
Btw did you find out who gunned down those policemen ?

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Its all because idiotic Serbian king made Jugoslavia instead of big Serbia after 1918.
There would not be Bosnia,Croatia,Slovenia without that.

Well everybody makes mistakes, i hope we arent that much retarded in future.
Good thing is that jugonostalgics are almost endemic wiped out species and that people actualy learn history these days so my hopes are high.

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What is the opinion in Serbia about Tito, I've heard ex-yugos actually like him a bit, is it true?

>What is the opinion in Serbia about Tito, I've heard ex-yugos actually like him a bit, is it true?
Well on the national level he did good things, made Yugo state strong and united, respected in world but that was all secondary.
He mainly got rich, his commie buddies aswell and pushed all the great problems under rug for future leaders to solve it. Opportunistic power hungry man.
Yugonostalgics are mainly old commie people that lived GREAT on borrowed money and now when everything needs to be payed back they are in pensions remembering good ol` times under Tito that made it for them.
Younger generations hate everything about that dictator shit which left us all the problems we have today including paying off for all that great life Tito and our grandparents enjoyed.

>Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia, Greece
>Croatia, balije, Albania, FYROM if they won't agree to be partitioned, Turkey
this is the best imaginable balkan war prove me wrong

>When will the Third Balkan War begin?
Dunno.
>Who will start it?
Serbia
>How wilk it end?
Serbia will get BTFO by NATO again, Albania will annex Kosovo, Bosnia will annex Sandžak and Vojvodina will become independent.

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>shit economies
>lets have a war that will only bring us total ruin
sounds like a /balk/ thing indeed

Well everybody have dreams bozgor friend.

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Forgot to add that common people that drived Zastava 101 on every odd day in a week,standed in lines for flour,cooking oil, coffee, sugar etc. or were forbidden to go abroad to work have nothing good to say about that old state.

Now kids of CP members that enjoyed free flats, no shortages and good pay with their dads in places of power and influence when you ask them have full mouth of good things to say about Yugo state even though they didnt live one day in it .
Criminals too that got insanely rich during 90s sanctions smuggling also have great things to say about old state..

Who's going to fight it, you grandmothers?

Balkan birthrates have plummeted since the last war, and everyone else is working or studying overseas, all that's left are a handful of you NEETS jerking off to tranny porn in your alcoholic father's spare room.

And what would you be fighting for? Most of the homes left will be summer home for 2nd and 3rd generation American immigrants.

Don't be silly, stupid. Get out there and do something with your life.

that was in late 80s though

Well then go home mutts and leave us be, you dont need your jewish nose sticking in every part of globe.

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Balkans vs. Caucusus

Who is more badass?

Petition Trump to ease migration (legal one) for Balkans
Better us than ms 13 latinos btw

Yeah when bills started coming for that mad party everyone enjoyed in earlier decades.

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I just want you do be happy, Stanislav.

That's actually a good idea.

But (((you-know-who))) will accuse him of racial preference.

>he fell for the debt meme
IMF fucked the country's economy, Yugoslavia stood in the way of American expansion of NATO and they wanted the country to die.

Yeah just like when Stoltenberg said ``we saved you with bombing ever loving shit out of you``.
Yeah no thanks, no hugs for you.

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Turkey invade in 2020-2030

>IMF fucked the country's economy, Yugoslavia stood in the way of American expansion of NATO and they wanted the country to die.
They just manipulated debt that our ever loving God son Tito created in the first place.
One of his great bright ideas is Smederevska zelezara which is struggling today.

Greece Serbia Bulgaria Vs other bitches, alliance based on religion most likely

>stanislav
protip m8 just call servs lazars

There you go again with "muh debt."

You're only making an argument that IMF wields too much power, not that there was anything exceptionally wrong with the Yugoslavian economy.

I never understood how the debt meme caught on in the first place, especially from people living in debt based economies and knowing well that they will never be paid off. This is also especially funny when actual numbers are brought in that show individual republics like Croatia having larger debt that Yugoslavia. However nobody ever addresses the elephant in the room, that the Yugo economy got crippled just as at the start of the privatisation act the US and IMF had planned out for Yugoslavia to become more crapitalist.

Serbia will be the tip of the spear in the war for new yugoslavia

>Who will start it
albanians withn turkish/german backup, who else?

I see it as a hole in a chain armor that got exploited. That hole wasnt made by IMF or NATO cucks.
„Čuvajte bratstvo i jedinstvo kao zenicu oka svoga” goes so far untill people realise there isnt enough basic stuff for everyone in country.
What do you do with failed state, you desmantle it.
>mfw cro*t and muslims thought they wouldnt inherit Yugo debt aswell and now alone pay it back.

dnevnik.rs/ekonomija/srbija-nasledila-i-88-milijardi-evra-duga-sfrj

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Again, every single country has accumulated debt, but right now the total debt of the separate states surpasses the contemporary debt of Yugoslavia by no small amount.

And naturally Croatia and Slovenia, two republic's that were keeping the others afloat through financial aid and by sending machinery and helping with construction projects while still being ruled from Belgrade, wanted to split as soon as soon as possible and voted to leave because under the 1991 foreign appropriations bill, the US pushed a bill that cut all funding to Yugoslavia in the IMF privatization scheme, and that the money would only return if the separate republics had referendums. You know how the rest of it went.

So tl;dr IMF and Serbs are mostly to blame.

since when do we want Slovenia?Only way I would take Slovenia is to make it our new landfill

>And naturally Croatia and Slovenia, two republic's that were keeping the others afloat through financial aid and by sending machinery..
Stopped reading after that. Go away with your stupid agenda no one with half brain takes you seriosly.

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S*rbs denying facts, like always. Per capita, it was definitely Serbia that got the largest share of the federal budget even though, apart from Belgrade and to some extent Vojvodina, Serbia was not all that developed. If anything, Slovenians are the ones who should be complaining about muh ebil Yugoslavia.

They were already fairly industrialized (textile industry, coal mines in Zagorje and Velenje, iron mines in Gorenjska, ironworks in Jesenice, etc..) when it was integrated into Yugoslavia and managed to outperform other republics in both Yugoslavias DESPITE heavy anti-slovene bias and treating Slovenia as a second class province.

The poster child of this repeated bashing in my opinion was the Cestna afera when Serbs literally stole money from the IBRD that was meant for the construction of a highway in Slovenia, where the money went after it was taken to Belgrade is unknown, and the army decided to remove the reformist Kavčič governemnt and replace with a good old hardliner anti-revisionists that were completely subservient to the army.

For good measure they also nationalized and disbanded any private enterprises that sprung up during the Kavčič years and came up with a grandiose Stalinesque plans to expand coal production even though there was no need to, specially in a time when Yugoslavs had a big deficit of quality food and consumer products, but I guess wanting coffee and toothbrushes is a hallmark of being an agitator.

And the Cestna afera is just one of these numerous scandals that proved time and time again that Belgrade didn't give one shit about Slovenia and only used it as an exploitation province like other empires before. Really the fact that S*rbs just ignore and deny all of this systemic abuse disgusts me me and is just another proof trusting Serbians is a very bad decison to make.

You forgot your tinfoil hat bozgor fren.

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Basicly your argument is ‚‚Belgrade did this and that a-and believe me guys serbs are ebil and ajm angri nouone belivs maj stupid tinfoil storis."

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I just want as many wh*Te dogs dead as possible.

Norn Macedonia won't ally with Albania. And add Slovenia to your side, we will behead them too.

But Belgrade is still doing something similar. I hope Vojvodina becomes independent soon. Fuck Belgrade niggers.

Can we ethnic cleanse serbia and fill it with Chechens, Dagestanis, Azeris (from Iran too), Iranians and more albanians and bosniaks. Fuck lets turn it into a dumping ground for muslims within a decade serbs will be lik 5% of their country

Odjebi, Hrvoje. Za smeti lahko kar Bosno vzamete, njih noben ne jebe.

i told then we shuld just genocide all magyars in vojvodina and untie with croatians but no one listen

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who honestly gives a crap about any of these shithole countries?

>implying Croats would invite with you ever again
C'mon, they're not stupid.

Unite* frickin autocorrection

We don't have a claim on all of Istria, only Northern Istria (to Novigrad). Also where's our claim on Northern Carinthia?

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Orthodox Serbian-Romanian-Greek Union when?

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We would if we genocide wh*Te dogs on both sides.

as always austria

Slovenia sitting it out yet again, kek.

>who will start it
Romanians
>who will end it
polish government

he is right tho...

Our politicians are too busy stealing anything that isn't bolted down in this country to bother with invading others or international politics.

Friendly reminder that Kraiova Group will submit joint bids to host World Cup 2030 and Euro 2032.

>Greece, Bulgaria, Serbia and Romania are planning to team up to make a bid for jointly hosting the World Cup in 2030, the heads of the four states decided on the sidelines of a summit in the Bulgarian seaside resort of Varna on Friday.

>They are also considering putting themselves forward for the European football championships two years later.

>No Balkan nation has hosted the World Cup while the former Yugoslavia, which broke up in 1991, hosted the four-country European Championships in 1976.

>"I think it is worth discussing the proposal of (Greek Prime Minister Alexis) Tsipras," Bulgarian Prime Minister Boyko Borissov told a news conference during a summit between Bulgaria, Greece, Romania and Serbia in the Black Sea city of Varna.

>Serbian President Aleksandar Vucic said the Balkan quartet will also bid to host the European championship in 2028, adding it would give them a chance to improve their stadiums and sports infrastructure.

Romania will already host 4 games in Uefa Euro 2020.

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Based Bong is the only one who knows what's up.

Zdravo, Janez, kako kaj Micka in otroci? So krave zdrave ali nič kaj v planino nočejo?

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Pozdravljen Tone, Micka in krave so v redu, otroci pa tudi. Imaš še kaj SDS memes?

Lepo, jako dobro. Bi moral pogledati, imam pa slovenske copy-pastas...

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OJ POČAKI
*rukne rujnega*
Se prav kar hočeš rečt
*zalaufa motorko*
Kar vi falotje pravte
*spleza na triglav*
Da smo bli včas
*se včlani v SDS*
Da smo na eni točki
*mrmra Zdravljico*
Da smo mi na eni točki
*spije Union*
Hočete povedat da
*se krega s sosedom glede meje*
Mi probaš dopovedat da
*ščije Laško*
Da smo nekoč
*zakoraka v Trst*
ČAKI ČAKI
*užge kelnarco po riti*
A MI PRAVIŠ
*ustreli zdravnika v Izoli*
A MI SLUČAJNO PRAVIŠ
*postavi žico na meji*
EJ A MI PRAVIŠ
*napačno uporabi rodilnika*
A MI HOČEŠ POVEDAT
*se pretvarja da je bila osamosvojilna vojna dejanska vojna*
A TI RES TRDIŠ
*pove da domobranci niso imeli izbire*
A ZATRJUJEŠ
*zakolje prašiča*
MI MOGOČE HOČEŠ RAZLOŽIT
*pretepe ženo*
RAZLOŽIT DA
*obnovi naročnino na Slovenske Novice*
DA SMO BLI
*nardi grafit posilimo levičarke*
DA SMO MI
*zahteva rušenje Roga*
DA SMO MI BILI
*gre k spovedi*
DA SMO MI VSI BILI
*pravi da gre za otroke*
DA SMO MI VSI BILI KNEZI IN TO?

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Rdeči, levi, neverni fašist je vodil predavanje o Josipu Brozu Titu, znanem diktatorju.


"Preden začnemo morate vsi pasti na kolena in se pokloniti rdeči zvezdi in jo sprejeti kot simbol Slovenstva, pomembnejšo od križa!"


V tem trenutku je vstal pobožen, klen, ponosen kranjski duhovnik, ki je daroval več kot 1500 maš in je razumel pomen naroda in obsojal dejanja komunistov med drugo svetovno vojno in po njej, in nad glavo dvignil majniško deklaracijo.


"Kaj je to, izdajalec naroda?"


Prevzetni homoseksualec se je peklensko zarežal in odvrnil: "Separatistična propaganda, ti neumni slovenceljn."


"Napaka. Če je to res separatistična propaganda, zakaj je bila volilna udeležba na plebiscitu 88,5 odstotna in je kar 95 odstotkov volilcev glasovalo za osamosvojitev? Če je res to kar praviš... bi nad ljubljanskim parlamentom še vedno vihrala jugoslovanska zastava."

Predavatelja so te besede vidno prizadele in iz žepa sta mu padla bulmastifov povodec in titovka. Stekel je iz predavalnice in jokal krokodilje liberalne solze. Iste solze, ki jih levičarji točijo za padlimi partizani (kljub temu da so bili vsi brez izjeme masovni morilci in krvoločni zločinci). Brez dvoma si je naš predavatelj, Borut Pahor, želel da bi bil pravi Slovenec in prenehal rušiti lastno državo. Srčno si je želel pištolo da bi se z njo lahko ustrelil, vendar je sam prepovedal vse orožarske posle!

Vsi študentje so vstali, zaploskali, se dali krstiti in sprejeli kardinala Franca Rodeta kot duhovnega vodjo slovenskega naroda. Slavček po imenu Kekec je priletel v predavalnico, se usedel na lipino vejo in potočil solzo na doprsni kip Jožeta Pučnika. Vsi skupaj so zapeli "Oj Triglav Moj Dom" in v sobo je prikorakal Zmago Jelinčič Plemeniti in pozval zbrane k osvoboditvi Istre izpod ciganske okupacije.

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Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš.

U moj drušnə so usə jagrə u far; skəp ga pjemo usək dan pu šihtə. Skəp pupjemo več šnopsa, kokr ga u ceumo let u petəh občinah nardejo. Duma mam tri puše, ut tga dve šnelfajərce pa eno pušo z rešpetinəm. Z enmo šusəm uhkə frderbam tri vepre naenkat, auslezvam t jəh pa tuko hit, de tut za pumežikənt nimaš cajt. Ti se kər devej kunštnga, sam de se nauš krvau useknu, pruklet baštart.

Čep ti vedu, s kerga se kle norca devaš, nep tukole guvoru. Tis gutov tak pauliha, de hodəš u gmajno srobret rauhat; jest grem skor usək dan pu južnə u gmajno žagat tuko det puvem de səm že dost takəh pankrtov stumbou, k so pu moj host vandral.

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Kaj si to o mäne rekel, buzerant jen? Završil sem šolu za gruozdje brati vände vu Oroslauju. Bärem ga i prek vu Krajnske ter sem prejšne lete zo svojmi ruki pubral prek 300 väder. Toučem se zo sakojaki jopci ter sem najbouši če je treba nekaj hitre spupiti. Ti su huohštapler, nište in nič. Zgazim te kak črva, vrag ti mater jebi na stranišču, dies i to još jakše. Misliš da moreš tak nekaj pripuviedati na kumpjuteru kak se god sietiš? Buožja striela bu črez te pukla! Jebate bik, čul sem se zo babi vu Bočaki ki pratijo vse de Lobora! Vsaki čas te bom najdu pa boš vidu teri je cajt! Više te bo nie, prcknedlin! Zo biciklinom morem biti kje guod hočem ter gdaj guod hočem. Posmical bom te da boš zoube pubiral kot jagude pokle branja! Primem te za gege ter te hitim f ugarske brege! In to same z rukami! Čkomi, molči smrdljivec! Ko se setim, zemem ud dedeka botu, baltu in kosturu... spikal bum te! Da si znal kaj ti bom priredil bi se näj delal bedast! Posral ti se bom vu zdenec ter te bom pofundal! Crkel boš!

>shranjeno

Enough shitposting for one day.
Upam, Janez, da se ti kar narbolje dopadejo te kopirane-pašte. Pa Micko in otroke pozdravi. Srečno!

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Hvala enako Tone, se ga vidimo.

I should have bought a tito coffee mug when i was in bosnia.

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More news Craiova group reunion

>At a press conference after the quadrilateral summit meeting in Varna between Bulgaria, Greece, Romania and Serbia, PM Boyko Boirssov stated that the aim of the countries taking part was to raise the level of energy, infrastructure and digital connectivity within the frameworks of the EU, which will make the union stronger.

>Greece’s Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras announced that he would be signing a joint declaration, with Boyko Borissov, on the modernization of the Alexandroupolis- Burgas rail connection and on building a speedway from Alexandroupolis to the region of Maritsa on the Bulgaria-Greece border.

>The Prime Minister of Romania Viorica Dăncilă announced that next week, a national forum in Bucharest would be discussing the deepening of the Danube strategy in view of consolidating the Danube as a transport corridor between the West and the East of Europe.

>The President of Serbia Aleksandar Vucic expressed gratitude for the support which Bulgaria, Greece and Romania render his country on its way to the EU.

>The Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu, who took part in the Varna meeting at the invitation of his Bulgarian counterpart, stated that Israel can help Bulgaria, Greece, Romania and Serbia raise the efficiency of their energy supplies.

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OP here. A question to ask, if a war broke out who would be the first country you attack? For me, its North Macedonia

Albozergs would get the gas, if Serbia gets kosovo, Croaria gets Bosnia and Romania gets Moldova, the Balkans will almost be fixed

>Benelux
>1944
>Visegrád Group
>1991
>Craiova group
>2015

Regional integration is a mark of how advanced a region is. I hope this works and actually becomes useful in the long term. This region got fucked by Stalin and the 90s wars but it has to get up and continue trying to catch up.

Doesn't it make more sense to want Slovenia than Bosnia?

Well you can`t have an advanced economy with a market of only 10-20 mil people.
And neither by having open borders with the entire world.