That's $828 per second

Punchline needs updating to account for latest stormy story arc developments

>Be billionaire
>Can afford the toppest of the top escorts
>Somehow wind up with Stormy Daniels one night.
>Ehh, I'll get my rocks off and complain to the madame for sending second rate trim tomorrow.
>Continue to fuck brand new top-tier pussy every night for years on end.
>15 years pass
>Second rate trim is now contacting you about the time you fucked her during the election.
>Christ, we got another one. Just pay this whore to shut up.
>Paid
>Still won't shut up.

Godspeed Trump. The nation feels your pain.

criminally underrated

America have shit tastes in women it's crazy how they love their plastic dolls. Those things dont even looks human.

> The Art of the Deal

this is a good post

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>not seeing her next weekend

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>name censored
did this come from reddit?

wew lad, that's over $10,000 a second for 3 months of campaigning. Man, I wish I could get 5 minutes of her time.

It's still spending money. Same as debt.

Looks like Moses spread those titties.

Actually Trump is getting paid 300K from the whore, so he made 200K on the deal.

Wtf is that a fridge?

stormy looked like ivanka at the time

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Holy shit, this is in Seattle right? Dude, I could go see Stormy in person, lol, it'd be like meeting Goro from MK 1.

Her body shape was much different back then.

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no wonder Trump payed her to shut up

Stormy Daniels is ugly as fuck but average American women aren’t. French women don’t even shave and since you guys don’t use deodorant it’s actually way worse

Wow. She hit the wall hard.

Drugs and the porn life or a genetic timebomb?

No normal american thinks she is attractive. Perhaps you should learn something about america you ignorant smelly piece of shit

I think she had a kid too.

Trump got a refund though

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Not buying this. I had this happen before. Woman looked good with bra on. When bra was taken off nothing but disapointment remained.

Well the whore has to pay him back.

She paid HIM!

Fuckin kek. If that thing took her clothes off in front of me I would just laugh

She's a big girl.

But seriously, she looks incredibly dense. In the literal sense of that word.

Friendly reminder that Stormy broke contract.
Trump fucked her for free

So, this is the power of 56 %.

You mean per minute.

Reminder we don't even have proof they even fucked, just that one of his lawyers paid her to fuck off and keep her yap shut.

poorfags seething

>average american women arent ugly

No, it's a jewish body type.

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that's a shop. remember her tat everyone was tasking about.

LARP somewhere else ickle goy

Well not ugly in the way stormy Daniels is. I know we have a lot of obesity issues and everything but I don’t want to hear some French nigger implying we see that slut as an ideal body type especially when French women don’t shave or use deodorant

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Why is she built like Optimus Prime

> t. not a larper

/thread

I'm sure he agrees that it was a poor use of funds at this point.

This should be capped and I want to be in it

Explanation?

>those bolt ons
Oof

Lawyers ain't cheap. CPL is probably making a mint off of her.

President Donald Trump wants Stormy Daniels to pay $342,000 for his attorney fees after defeating her defamation lawsuit.

The adult-movie star whose real name is Stephanie Clifford "filed this action, not because it had any merit, but instead for the ulterior purposes of raising her media profile, engaging in political attacks against the president by herself and her attorney, who has appeared on more than 150 national television news interviews attacking the President and now is exploring a run for the presidency himself in 2020," Trump said in a filing Monday in Los Angeles federal court.

U.S. District Judge S. James Otero this month threw out the lawsuit over a tweet by Donald Trump in which he accused Clifford of “a total con job,” saying the president was engaging in free speech. The judge awarded Trump “reasonable" attorneys’ fees.

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She's popular now, think of the shekels she got from the left, future shows etc. Meanwhile Trump is gonna be remembered as the president with the mushroom dick.

east bound & down loaded up and truckin

sir, you make my heart soar with your post

You're clearly butthurt about all of this.

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You could fit a third tit between them

That's what I love about DJT, he doesn't let this shit go unpunished. Exactly what we need in the age of #metoo hysteria destroying people with fascist disregard for due process.

maybe he paid $5 per stretch mark?

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>slighted woman insults a man’s dick after he pissed her off
The only person who believes a woman saying those things are thots and men who feel bad about their own dick. Take some cock pills, buddy.

What the fuck is wrong with those tits

Dude, Pornhub put a mushroom dick on their website because of stormy description
Face it, thousands of people will remember him as the mushroom dick president who raw dog horse faced pornstars

Just how more based can he be
seriously he has reached godlike levels by now

reminder that everybody thinks hitler one had one ball, but everybody agrees that he was the greatest leader in history and a total badass, as well as an inspiration of manliness to us all.

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Actually, she came out and did an interview whining about how she's getting less shows and people aren't buying her shit anymore because of it, and she's constantly getting death threats and harassed at her club. Coming out against Trump fucked whatever career she had.

that is not even in the top 100 things he will be remembered for

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fucking gross I hate trump

Imagine being this triggered.

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>he didnt calculate the refund he just got from Stormy

She has a man's body with tits.
Disgusting.

What? People are further apart on this issue than Storm-Dawgs nipples.

Teflon Don

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>not knowing women love a thicc mushroom dick

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there is a huge difference to pay a whore to fuck than to pay a whore to shut up

>people
>despising hitler
pick one

Remember that's $130k minus what she owes him for his legal fees.

I was with Trump through everything until now.... how can you find this attractive when there are girls like Elena Koshka available for hire?

Ugly american women are superior to average french women. Average american women are on par with attractive frenchies.

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