Explain Jow Forums virgins. Why haven't you applied for a one way ticket to Japan yet?

Too bad most of Japanese girls look ugly as shit
and nowhere your cherry-picked pic

I lived there for a year and a half. I will not take part in the destruction of such a noble people.

It's a fake image.

Most of girls anywhere look like shit.

Just use Tinder and change your location to Tokyo.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel if you are somewhat attractive.

Changing it to Taipei, Hong Kong and Seoul is just as fun too.

I would happily help out my distant cousins

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Fake and gay. Eat a bag of dicks, proxy nigger.

SAGE

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ESOL faggots need to start being shot on sight.

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LMAO its real!

>mofa.go.jp/j_info/visit365/b_visa/pdfs/application1.pdf

HOW DO I FILL OUT AN APPLICATION

Wow looks like she is getting sandwiched between a couple of huge Black guys..... lucky girl

White cock is a nice feature but communication will lack

>Opening a linked PDF someone posted on Jow Forums
Who's gonna fall for that?

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It hurts to me to say but this is fake
soranews24.com/2018/04/01/to-combat-declining-birth-rate-japan-to-begin-offering-breeding-visas-to-foreigners/
Happy late april fools

Definitely not a virgin. Would you like me to cuckhold you and your nip girlfriend OP?

>just pay for tinder bro

Why even live.

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Give me a link. I'll breed all of Japan.

It would be a disgrace for you not to plant your seed in as many women as possible.

Fake article.

Uh oh...

>I don’t speak Japanese
Love is a universal language user.

So you fly in, do a spot of official breeding, then fly back out?

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Fake, and has been posted more than once. Saged, and reported.

Sex is universal but a good relationship isn’t

>desu desu desu desu
not that hard

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ok then

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As I understand it the new visa allowances are primarily for labor, not for long term citizenship.
With that in mind, I sincerely doubt that this program is designed or will have the effect of increasing the birth rate, as I don't think there are very many women who are interested in being single mothers.

she has that Enter the Dragon scene down

Of course it's fucking fake, why would anyone actually believe such an outlandish premise in the first place?

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I don't like seafood, noodles/pasta, or rice. Id be dead in a week.

Hehe yeah...

pandas are chinese you retarded faggot

This is a joke but I really wish it was real. I have fathered at least two children in the Philippines and I am proud to have done so. I even stalked the Facebook of one of the moms and my boy is very handsome with many of my Italian features.

I'm pretty sure you have to have a waifu lined up, they don't just provide one for you.

They do it in Germany

Japan is weird enough that it isn't completely unimaginable.

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Well fuck. Do I need to let them know I've had a vasectomy?

>Flag
Checks out

That requires me having a facebook, which I'm not dumb enough to have.

Just a phone number will do

will try that for the lulz

how do i sign up?

Because I'm not Japanese

Already impregnated 4 women while I was in the military.
Did my job.
You're welcome Nip.

If you see any grey eyed, brown hair, slightly bulky and olive skinned nips about 10 years old they are mine.

No way. I'm applying for sure ill breed anything.

because racemixing is wrong

Fuck I just got married 6 months ago!

>tell wife I gotta go to Japan on business
>be gone for 4 weeks
>hit every nip strange I can
>come home
>20 years pass
>vacation in Japan with wife
>sweetie, some of the slants kinda look like you
>don't be paranoid honey
>exe smug face

the low birth rate is a social problem, more than an economic one.

a woman with more then two children are social lepers outside of rural areas.

the industry I work in, we have men come from japan on 10 year assignments so their wives can have the three or four kids they want without dealing with the social pressures in Japan. plus their husbands get a nearly 600% raise while in the US due to the wacky compensation Japanese receive in Japan.

American posting at its finest

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Most foreigners aren't numb nuts

I've been to Japan, most east asians looks just 'meh' to me.

And that is why it hurts so much.

I did 9 years ago, stopped myself cause I figured it was a good way to get myself banned from the country permanently.

Because all of us have a fucking duty to our country.
>oh but my country is cucked
Then uncuck it, spend every minute of your life bettering yourself and your countrymen, have a family you love, friends you rely on, and never surrender to the tides of international kikery
You will never belong to anywhere else except your home. Your blood is not asian, your family not japanese. You will never find the acceptance you crave. That acceptance can only be found through securing the existence of our people and a future for white children.

404. MEXTwouldn't handle visas anyway, so low effort、

Da fuk?
You mean the japs want to have gaijins on their island?
Is this the Fukin twilight zone?

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I'm 100% sure there are doujins about this exact situation. Have the Japs finally lost the ability to discern reality from fantasy?

No, but Jow Forums posters apparently have.
Come on, even Poe's Law has its limits.

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ITT: idiots who think this is real.