So, Jow Forums, have you taken an online quiz yet to tell you who to vote for??

Parents name their kids anything these days. I give her credit for dating a guy who looks like he should be an incel.

>I only care about popular things.

This board is just satire mate.

Based and redpilled

>Jow Forums is a board of peace
you're right

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Even your post?

That's how I live my life. Completely satirical.

>ave you taken an online quiz yet to tell you who to vote for??
Absolutely

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>Do you think our country's borders should be protected?
>yes
>You would like voting Democrat, because they agree that immigrants should enter the country legally.
>Though Republicans also believe this, they think that all immigrants should be shot on sight and their children kept in cages.

Well no... but that’s the satire part? Get it?

>not image searching the candidates and instantly knowing which one to vote for

I took it in 2016 and got 98% Trump

Must interface with server, download update, know who to vote for.

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No

>Isidewithquiz
Upload complete
restart
y/n

the irony of this place is that it's always right. but that's the irony.

>the machine
>it tells me what to do

>there are people who unironically do this

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Liberal.talkingPoints.forEach(point)=>
{
self.agree(point)
}

Social.Twitter.post(`After much deliberation and research, I have decided to vote for ${Liberal.defaultPosition}. Now I can finally have a say in what goes on in this country!`)

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Took it for giggles.
....Is Ben Shapiro considering running in 2020? Why the fuck is he in these results?

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Use some fucking semicolons you fucking mong!

>John Kasich, second result
Why are you here?

Maybe he's a food enthusiast

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Women = the ultimate NPCs.

Thats why the sxstem.panders to them.

online political quizzes are traps to get dumb goyim to throw their vote away by getting them to support a third party candidate

Yes

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Because I totally know all of Kasich's policies are and unquestioningly support them based on a yes/no quiz. I'll do some reading but I'm assuming I don't have much in common with his stances. I always come out of these quizzes with fucked results. According to the wobsite everything that we agree on, he has a sidenote that I disagree with. It's "Yes but" on everything that matters to me while I usually only get Yes/No.

I am now a Cruz missile.

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Drumpf

>sees kys post
>actually thinks someone will do it
>doesn't think about the relative lack of livestream suicides on Jow Forums
Did you kill yourself when you saw that post? Clearly you forgot to kill yourself because you're still posting. I expect a stream link shortly, faggot.

Fpbp but unironically

this, I've been voting based off looks for years. Especially during primaries etc. I'm always right.

Mainly plebbit tards who can't tell sarcasm unless the post has a /s at the end of it.

yessir

>not letting your wife's son fill your ballot.

BASED

The fuck is she on about, she is voting for that nig nog, she was already down ballot Democrats from day one. Stupid bitch shilling for some data harvesting website.

FPBP

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I'm sure that no matter what you answer, it will tell you that you side with the democrat

Huh
Not really

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God y'all niggas hunt for info

If you're going to be anything, be thorough

this

remind me again why we gave women right to vote

Wtf I'm a Jew lover

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It's fitting that 75% honesty is next to Shapiro, because he red pills about everything but the Jews, who he is in severe denial about.

truth

So here is the problem. What these faggots say they support doesn't show in their voting habits. Saying and doing is two different things. Ben Shapiro would fuck us over for Israel.

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Jow Forums might try to trick you into making mustard gas in your mom's kitchen, but they'll never try to convince you to take dick because 'you might like it'.
Media will tell you to sleep around waste money on crap and bonk a black person to assage your white guilt while Jow Forums will tell you to wait for a decent girl (or get a hooker, depending on age) spend money wisely and they'll tell you the terrifying rates of STDs in the black community.

bp.

Yep, said I had to write in Pat Buchanan.

i get all my information from the npcron

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I would question whether anyone here should do the quiz in the event that they're datamining, unless the scorecard and questions can be answered and scored manually by you?

Is there anyone still out there who actually falls for this sleazy manipulative crap? This is all they do... prey on young minds to exploit and co-opt.

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lol'd

fucking xeno scum

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>Mike Pence is top pick
>followed by benny boy
wat

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>online quiz
red all the way down

What kinda faggot votes.

Voting is consenting to let someone speak for you... like a woman.

>Denial
Nah breh, he's way too intelligent to not know exactly what goes on amid his yid allies.

>Ben Shapiro would fuck us over for Israel.

Wha wha what?

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