HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

AHAHAHA

La cucaracha beto is squished

I want this fucker to lose already. I'm so sick of these cuck signs everywhere.

This is some Obama-tier shit. I can't believe he actually did that.

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wtf! but we Video Taped him ROLLERBOARDING in a fast food parking lot!!!!
IT DOESN'T GET MORE HIP AND WITH IT THAN THAT!

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lads....November...... dems getting btfo soon

it's happening

>The path to our future is paved in the blood of the smug, the self righteous and the stupid shooting themselves in the foot.

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yikes from me dawg

upon my NPC chair

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EVERYONE I KNOW; GOES AWAY...IN THE END

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guess he never watched the Simpson episode with Poochie

darkness is another name for lilith
she's not a friend. you fucking morons
are so easily mislead.

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Tony Hawk’s Pro Race Baiter

How fucking tone deaf are democrats in 2018?

Another half of balance. Not a diety in and of herself.

Democrats will turn on Beto like they turned on Avenatti and the best part is that it's not even Beto's fault they let their delusions get the better of them.

He tried so hard, and got so far...

...BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T REALLY MAAAATTER

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>*skateboards on stage*
>"Cowabunga dudes! Ted Cruz can eat my shorts! Who here likes BLIINK 182?????"

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They tried to push "Pokemon Go to the polls!" in 2016. If anything this is slightly better.

How much money have they spent on this race alone????

((Seems like reproduction,happiness, loss and the fruit might be related in many stories.))

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IT'S NOT OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS!!!!!
DON'T LET THEM MAKE YOU THINK YOU DON'T NEED TO VOTE ON TUESDAY!!!
GO FUCKING VOTE GOP ANONS!

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White Obama
lol

lol blue wave

He wasn't expected to win Texas anyway.
Hell, the DNC wants their money back for the races that they could win now.

I'm voting red except for Larry Sharpe on the ny ticket
I wish I could have anything libertarian in this overtaxed dumpster fire..

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Already voted straight R myself. Fuck everyone one of these demonrat socialists.

Ted Cruz was the most beatable candidate ever.
Beto captures the youth vote, brings in tons of money...and has the shittiest views Texans have ever seen.
Nice job, faggot.

daily reminder that if you vote straight ticket in TX you are unironically voting for George P. Bush as well.

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The DNC didn't give him any money. They are broke.

Theyre the party if literally children because their stupid enough to brainwash into acting against their own interests.

>elect super anti white government
>enact communism which will steal evergthing you own
>literally give your country to foreigners who despise you
>destroy your own future
>im on a skateboard fellow goyim!

These people are dangerous on a very real level.

Kek

I voted against Bush in the primary because fuck the Bushes. He's still better than a democrat though.

Sittin' on the dock of the bay...

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I did to here in Texas but seriously, the Texas GOP and Abbott need to get off their asses and tell people to go vote!. The fact that Beta even got as close as his did is a wake up call. How the Fuck can Abbott be like at 60% but Cruz is only like 5 points ahead.

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Vote for Farley she’s based

Well, apparently, they were begging for money or something.

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad.

what in the unholy fuck is this gay ass shit?

>How the Fuck can Abbott be like at 60% but Cruz is only like 5 points ahead
Because white liberals from out of state fell for the Beta meme, but don't find Valdez appealing. I know that makes no sense, but that's literally how these people operate.

They were begging him for money because he has a ton and they have none because nobody trusts them after what they did in 2016. Massive amounts of Democratic money are going into unwinnable districts this election because people are donating directly to the campaigns.

Still, it's fucking fishy. Cruz needs to up his fucking game. I know waaay too many people voting for Beta.

I'll look into her

The whole illegal caravan debacle with Beta 'O NuMale won't make a difference to the retards who were already going to vote for him. Leftists (and to a greater extent, moderates and centrists) are fucking idiots.

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Ahhh, I see

73 million that they admit to. So probably more than that

Ted Cruz supporters think Beto was trying to get their votes? HAHAHAH Beto is trying to get the young liberal majority to replace you.

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Remember when Democrats made fun of Paul Ryan for his dorky weightlifting pictures?

not bad.

>HAHAHAHA
Classic cringeposting.

>How the Fuck can Abbott be like at 60% but Cruz is only like 5 points ahead
If you had read the article that OP's image refers to, then you would know why.

true that. land commissioner or some crap.

nice

There's a significant amount of people that are liberal/left-leaning moderates that don't normally vote but will vote for Beta which is boosting his numbers. They buy into in a cult-like which similar to how people fell for Obama. Valdez is a shitty speaker and running a horrid campaign which is why she, as well as the other statewide candidates, isn't getting any real traction. There will be plenty of people that show up to only vote for Beto and not necessarily any other democrat.

>Cruz needs to up his fucking game.
Cruz has don't anything wrong imo. He's run his campaign the right way and gone with the strategy I think is the most effective. That is basically calling Beta a whackjob liberal (supports open borders, taking away guns and so on) who is out of touch with Texas (which he is) and can't be trusted to weild power.

Fucking Christ, how many more 2nd rate politicians can the Bush family produce?

LET THE COWARDS HIT THE FLOOR user. This is a board of peace, and, in fact, a pool safety forum.

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>herp dee derp still better dan dem democrats doough!
This is the mentality that is killing our country.

I-Its fine guys! A-And thats a g-good thing...yaas? :l

vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/11/4/18061696/texas-early-voting-beto-orourke-ted-cruz

>Young liberal majority

>Republicans
>Reasonable
Faggots won't reason on anything and keep moving the goalpost until they get what they want.

Next you're going to tell me Texas isn't the home of streers and queers.

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Democrats are no different than marxists at this point. I don't necessarily like republicans but a vote for a democrat is a vote to destroy the country.

>There's a significant amount of people that are liberal/left-leaning moderates that don't normally vote but will vote for Beta which is boosting his numbers.

Well I hope there are GOPers/right-leaning moderates that go vote for Cruz then.
It's gonna be a shit show if some wacky progressive wins Texas.

>Oh the dramatic irony of the other side.

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Yes, and he deserved every bit of it for being a faggot.

Neither are republicans
How you may wonder?
>Have 2 years in controlling the house and sentate, plus a republican president
>Do absolutely nothing except make sure Israel gets their 38 billion shekels
Either way you're fucked. The only difference is the democrats stab you in the front.

That's the trouble with progressives, they want to proceed even if it means destruction.

they are trying to lose honestly
who in the fuck thought this would work
what kind of idiot agreed to it
i cannot believe for one second ONE single second they would try to win with a stunt like this

what happened?

Checked, and kinda based as being kinda clingy as a teen too.

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This is the environment the dems have created.
Beto can’t pander to the white conservative lest he risk angering his base. Remember straight white men are evil. This is the lefts doctrine.

They are the party of
>KILL WHITEY !!!!!
and trick kids into voting for us so we can.

Hence the skateboard.

Paul Ryan's wife is a flaming liberal too.

kys Texas cuck boy

I chuckled for a solid minute after reading that. Fucking kek

is this worse than when shillary paid a fucking mariachi band to appear at one of her events?

Yeah, like can we get a link to the actual article?

>controlling the house and sentate
source? are shills trying to memory hole john mccain this quickly

you're senses are off there bucko, guess again.

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WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU BETO

PINK CLOUD HAS NOW TURNED TO GRAY HEEEEYYYYY

>Source?
Uh, fucking reality? The republicans have controlled the Senate, White House, and House for 2 fucking years. Stop making excuses for why they've failed to achieve anything except gibs for Israel and "triggering the libs."

He's running for President in 2020

What about Jeb's heroin addicted daughter, when will it be her turn?

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>GUHUUHUUHUUUU TEXAS WAS SUPOSED TO EB PURPLE HUU HUU

Every good little leftist on this site should go pick their teeth up out of my lawn.

Way to lose a fight effortlessly. One-sidedly. Badly.

Abbott is likeable. Everyone hates Cruz