Mfw born on earth again

Fuggg

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GODDAMMMMIIIIIIIIIITT

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>implying you can be born anywhere else
>implying you can be physically born again
>implying Jesus Christ isnt The Truth, The Way and The Light

Poor bastards. I'm glad my mom resisted Dr. Shekelbergs (((advice)))

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Welcome back, son

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Fuck off Canada

>implying you could pull the thorn from your brother's eye when you have a leaf in your own.
it was still funny, leave him alone.

>Implying God is this much of a dick
near-death.com/reincarnation/research/ian-stevenson.html

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Not my quote but...

"It is good you are repulsed by such sights. Life is disgusting, and horrid. We scream and cry at birth, it is the first thing we do, it is painful for both mother and child. How telling is that? How fucking symbolic is that? Our very first moments on earth are downright nightmarish. This truly is hell."

Why are we remembering this life though

>born too late to die bathed in the gore of heathen scum
>born too early to die bathed in the gore of xeno scum
>born just in time to make fun of phytoestrogen rich legume consumption on the internet

Bless your beautiful mother with a huge hug, tell her a that A FUCKING LEAF loves her too

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Looks like you won't get to be the little girl in your next life either. Stash that rope, boys.

4 miteyy

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MOTHERFUCKER

SLIT MY THROAT DOC.......NOW!!!!!

Fuck off Canada

hawt

26th post best post

>tfw you've been here before and you have to try again

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awwww

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And this time youre black

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That’s exactly how I said it too.

>yfw reincarnated as cat

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TEST

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Imagine living through this fucking shit life and then being born again having to spend another lifetime on this fucking rock.

Should've been a good boy when you had the chance.

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I have some literature for you.

jordanbpeterson.com

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nice meme but mine has gnus in it

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so surreal. my brain kept thinking that it was looking at a 3d animation because it honestly thought that was the more plausible option.

>imagine
We don't have to

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youtu.be/F5H97xHSlvc

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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I'm honestly not sure that was real because having been present at three births, it was MUCH, I mean WAYYYYYYY the fuck too tidy. All the childbirths I witnessed were bloody and messy as fuck. The mother often shits from the pushing, for example. And there's a ton of blood.

???

Being a pupper would be fun.

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I'm a christian and I'm pretty convinced about reincarnation.

>mine has gnus in it

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Imagine if reincarnation is real and when you die and are born again you have you memories of your previous life before they are shortly wiped from your mind.

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That doggo knows what the other side of that pillow looks like, and it's dissppointed in you.

All my daki’s are PG13 and pure! Only a sick degenerate would buy a lewd Kanna

Looks like an Irish sheepdog breed.

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That he is.

My farming relatives have a dog exactly like that named Pippin. Incredibly friendly speedy mutt.

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CAN you buy those? asking for a friend...

I am always afraid I will be born in a garbage dump in a third world country.

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Got that at weeb con for $40

Border Collie masterrace

Eternal return > reincarnation
It's deja vu all over again

Is it weird that I found this beautiful?

Spring loaded in the womb
Prepared to race straight for my tomb

Dodging all the toilet and strife
Unaware it's the spice of life

Now here they lay my decrepit bones
Afraid of life, I dwelled alone

Next time I'll wind the spring tighter
Next time I'll turn to fight her

That would suck to find out when you die you are just reborn on Earth again LOL

Someone converted their VHS home movies to digital.

not this life. not again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That's your hospital births for you, bro. They're lying on their backs instead of using fucking GRAVITY (HURR DURR) to remove the kid.

Notice how the webm lady pulled up her legs and then pushed down to add force. Much different than having a gyno pulling on baby necks and shit.

Pls no

Fuck...

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If you retained all you know right now and carried it over to a new life that begins the second your old body died, what would you do?

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Yes. She's giving birth on livestream and she nearly drops the fucker on his head so she can get a better shot for more thotbux. That's about as grotesque as something can get.

An hero

Tell my parents they should have invested in Bitcoin.

>mfw my life has been so shit when I get to heaven I'm never coming back to this shitty fucking planet ever.
>EVER
>No God you can't make me go back there
>What do you mean I have a debt to pay? What do you mean I still have to do shit there.
>I can't go back. You can't make me go back to that planet. Do you know how terrible it is there?
>NO. Stop. Don't bring me back there.
>No. NOOOOOOO
>*Born again as a nigger*
>mfw

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the ride never ends
an eternity of reincarnation
as a loser
forever

my theory regarding parallel universes:

we are all one, meaning I am you, you are me, infinite amount of times on infinite points within an infinite multiverse.

devote the entire life to spiritual practice and the attainment of knowledge

Reincarnation existed in early Christianity.

another shit roll

game has too much rng

also, nice thread you got here

>being this naive
>falling for the reincarnation meme
>not knowing Hebrews 9:27 “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:”

PREACH! No time like the present.

Childbirth by it's own right is beautiful, but this camshow is just degenerate.

reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=iSmqBIf2zH0

>mfw return to the source

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Think about it: the zoomers don't even know what this picture is.

this

>not knowing Hebrews 9:27 “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:”

>Matthew 11:14 And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Elijah who was to come.

Many are reincarnated, myself included. The Bible has contradictions, face it.

Does the lining between asshole and vagina split??????

Good thing that if you follow the light none of this will ever happen and you will go to paradise.

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not if you are born in china

worst time to be born again too. fuckin drew the short stick.

You can go to paradise and still choose to come back. Why? To impress God and say "thanks" to Him, basically. You can learn the best stuff by earning it through living here.

Fuck what an awful thought. At least let me come back as an animal or something

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The stuff is an illusion. If a pneumatic spirit wishes to return it's only for the purpose of helping to free others from their bondage.

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>swim goggle eye protection

good safety precaution