Ruin the Telethon for America

This is possibly going to be the greatest shitposting event of all time. At 9pm ET November 5th. A huge group of left wing celebrities are hosting a telethon telling people to vote (democrat).
If you are american you can pledge a vote on the website and possibly get a call from one of the celebrity shills.
Every Jow Forums poster in America needs to sign up for this NOW.
If you get a call you thank the lefty celebrity for reminding you to vote because you are very supportive of REPUBLICAN policies and Donald Trump.
They aren't asking for money, just votes.
So promise them lots of votes, all Republican.
Also, if they do live calls on the night. Call up and pledge to vote republican, or if you are lucky enough to get on air, give them redpills.

Monday Evening, November 5th at 9pmET / 6pmPT
THE TELETHON FOR AMERICA
powered by When We All Vote.
telethonforamerica.com/

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Launched by Michelle Obama’s non-partisan, non-profit campaign “When We All Vote”, the first-ever “The Telethon For America” is set to air live November 5 on YouTube, Facebook Live, and Comedy Central Online — but this telethon has a goal of raising zero dollars.

Created by comedian-actor Ben Gleib, “The Telethon For America” is the first telethon in history that isn’t looking to raise money. The singular goal of the event is to take pledges to increase voter turnout. The telethon will feature live performances, comedy, music, pre-taped segments, and interaction with a celebrity phone bank who will be calling out to fans and potential voters to ensure they will vote in the midterms on November 6.

Those expected to appear are Amy Schumer, Jim Jefferies, Jane Fonda, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Judd Apatow, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lil Rel, Chelsea Handler, Ashley Benson, Adam Devine, Ben Gleib, Whitney Cummings, Russell Peters, Alyssa Milano, Jeff Ross, YouTube Stars Lilly Singh & Olga Kay, Sophia Bush, Tom Arnold, Aisha Taylor, Minnie Driver, Erik Griffin, Debra Messing, Jackie Tohn, Connie Britton, and a whole roster of others.

“The Telethon For America” will air on November 5 at 6 pm PT & 9 pm ET. Executive Producers are Ben Gleib, Neil Mandt, Hannah Linkenhoker, Rick Sorkin and Barry Katz. YouTube, Lyft, and ICM Partners are presenting sponsors. The telethon will be produced by Gleib’s Neurotic Gangster Productions, BC Live, Mandt Bros Productions, Barry Katz Entertainment, and YouTube.

Bumping for potential

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If you ameribros pull this operation off and they air a bunch of calls reminding people to vote Republican this will cause some amazing uproar.

Just imagine, call after call of happy excited people pledging to vote Republican and the triggered angry leftist celebrity shills getting angrier and angrier and becoming visibly distressed all live for our viewing pleasure.

Keep those bumps coming bro, Jow Forums needs to see this.

It's a huge opportunity.

When they answer say, "Who are you? I thought a celebrity was supposed to call."

this looks fun.

Finally, some fun on Jow Forums. Have a bump.

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>Every Jow Forums poster in America needs to sign up for this NOW.
"every american Jow Forums user needs to doxx themselves"

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It's not a crime to support the Republican party faggot.

>group of left wing celebrities are hosting a telethon telling people to vote (democrat).

dear god are these people insufferable

>If you ameribros pull this operation off and they air a bunch of calls reminding people to vote Republican this will cause some amazing uproar.

yeah like they are going to allow those on the air

kek

its natalie portman

who?

It's live.

sage responsibly

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>giving these faggots your information

It's live on youtube and shit. Just act excited to pledge to vote and meet a celeb you love and then reveal you are going to vote republican if they let you on air.
Classic bait and switch.

Even if you don't let you on air you will trigger the people taking calls by expressing your support for Republicans and you will get to see them reacting and becoming distressed.

Just imagine one of these hollywood cucks cracks and starts yelling when they recieve their tenth call in a row supporting Trump.

"LIVE"
the key will be to sound authentic

example
"when i saw what was happening to this country, i just had to vote"
celeb nods "yes i know"
"You know its all those poor immigrants headed to the border...terrible"
celeb in agreement "yes yes"
"That why we have to seal up those borders and vote STRAIGHT RED BABY WOOOOOOO!"
celeb "um what?"

this is a golden opportunity. bump.

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MAKE IT HAPPEN FAGGOTS

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This is gold

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Lol I'm not giving those niggers my phone number

I hope someone says HItler did nothing wrong

>Just imagine one of these hollywood cucks cracks and starts yelling when they recieve their tenth call in a row supporting Trump.

YES YES
pic of me imagining celeb distress

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Hey, faggot not in this country...why don't u buy a 2200 ticket and come tell some liberal fucks That? They will make it a crime as soon as they can enact their f
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Done..

Be listening, then. If I get the call, you're gonna hear some shit.

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And that's when I turned the corner, grabbed a beer, and fuck her right in the pussy

yeah we just got a call from cell phone 555 xxx 4344 traceback to randy john from texas saying "hitler did nothing wrong"

this is either a glow in the dark saying this or an idiot

dude you have to sound authentic
every live show has at least a 5 minute delay

Use a fake name and a neighbour's address. You have to have a legit number though.

If you want a call from a celeb probably best to use some college address and an ethnic minority sounding name.

>not telling people to vote democrat and telling a story about your trans wife's son

the autists in here will shit on their chance
they wont even be able to contain their spergness enough to get on air.

it;ll be
"hi thanks for calling celeb for democrats..."
"HEIL HITLER" *CLICK*
"HHEHE, I GOT THEM!"
"...if youd like to speak to a celebrity of your choice price #"

Based straya with the lookout

>Executive Producers are Ben Gleib, Neil Mandt, Hannah Linkenhoker, Rick Sorkin and Barry Katz.
>Gleib
>Mandt
>Linkenhoker
>Sorkin
>Katz
5/5, I'm signing up, Bruce

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That'd be noice too. There's plenty of shitpost potential here. Get creative with it.

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>I hope someone says HItler did nothing wrong
someone must do this

what needed are a set of call scripts
shit that hits all the emotional notes and end flat with "im voting red"

NO, we need to be a lot more subtle. we need to act like the most retarded democrats in existence; talk about Trump being a literal nazi, then talk about wanting to disposes and concentrate republicans in camps away from us normal people.

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>(((Natalie Portman)))
>(((Amy Schumer)))

We need to run a telecon general starting in the morning

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this could also work
but dammned is Jow Forums knows how to be sutble

>call up as mexican
>talk about how worried you are because you just want good honest work but "these people" won't let you get a job to take care of your family
>reveal these people are illegal immigrants taking your jobs

brilliant

Bumping for the prospect of fun.

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Get on it bras, I'm am but a humble australian shitposter raising awareness about this shit. It is on you Burgers now to do what must be done.

I signed up for this. I made my name sound super spiccy so I might get a diversity call

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>A telethon
This is an idea right out of 1976. The Democrat party is run by fossils.

make sure to use the accent and talk about how you just finished siesta and you're still tired

Means we can use old raid techniques though, which is a) easy so anons will do it b) lulzy because it can be so very detailed by intelligent anons. Also means likleyhood of getting v& is super-slim. This has potential guys let's fucking ruin it.

glow in dark alert

If I get called I am just gonna shill for the gas tax repeal vote

You must understand this entire thing will be scripted from top to bottom and OP is a niggerfaggot. There will be no calls on air except for the ones the've prerecorded.

Not worth giving up my number though.

>>A telethon
>This is an idea right out of 1976. The Democrat party is run by fossils.
Gen X here can confirm. I enjoyed many (((Jerry Lewis))) telethons.
I am fairly certian this will be pre recorded/troll proof, but I hope I am wrong

Pssst, your newfag is showing. Try to blend in a little better; knowing past events people might mention helps here.

Besides, Hal Turner was arguably more epic if I were to reference a literal FBI plant who got raided.

>still believing live tv is live

use a google voice #

NO NO NO NO
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS

the new hip thing is text a thons where you text lazy zoomers to go vote
What would you have me do. Say 1488 gas the kike celebs?

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What are you, new?

Someone go on and do a long-winded ramble about their tubes being filled with enormous amounts of material.

use the burner app then faggot. You fucking zoomers dont have the gumption to troll like we did back in my day

If someone doesn't fresh prince them this newfag lot are officially the worst 4ch generation ever.

yeah totally screaming nigger nigger is going to get you on air

this has potential
if only payphones where still a thing
anyone know where I can get a burner?

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be subtle fucktards,either act like a super crazy liberal
or give them a sincere message, pull them along and then tell them youre voting red at the end.

google voice

No, you play along until you're on air, then you go full fucking autist. You people clearly missed every fucking raid we've ever done or something. This is how you get results. They've been fucking with this place enough, let's fuck right back in the way they can't even deal with, they can't debate or argue. Let's give them a relationship taste of 4ch. And if they actually do open lines on the show, we tell /b/.

Come on, let's raid like it's the old days. Prepare your best memes.

Call in saying the most insane shit about being trans and hating white people.

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Call in as a black israelite

They'll get enough of those anyway, it's the democrats

That's the spirit. All these reddit newfags are worried about "optics". Who gives a fuck, we're Jow Forums remember? The cesspool of the internet.

We ruin the normie leftists event, we laugh, they get mad and condemn and we laugh more.

why do certain phenotypes of jews look very ape-like? ron pearlman is another good example

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>jewgle
no

At least someone gets the idea. If you go full autist and speak only in memes, they literally can't deal.

Hey Tom, put a load of pencils in your mouth and say "gentlemen"

What are the chances of it actually being live? If they were the least bit logical about it they would have a delay of 5 or so minutes to screen all calls for cases like this. But knowing dumb kikes and their hubris, I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was live and they can't comprehend the possibility of opposition trolling them.

No, you play along until you're on air, then you go full fucking autist.

im agreeing with you faggot
im talking about the niggers who will sperg out as soon as the phone is answered

Maybe but playing up the worst aspects could turn off the semi normal people that might be watching

bump
fuck optics we're goin in

Call in as a hispanic that is retaking the land

there are several scenarios
- its really live even with a delay then we will have a field day
-its live delayed and the producer off in the studio will only select the
"vote" democrat to stop the repubs clips
-its live BUT everyone calling and being let unto the air is fake


first option, if you really want to get on air
be gay,muslim, transgendered combo bonus if your all three

>I don't use anything that is run by jews
Literally, everything is run by jews you paranoid boomer. Why are you censoring yourself on the behalf of the jews you hate so much.

The response to jews banning things or condemning you should always be to call them out on their own platform right to their hook noses. Not hiding in the dark out of fear of jewish anger.

Fuck the jews they can't do shit anyway. They are frail and weak and small in number.

Call as a jew and say you are voting democrat because you have a black girlfriend and even though your family has constantly told you to break up with her because she's not jewish you are going to marry her anyway.

There's no fucking way they're this dumb, right? I can't wait until shit hits the fan.

>Call as a jew and say you are voting democrat because you have a black girlfriend and even though your family has constantly told you to break up with her because she's not jewish you are going to marry her anyway.

oh vey

see

with this being an Obama non profit organizer, and Obama on the "campaign trail" or whatever the fuck it is hes doing, HOW THE FUCK is this acceptable? An ex president actually campaigning, not just doing some 1 off "i approve of this dude" appearance? leave it to the first black president to not know when its time to go and shut up.

lmao they think they're actually popular
this will be the telethon version of a Trump rally

Yeah for sure. This has serious potential.

the people to be given calls are all pre-selected. do not fall for it.

Whitney Cummings? I'll vote however she wants me to if I can see those tits.

so be it. why are butterknives and koala sodomizers making so many posts about this? really captivates my cashews.

How dare you? The king of Wakanda can do whatever he pleases!

>I'm voting democrat so that Wakanda can finally reveal itself to the world and doesn't have to stay hidden from Blumpf

nice summary, my thoughts as well.
I don't have high hopes but we have to try.

her surgeon can bolt a pair on you too.

Realistically, it'll probably be a mix of the second and third scenarios that you hypothesized. It'll be on a delay, and they'll sprinkle in a few plants along with heavily vetted random callers.

The people running this shit look young, though. I really hope that this is their first rodeo, and that this'll become the next great event of 2018.

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this desu
my sides