You have 10 seconds

I say "oh goodness" when I drop things.

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I know how to swim

my skin is white and I sunburn easily

I'm human

I think that means you're gay

to too two

accept except

affect effect

I speak fluent English.

Big dick and I don’t start every defense of white peoples actions with telling you so.

I am a member of my college republicans chapter

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>inb4 irish arent white

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could be a poo

I am not on the down low.

I enjoy craft beer and hiking.

fuck off mutt

I say birTHday.

nazi Germany checked alll my family members back then

I use lotion to jack off. Not on my ashy elbow

Please to be noticing sir I said >fluent

I eat so much edam and cheddar, dear God, I love my opa and oma Dutch as fuck

I think water is spicy.

you are a jew with a mangled dick that cannot self lubricate

you're not white

Can drink milk+ resist urges to rape

I have a job worth over 70k+ and I didn't need to blackmail anyone to get it.

i started soldering with 10 and wasn't featured in a newspaper article

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I was sad when my local grocer ran out of Veuve Clicquot and have made do with Taittinger. It is a slightly cheaper bottle though, so I've made up the difference with some chevre and crackers as I work away on this latest batch of historical research.

I haven’t fucked all members of my family.

I like Mayonaise

>I know my credit score
>I have beyond a high school degree
>I have a 401k and make contributions to it
>I know my father and have a healthy relationship with him

Here's the ultimate test for whiteness

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Can I ASK you a question?

I order my steak medium rare.

Boom.

well im a quarter philipino so i guess it doesnt matter.

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I vote Republican

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all true of gooks.

I feel bad for poor people.

Pink nipples
Non-shit coloured eyes

I have an Irish ancestor so unfortunately I’m not white.

If I visited a jail, I’d know NO ONE.

I know who my father is and culture

I have more than 10k in my savings

I can drink milk and not have any ill effects after.

I don't qualify for state benefits.

lol fag

>no stds
>will not be shot before age 25
>never robbed anyone
>never grabbed my crotch during an argument

Asians are honorary whites

I’m my wife’s son hero.

I own property not given to me by the government or subsidised in anyway.

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>healthy relationship
Not
>I was beaten heavily by my father until I got into med school

Living in Japan and using Jow Forums

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Ugh, so cliche to drink VC

that just means your're not from alabama nigger

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Only some.

My wife’s son is biologically mine

Unless you’re an island spic you’re partially huwite, anyways fuck island niggers.

Just my cousin. She was hot.

I sleep with Asian woman

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Whites Vote Republican
Jews Vote Democrat

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I am white enough to be able to afford all the game consoles and a PC

Niggers fuck anything. This isn’t a qualifier

I have yellow fever.

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I’m actually really, really dark.

Weebs are white by definition
but are they human?

I wave to every person I see on my daily commute.

So you like women with boys bodies, got it you fucking degenerate.

I like cheese!

Based

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Here, a thick goddess for you.

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Get the fuck out of here you brown eyed mutts.

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I talk in a normal tone and volume of voice so as to respect the people around me.

Dated a Chinese qt for a couple years, which thankfully has been over for a while now. When I was at the airport last week, I saw a 5 year old chinese girl with almost the exact same face as her. Shit creeped me out, and turned me off of asian girls all together.

i'm italian and can drink milk.

they are.... evolving!

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I'm a nigger. Wha'chu gonna do white boy?

Get on my level, lowly human.

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>know how to use napkin
>pursuing two careers not related to each other
>wash my hands
>know how to cook meat
>have a smart dog
>dogs like me
>good at swimming
>drink water

I survive on mac n cheese, whats your point?

Inbred south is a myth
It is Kikes who are inbred
and provable when examining their DNA
Heck i can't even think of an inbred southerner
With jews you just name a jew and you named an inbred

I can't be openly proud of my heritage.

that proves you are either jewish or a good goyim

Based

He's saying that in relation to the whole "hurr Italians aren't white" shit.

cutfag

C3PO is that you?

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Based Nord exposing kikery with his mighty quints.

i have brown curly hair

Asian girls throw themselves at me.