>The creator of the meme, who goes by the pen name “Bryan Machiavelli,” told The New York Times he charges $200 an hour for his “memetic warfare consulting” services.
>they unironically wrote and published an article like this with interactive infographics and shit
What in the world are these people doing? How do they take themselves seriously and are not ashamed? Unemployed drifters add more value to society than these fucking useless clowns.
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>told The New York Times he charges $200 an hour for his “memetic warfare consulting” services
Damn, I wanna become a memetic warfare consultant too
>jobs not mobs
>not with jews you lose
I dont think they really reached the far right fringe
>memetic warfare
>they blame it on reddit
Oh man I am laffin.
Yes, the evil alt-right fringe site of reddit.
Hode up
>he charges $200 an hour for his “memetic warfare consulting” services.
>mfw I do it for free
>this feedback loop
Thanks for the feedback loop.
+NY TIMES BEGONE+
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>The creator of the meme, who goes by the pen name “Bryan Machiavelli,” told The New York Times he charges $200 an hour for his “memetic warfare consulting” services.
stop spamming tis shit in every tread what the fuck is your problem?
Just contact the clients of these scammers and send them the link to knowyourmeme.com.
Braphog spotted
Faggot. I'll do it for $100 an hour.
>tfw the former first lady is posting Jow Forumstier garbage.
>when you have to make up characters to assassinate
memetic warfare consultant is not something I could put on my CV desu
They wouldn't have had to break it down like that if the left could meme.
>$200 an hour for meme warfare consulting.
dude probably said it as a joke, and they published it because that's the kind of thing tabloids do.
>distended porcine gas bags, skewered atop flatus harvesting nozzles
Joyce-tier writing there
We control the memes of production
Meme warriors are preparing stockpiles of zero-day memes for the coming war in 2020 and you libtards have no chance.
I already have my power amplifiers made for every Major movie coming out in the next two years, I will leech Hollywood’s dark engry and my meme spread will be unstoppable and I will be a new sky magician
Hello my name is Evan Baum and I invented many hot memes. For the low, low consultation fee of $600,000 per event--the Clinton Special--I can give speech presentations with full pie-graph and motivational POWER POINT on how to meme like a professional.
>Bryan Machiavelli
Wagecucks not buttfucks
I'll do it for $150 an hour. I'm reasonable, but not a cheap whore like you sir.
I have been paid three times for my memetic services. I am the literal master of memes. For example I just glued my foreskin shut with superglue and pissed now my entire bell end is in horrific pain.
>Hello my name is Evan Baum and I invented many hot memes. For the low, low consultation fee of $600,000 per event--the Clinton Special--I can give speech presentations with full pie-graph and motivational POWER POINT on how to meme like a professional.
Kek
it's not even an exaggeration... this is what actually happened
Chill dude, it's his job. Good jobs in Russia are hard to find.
I love how the girl's Jewish eyes are so perfectly captured.
Ya same here. I got my degree on Jow Forums
>shooting blood from her snatch like a goddamn dinosaur about to eat Newman
>mfw
>aaand its fake
kys for spreading fake news you dirty shitjew
thats cheap, i routinely charge 800$ an hour, however i have a degree in meme generation, and a post doctorate in meme theory. I took all my courses online at Trump U. I now work at the firm Heartiste, Anglin and Youcis. I am still only a junior partner, but things are looking up.
PS I am just visiting for research purposes.
>fake too
why do you share and propagade faked tweets?
you arent better than democrats and lying jew rats
end yourself
Wow how long did it take you to figure out it was fake
THERES ALSO A REDDIT THREAD ON CANNIBALISM, SOLELY MODERATED BY SPEZ THE ADMIN. THESE RIGHT WING FREAKS NEED TO BE BANNED FROM THE INTENET! DOWN WITH RIGHT WING REDDIT!
"they are as bloodthirsty as they are thirsty" Great line.
>consulting
A job where you don't actually do shit, just talk out of your ass.
>Histerectomy
>Menses
Things that make you go hmmmm.
>wat
Almost made me choke on my breakfast.
They just don't get it, user. For that matter, they can't get it. They don't play. They're obsessed with power, money and esteem. There isn't a single thing in their high strung lives that they do for shits and giggles. For the lulz. It's just not there.
>holy spirit
>pickles
Holy shit son, I'm ded
>$200 an hour for his “memetic warfare consulting” services
I need to rethink my life choices
>OMG can you believe people we don't like are networking on the internet and actually getting shit done???
not bad
fake
>told The New York Times he charges $200 an hour for his “memetic warfare consulting” services.
didn't she have that thing where she is in constant pain from her uterus constantly shredding itself instead of just during menstruation? i doubt she had any control over her muscles when her meat flower garden was in constant spasm
>Memetic Warfare Consultation
Ahahahahahaha!
>$200/hr
*laughter stops*
Time to pad my resume.
Lol, why didn’t they ever pick apart Obama’s official commie slogans? Could they not cover up the stink of Bolshevism?
I think it's hilarious.
Knowing thy enemy is great, but showing yourself to the enemy is shit soup strategy. Look anywhere around the typical Leftist news site that's not desperately filled ad-space and you see links to what is typically common Leftist doctrine and slow news day filler. It's poisoning your own well... of poison.
Don;t forget to sage every time.
Pretty insightful. If and when the power hungry start spouting different shit, we'll probably still be here.
There are already npcs running around who were programmed by pol. They're annoying as fuck. Imagine an entire world like that.
you had to check if it was fake?
yes? look at these people they all fall for his faked news
those are NPCs man
even Jow Forums isn't immune to the NPC phenomenon
Hes doing a shit job if he says they get their memes from reddit everyone on the internet knows they steal our memes from the trump general on Jow Forums. All these over paid faggots.
test
No shit, you stupid autistic fuck.
mad i exposed your alex jones tier dogshit propaganda you inbred muttkid?
3chan has many many histories of this just like stuff.
>red dit taking the blame again
GO TEAM EBAUMSWORLD
lel wtf? don't ever respond to me again.
Here is a new slogan
Open your border
Open your door
Open you ass
man he got a good bounce on that, 8/10.
Hot sandwich
lel xD
mad
>I got my degree on Jow Forums
...and as soon as you send me the transcript fee I will release your transcripts so you can prove that you finished your /polmemefag/ course work.
Literally every Democrat ever.
This image is the dumbest fucking thing in the world
You realise that pro-Israel Jews are RIGHT WING, right?
You realise that left-wing people (Jews and gentiles) HATE Israel and think it's an apartheid state, right? Which is why they support the Boycott Divestment and Sanctions movement against Israel.
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU
i am worth $200?
wew lad i can finally pay for my job
I would hire you but you need at least 4 years experience in meme optimization
what is brapp barn?
Its hilarious how scared they are to mention Jow Forums sometimes. They know what fucken happens when they do.
there is literally nothing in the world more entertaining than a salty goy
Simply fantasising about and visualising the brap barns gets me diamonds
As a Democrat you're worth $200 in total, not per hour. Even then you're overpriced.
if you are good at something never do it for free
>he is too moronic to make an argument
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry i always forget to inlarp
you realize jews play both sides, right?
Very Pepe. Such rare. Wow.
I bet that faggot didn't even have a badge.
thank you for your service
I work for the NSA. I am what you would call a glownigger. Here at NSA, we have a multi-tier project involving this very Micronesian weather effigy carving forum. First we glean key user datapoints based on speed of captcha identification. We can tweak this in real-time sending never ending streams of sneaky little fire hydrants and motorcycles hidden behind poles and absolute shithole storefronts. This can also be used to thwart posting when our teams identify content that!shows us the poster is ready to an hero. We can push them to ragequit the post attempt very easily. Next tier is based on their aggregated input we can build never ending variations of AI generate threads more and more finely tuned to their interests. Once a psychological profile is built (compiled from information collected from all forums, not just Jow Forums) we can begin the work of making them do our bidding such as pushing them to cut their penis off as a statement of how brave they are etc. If we need a patsy shooter, our admin team partners with the Browaed County Sherriffs office, the DNC and the Clinton Foundation to build a dossier on the best most radicalized channer. Then we begin to tweak their catalog to show only blackpill threads that all lead to an heroing. We have hundreds of successful samples by now.
lmao
i wonder why they dont just come here?
I'll take mine without the Holy Spirit pls.
BOoooooombooooklaaaa!
You want me to believe that all political differences between Jewish people are purely fabricated, and that actually all Jewish people meet once a week to scheme how they can deceive dumb goyim?
Is that what you want me to believe?
Is this how retarded Nazi larpers are?