Brits to pay £52 for a “holiday license” to EU post Brexit

Is the EU just Britain's psycho ex at this point?

You've never been to Turkey have you kraut, you've probably never left Germany

Haha yes.

Pretty much, it's German jealousy coming thru again

> I know, lets tax our most frequent tourists"

Brits cause enormous property damage when on vacation. Those £52 will barely cover these damages.

God do you need a license to take a shit in bongland?

>we will charge you to come into our country and give us money
doesn't sound like a winning strategy.

I haven’t been to Turkey because I am not interested in Islamic countries where radical Islamists cut your head off if you make a joke about Muhammad.

Kinda. The sad thing is how many remainers have a weird masochistic attachment to these sort of sanctions,like it's divine punishment being meted out by a harsh but fair god. Obviously they're all wealthy enough that their lives won't be too seriously disturbed. They just want to see those awful low-class bigoted gammon suffer

how much did it cost to rebuild hamburg and dresden? keep this up and you might have to again.

cool, they can come over here. we love our bong brothers
btw, pay your debts kraut

Guess what, America uses this system. Except for Canadians, everyone needs a visa that costs US bucks... or these visa waiver online authorizations which also cost US bucks. They still got tourists.

Brits don’t have any bombers. Their military is pathetic. And their Brexit is a shitshow.

Best news ever, no more drunk British idiots in Krakow harassing school girls.

You lot already charge Brits for a “US vacation license” when they want to fly to Murrica.

Turkey is fucking awesome. I was there for a few months in 1915. Didn't really rate my time on the beach, though. I ended up sneaking away quietly.

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America actually has shit to offer people unlike the EU

that's called a "passport", achmed. humans use it to travel

Soon you're gonna need a licence for your licences.

Didn’t you lads get fucked on the beach in 1915? Oh wait... so same as now.

Good. It's their own fault for passing Brexit. Now they'll be confined to their country.

Nope, a passport isn’t enough to fly to the US. you ask 14 bucks for an ESTA license - that includes Brits.

Amerifag here, would vacation in EU for food alone.

Yeah, the great war and WW2 were a mess left the whole place in a tizzy

>cool, they can come over here. we love our bong brothers

You don't at all and this is probably the most inaccurate post in the history of Jow Forums but thanks anyway. I'd much rather go to North America than Europe but at this point everywhere is the same multicultural crater full of brown people so who even cares anymore.

NOW THE BRITS ARE TRAPPED ON THEIR SHITTY ISLAND FOREVER

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Almost as much as it costs to keep rebuilding those fire-damaged migrant centres, eh Klaus?

that's the white privillage tax soon to be announced

ohnooooo 14 bux for paperwork nooooooooo
pay your debts kraut

Underrated.

>Amerifag here
>would vacation in EU for food alone
of course you would you fat fuck

Behold, fear the mighty ross rifle.

Brumbrum Harry jew it again

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How did you guys fare on the beaches? By memory, not so good?

Fill your boots. You’re only cutting your nose off to spite your face, faggots. Most of continental Europe is a shit now anyways

Wouldn't Euro tourism crash?

He is not wrong. Problem is most brits realise they are not in their shithole and they can but alcohol 24/7 in most countries. So they drink like fucking animals and puke and piss everywhere after midnight.

No shit, but it's not like you have any room to talk while you stuff your face with poutine and donuts.

You're fucking damn right son!

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>ohnooooo 14 bux for paperwork nooooooooo

The principle is the same. 14 bucks for a license in the US, 52 britshekels for a license in the EU.

We are just more expensive, but the principle remains.

Get over it, still cheaper than Disney World.

Good to see Europe is willing to shoot itself in the foot to spite the Brits. I heard Brits like Florida. Come in the fall or spring.

>Wouldn't Euro tourism crash?
Nope. A lot of touristy places lose quality tourism because of British degenerates. Once Brits are gone, a lot of quality tourists will come back to the places Brits typically trash.

I really feel sorry for Florida.

> He actually believes this.

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pay your debts

Me too but that’s before the lower classes of this country go there.

>I heard Brits like Florida.
1. Brits don't have the money for a flight to Florida
2. Brits don't have the money for hotels in Florida
3. Brits can't drink and publically vandalize Florida without being arrested

Brits won't go to Florida. My guess is they will go to Ukraine or Turkey or Egypt.

>poutine and donuts

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Protip - EU -> UK tourism counts for about 1/11th of the UK's economy. Brexit will hurt the UK way more than the EU, even if Britfags stop going.

This,, tbqh. I'd choose semi-decent loud Germans instead of drunken Anglo cretins. They are getting banned from several hotels and hostels in Eastern Yurop due to their usual behavior.

Europe: Venice, Forum Romanum, Acropolis, St. Peter's basilica, thousands of museums with Western art classics etc etc
America: Disneyland
And Frenchies have that fucking thing too.

>pretending to dislike your country's favorite foods

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>EU -> UK tourism
That's roasties going to London to meet British Muslim men. It's a big business for roasties, not sure if it is a big business for the UK.

Europe: rapefugees
America: God Emperor and Free Speech

Poutine is a french thing you uncultured retard. no one here likes donuts we like timbits. if you're going to try to stereotype us at least get the facts right, fat ass.

>America: God Emperor and Free Speech
I have been randomly arrested in NY for participating in an anti-Bush rally in 2004. They put me in a cage without water or access to a lawyer with other protesters.

So much for free speech.

>literally need a loicence for a holiday now
that's fucking dirty, Euros. A clear attempt to change the people's minds against brexit artificially.

>Be Bong
>Need drivers license
> Need tv license
>Need license to have trash in car
>Be secret 007 Bong
>Actually have a movie titled License to Kill

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they should have gassed you kraut

> 52x4= 210
Wew lad

>I have been randomly arrested in NY
>They put me in a cage without water or access to a lawyer with other protesters
it wasn't random that's what American's do to niggers.

Considering how do Brits on holiday behave, I'd say it's been long overdue.

What the fuck are you doing protesting on foreign soil you dumb fuck. I wish they would’ve maced and beat you.

>License to Kill
And in the film, Bond's license is revoked. Funny, isn't it. He isn't allowed to kill in the film.

Germany has more Islamic attacks than Turkey lmao.

>The names Bong
>Brit Bong

>poutine originated in quebec
>quebec is part of canada
Jeez, I already knew you were a faggot, but now we know you're retarded as well.

Will this policy benefit literally anyone?
>Loss of tourism
>Strengthening of Anti-EU sentiment in Britain
>No likely profits for either side
I mean it benefits us
Can't wait to chop up the continent

>What the fuck are you doing protesting on foreign soil you dumb fuck.
Exercising my 1st amendment rights.

One more Brexit Butthurt thread created by either a German or a Polack.

>£52
>being mad

It’s literally fucking nothing.
If it keeps Chantel, Dave and their 4 screaming scouse kids from ruining my meal then I’m all for it.

1st amendment doesnt apply to you faggot.

The whole License meme in England has gotten so out of hand. In America, you honestly need them to hunt sometimes and to fucking drive. In England, I bet they'll make one for being a non Muslim.

>the pot calling the kettle black

Mehmet confirmed

Quebec is as much a part of Canada as puerto rico is a part of the US.

Aint about money, this revenge and punishment for the remaining 51% of non islamic brits who voted exit.

Yeah we did lmao. Almost as bad as you guys did on the beaches, on the sea, in the air, on the hills, in the trenches, on the mountains, in the cities, in the towns, in the forests, in your own capital. During both World Wars.

>They put me in w cage without access to water
Jail
>Without ability to contact lawyers
Once again jail
You were being detained
It sucks. Water fountains generally aren't in the cels they keep people for six hours until a judge rules on the case
You can ask for water while being processed

>I bet they'll make one for being a non Muslim.
Stop giving them ideas.

So not very

I want to say something bad about Hungary. But you have a lot of hot women and nothing comes to mind.

Call them a Bozgor.

Fucking brilliant.
Plus we've never even heard of "bank holidays" on the mainland.

Thanks for not using the gypsy meme. As a bong above noted, this loisens will keep out the chav types who made a bad reputation for all UK fags.

YES YES YES
Thank you jesus

Don't derail this thread, Genius of the Carpathians.

Naw, dude. Absolutely not. Puerto Rico is a small commonwealth, but has nowhere near the same economic impact as Quebec has for Canada. Fucking 90% of your maple syrup comes from there.

>Oi, it's 7 bong! Time to pray.
>Brown toothed Bong doesn't giev praise to Allah
>BombBongs surround him and beat him up in an islamic mob
>Constable Patel throws him in the paddywagon for not having his pray license

>thinking maple trees only grow in Quebec
>thinking i give a shit about disgusting syrup we ship to fat American's for profit
American education at it's finest.