This is on the front page of a top news outlet in USA

>This is on the front page of a top news outlet in USA

Explain yourself amerimutts

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vice.com/en_us/article/4wb999/dear-straight-guys-its-time-to-start-putting-things-in-your-butt
economist.com/science-and-technology/2018/10/06/another-set-of-fake-papers-takes-aim-at-social-sciences-nether-regions
youtu.be/Ia7fUQXskvA
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Source:

vice.com/en_us/article/4wb999/dear-straight-guys-its-time-to-start-putting-things-in-your-butt

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>Vice
>top news outlet
>Apr 8 2016

>vice
>top news outlet
Lol ok

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>Truvada marketing

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It's a joke get over it

gayfag here
it's not THAT great

The end is near. All hell is about to break loose.

I'd divest from this country. The Big Man upstairs doesn't think any of this is funny. The usual way He deals with situations like this is to open that nation up to the most vile, violent shit of the planet to rush in and kill everything that moves.

The male G-spot. What's the problem?

>Indian Savage
>Claim " VICE " is top US News Source

Get back to shitting in the streets and gang raping children in hospitals you fucking shit skin savage.

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Yeah the US sucks. I identify as German.

>2016

KYS

I hope we never outsource our memes to India.

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Scram schlomo!

I bet it has something to do with having the god emperor savior of the white race as president and being less cucked than them stinkin eurofags

The article is correct tho. One of my GFs introduced me to this shit when i was 17 or so and she asked me if she can put a finger in my ass cause she heard its awesome. I was like "NO WAY THATS GAY" but after a week or so i let her do it and she blew me while doing it.
>I SAW THE LIGHT

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Freak in the sheets, shits in your streets.

He's Drumpf, He's Drumpf, He's Drumpf
He's in my head

This is obviously they gay way.

The manly way is to pay a slut to massage your prostate.

To be honest, people have been putting things in their butts since long before we started dividing people into "gay" and "straight".

For instance; in the medieval period, buggery was something anyone could potentially be suspected of, and was considered a "universal temptation" rather than something practiced only by persons of such proclivity.

Homosexual orientation is an artificial construct; to some degree or another homosexual sex is prevalent amongst most mammals as a social activity, but often doesn't stop them seeking out mates for procreation.

Penguins seem to be the exception, homosexual penguin "couples" forming stable pairs that kidnap eggs to raise themselves, but they also fuck corpses and spend much of the year living as far away from their main supply of food as possible, so it's possible there's just something wrong with penguins.

I had my cute 30 something blonde doctor have to finger me to check an inflammation I had in my ass. It felt uncomfortable and absolutely unsexy as hell. Liberals just want to reduce sexuality to this horrifying brown morass of sameness where you have cuntboys and muscular dyke futanari.

Funny thing is I heard those guys who pranked the crazy SJW journals with fake studies also penned one such study as this. “Going in through the back door: Challenging male straight homohysteria and transphobia through receptive penetrative sex toy use”.
economist.com/science-and-technology/2018/10/06/another-set-of-fake-papers-takes-aim-at-social-sciences-nether-regions

It's unfortunately a top one for liberals. I mean NPR has on buzzfeed 'reporters' and Obama was buddy buddy with Buzzfeed. They're garbage, just popular with garbage people.

prostate stimulation is a very individual thing, some men like it while others dont. and it has hardly anything to do with being gay, tons of gays dont like to take it up the butt and tons of straight men like being pegged

Usually the main problem is that there is shit in there. It requires lube. Requires lots of time to relax. Alone I find it pointless desu

>America are a bunch of pooftas
Shocking especially their sacredness of the female body but are ok with violence which is basically what faggotry is all about, things are NOT meant to be put up your arse, it's violent in nature.

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Bullshit
It feels like a turd is sitting there and really wants to get out

>and then everybody clapped

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Homofag

>Article From VICE
>Article 2+ years old

Fuck off you Indian shit skin. Back to your shithole you go. Pic related, what a thriving amazing place you live OP!

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Lay off the hooka, goats cant talk mohamoud.

>2016

Was ist da los Kamerad?

How about abstaining from sex?

This Americans hate nudity but love shoving shit up their arses. Hilarious pic btw. You're a great pooster.

Her name was JENNY ... go figure

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Alles klar

that's it white boi good job

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Program updated ...

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This kike wants the U.S. to send medical aid to the caravan before it even reaches the border?

>vice

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It's Vice. They write bullshit stories like this all the time.

i already do that and there is nothing wrong with that if you have a stable relationship with your married wife.

youtu.be/Ia7fUQXskvA

That's pretty accurate, prostate stimulation is redpilled.

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It's Vice, not Vice News
Most of the news is Enquire tier anyway

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The "universal" argument is retarded.

People was indulgeing in degeneracy and faggotry since ancient times. Yes.
They were also bashing the skulls of degenerates and faggots to keep civilization from collapsing.

'Mutts are a Messianic, Leviticus brain-fucked cesspit of Zionist inbreds, that fuck their relations, yet vilify sex and sexuality -- meanwhile, glorifying war and violence in the name of Israëli foreign legion recruitment... As they tolerate the most degenerate aspects of sexual libertinism.

Being this contradicted and conflicted, it's little wonder a dotard pied piper is now dancing them off of the precipice...

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The memes are coming to life

Reminder, you sexist transphobes need to start dating trans people. If you’re with a cute girl and turns out she has a dick, it’s YOUR DUTY to suck it and fuck his shitty asshole. If you refuse to do so, you’re worse than a normal bigot.

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>a top news outlet
Ha

That's not possible if the sex happening is rape.

>prolapsed anus incoming
>getting shit everywhere
>rectal cancer
No problem, right goys? Just enjoy yourself, don't worry about the gay rectal cancer epidemic, just enjoy yourself.

I already have things in my butt, huge ever flowing chunks of shit, which I grunt out and smear all over THIS VERY BOARD.
Being Indian I know you have a deeper understanding of my art.

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ebin...

Fake and gay

Wtf

That's literally how the Catholic church saw it; as something anybody could be doing in secret.

And it really depends what culture you're talking about.

The Inca for instance, were heinous bummers, as seen by their pottery.

And don't even get me started on some Papuan tribes; they literally believe you have to drink gallons of an initiated man's spooge to absorb his "male energy" and "become a man", so they have a system of organized male pederasty.

Get some oldschool anthropology books; 1940's or earlier if you want the straight dope on things (((they))) don't want you to know about all sorts of indigenous cultures.

For instance, from "People Of All Nations" - a multi-volume series, i learned that Native Australians roast their young men over hot coals and stab them in the dick 'til they bleed as part of their initiation rites.

Remember; if reality triggers you, you can always an-hero.

Otherwise, you'd best consider it just another reason that your culture is worth preserving against others.

You make the words good m80 I like you

Well it DOES feel really good...

STOP BEING STRAIGHT!
Why can't you be gay like anyone else?

But straight men are already the top buyers of anal toys

Toilet paper industry wants your assholes to be huge.

> Vice
> top news outlet

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Least we don't shit in the street faggot.

Damn the big TP lobby, what HAVEN'T they gotten their claws into?

>vice
really live up to their name don't they

>the future American

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Vice can put stuff up it's butt, like a cactus maybe, or an angry stoat.

>Explain yourself amerimutts
Roman men fucked each other on a daily basis. Then some incels started Christianity which forbids all kinds of sex so they could feel better about themselves.

>put stuff up its butt, like a cactus maybe, or an angry stoat.
sounds like a potential /b/ thread!

>2018
>still not taking the rodpill

I can't even

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>Vice can put stuff up it's butt
Didn't Gavin McInnes do that live on camera? I recall hearing something like that, can't confirm though since I don't follow Gavin at all.

Holy christ, I've never read such a massive redpilled summary of the trans situation as this.

i miss the days when vice wasn't buzzfeed

Why would minors be at risk of STIs?

How to spot cancer faggot headline (apart from it being vice which is a dead giveaway)
>Dear white people...
>Dear straight people...
>Dear men...
>Do the opposite of what you feel is right for you...
>...and it's a good thing
>...and that's ok
also
>vice
>top news outlet
aahaha

Americans already get fucked every day by Washington. The mightiest of dildos wont be a match. Even the peen of their gf's black lover would be barely felt by now.

>Americans already get fucked every day by Washington

#FeminismHasConsequences

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>top news outlet
>VICE

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I need specifics, so, if I stimulate my own prostate, is it gay? What about a medical examination? What if it's a dick that is stimulating it?

I own several baddragon dildos.

I'm convinced I'd never be able to look my future children in the eye if anything ever penetrated my anus

>VICE

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>stick stuff up your butt
>become progressive

If it worked like that I'd have gone round the horseshoe and landed back at Centrism by now.

>Vice
Fucking trash even by the lefts standards.
Legacy media is dying, headlines like this are a desperate attempt at clicks.
Fuck vice

>a top news outlet

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It's a pretty nice tip. Not sure if going so far with anal penetration but giving a massage to your taint while jerking off is pretty big.

Not sure why people are afraid of toying with your own body to achieve more pleasure.

Gotta protect that secret male spirit juice I guess.

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What the fuck?

You should cite your sources when you quote Professor Nye in the future m8

>liberal says this
"so you admit there are rapists travelling with the caravan? WOW......"
>implosion of the mind

Dear Kike Guys, It's Time to Start Putting a Revolver On Your Temple.

Suicide is best done before white guys shoot you themselves.

>t.

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>vice
yea, we know they're degenerate. Just like Jezabel, WSJ, NYT, Washington post, and all the rest of em

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Haven't you heard? Jokes in 2k18 are literally another shoah
Get with the times, jewie

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They had to calm down after 2016. The liberal media outlets were going insane.