Don't mind me lads, just enjoying my literal paradise of a state

Don't mind me lads, just enjoying my literal paradise of a state

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Tasmania would make a good map for an Elder Scrolls game.

>burnie

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>took away guns from the rest of the country

But is it full?

What happens here?

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you and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

That's where I live, maintaining the only cell tower in the area.

Please never fucking visit me.

sames.

>less than 500k people
>seasonal climate that is generally cool and pleasant
>super safe
>beautiful, untarnished nature everywhere

FUCK YOU OP

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didnt you guys kill off the tasmanian tiger or something

Ahh the great south land of no freedoms whatsoever

how to cell towers work? are they connected to eachother by wire or do they transmit their signal wirelessly? if so, how do cell phone towers have enough range to reach eachother but then not enough for the end users, allowing signal holes?

>safe

not from giant ants

you're thinking of abos..

>4th video when you search Tasmania in youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=N1_XIoi14gM

wikipedia can give you all of that information but I can try I guess

>the electricity comes via powerline
>the towers don't need to reach each other, just the phones. why build such redundant overlap when satellites do the rest of the work?
>half the state has no signal, of course there are holes.

Elaborate

That's roughly the route me and my buddies took on our motorcycle trip around the island last year, except we went up to Stanley too. Fuckin' tops, except the east side is nothing special and is just like the greater Brisbane area (particularly Toowoomba). Would go again, but it's fucking pricey. Cheaper to fly to NZ.

Explain

here's what it used to be like
youtube.com/watch?v=rEMIDgQebxM

now it's just a mock version of new zealand designed for shilling to tourists.

Is there a colony of rich cunts that live on the shores of lake gordon?

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that was all martin bryant's fault
you can't blame all of tasmania for that

I'd move there tomorrow if I could find a job in Tassie, can't fucking stand this hot Queensland climate

so are you saying satellites connect the lonely towers to the internet, but then why do satellites not simply connect each end user internet to the internet like that?

Doofs

the shoreline is made of mud and there are dead trees underwater that are over 100ft tall. also the weather is like oregon. the only redeeming factor is that it's stocked with fish and there's easy access to the suicide dam. the town nearby, strathgordon, is basically abandoned.

i'm just joking i know its a sore spot for tassies

It's a nanny state shit hole

most people are coming around to the false flag.

>why would anyone do that, just go on the internet and lie?

my guess is that phones would waste a lot of battery if they had to beam up to a satellite each time.

>Laughs in 50% unemployment

>There are dead trees underwater that are 100 feet tall
is that standing up? that shit would freak me out as one of my only phobias is large unexplained objects in bodies of water
>the weather is like oregon
yeah i've heard it's like the patagonia of australia. looks comfy as fuck. would seriously consider moving to that town when the world ends and start some sort of meth making operation

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But he explained it

lots of drugs are made there already.. so bring your guns with you.

>easy access to the suicide dam
An essential part of any residence. I have to travel over a fucking hour to get to my nearest one

the trees can be fallen on the lake bottom

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they stand upright, there are deep parts of the lake where they are underwater,but still 2pooc4me

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arent tasmanians inbred tho

Cannibals and thylacines.

It looks cold.

>>super safe
One of the worst places for roos in the backyard.

its a shithole i left because no work and everybody was a cunt
full of fuckin chinks and cunts

lol

not anymore

>(((Walls of Jerusalem National Park)))

i don't know if it's some sort of deep seated psychological problem causing this but those things literally strike fear in me. like even something that looks semi natural like a tree looks unnatural and creepy poking out of the water like that. tasmania looks cash but fuck that place

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Lmao, mate. I just spent a long weekend on one of the most beautiful coasts in the world, drinking, smoking joints, taking MDMA, diving for abalone and crayfish, all while cops and fisheries driving backwards and forwards past our accommodation all day, with no hassles whatsoever.

Get lost on the spinifex flats yet m8?

This

What's it like being an insufferable pussy?

How would you feel going to Poland's crooked forest. Just walking around one day on your own and coming upon 400 trees all curved in the exact same way

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I'd prefer to move back to my ancestral homeland in Europe but Tassie would be the next best option.

It's funny I catch normalfags saying they want to move to cooler parts of Australia. It's sad what has happened to the people that have lived in this land, Aboriginal and European. History is a cruel joke, and the present is an abomination.

Hell, even Albert Einstein left Tasmania after he split the beer atom.

Pretty sad thinking what polish men did to those trees.

Sounds so cool. The aussie posters l8t night are true bros

I assumed that cell towers were hardwire connected to landlines and data networks, rather than latency prone satellites

Fuck off cunt, full.

doesn't do anything for me because those fuckers aren't standing in water

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Underrated. Nice one.
You seen Reckless Kelly, mate?

What's it like not being able to understand hyperbole?

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>You seen Reckless Kelly, mate?

Yeah, but it paled in comparison.

its where we buried all the abos

It varies from NorCal weather to vaguely Seattle/Vancouver depending on the location, some of the high-altitude country has a climate similar to the Alaskan panhandle

If I can get a passive income going, I'll move either there or the Northern Rivers.

those places do look like a hella good place for a hammock or some shit tho

Wouldn't anywhere with trees make a good place for a hammock?

keep it down lads....
IM TRYIN TO SLEEP!!!

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When a normie says 'I want to move to a colder climate' it usually mean 'I want to move to Melbourne and be a hipster'

>literal paradise

yeah but it just has a very good aesthetic for a hammock. has a jungle book vibe with the bendy part being where you would put your feet. i could see that place being a prime spot for normie american families to take oversaturated sappy family photos with overalls or some shit if the forest itself didn't look so depressing

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You're a braver cunt than me if you'd hang a hammock from

You're thinking of Canberra.

The entire nation of Poland is pretty depressing tbqh, except for Auschwitz

He's probably never seen a tree before like those gook tourists who take photos of them because to quote them"I've never seen a real tree before"

He's a mutt

It's full of dead tree's because it's actually a Hydro dam with a fancy name, those tree's were once standing on the valley floor like normal tree's until the nasty white men flooded the whole shitfight. Now of course it's pristine wilderness that white man has never set foot in.

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could be from arizona

You cunts need to ceed from the Mainland and establish an ethnostate.

jews are watching and you're going to be fucked over harder than norfolk island by the kikeklan

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Dark elves are literally Australians

how many spics, niggers, chinks and mudslimes are there?

HOW THE FUCK DID WE LET THE FUCKING CHINKS RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING
CHINKS: THE JEW OF THE JEWS

i've never seen an attractive chink chick
the BEST OF THE BEST are like a 6/10 meh

yeah lad!

>I've come to australia because i've never seen a tree before
The chinese tourists have made their way to even where i live which is a less than scenic shithole city in the south. I guess the word is out that america has trees too.

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>Birth place of the Greens
>No jobs, the government is the states largest employer.
>Any real industry that this state had has been truely fucked over an forever ruined by the Greens (the timber industry for example).
>Any proposed infrastructure developments get knocked back by the Greens/boomers who want to “Keep Tassie pure”. An example of this is the proposed cable car development, the head of the anti-cable car committee was a FORMER owner of a property that the proposed route that the cable car will go over.
>Claims to be clean and green but has both a paper mill and a zinc works both operating on the banks of the river Derwent.
>If you try and do any sort of work minor work to your house (or even you front fence) in Hobart and some do-gooder passes by and sees you, they will dob you into the council for doing work without a permit.
>The local and state government are both corrupt, only giving government contracts to their mates. And if anyone of their mates gets into any strife then they will help try and cover it up.
>The Hobart city council has recently elected a new major; a woman who was a former member of the Greens Party..
>Recently there was a push for the for Tasmanian birth certificates to not list the gender of a the child on them.
>Massive influx of Chinese/Asian migrants in the last 5 years, the suburb of Sandy Bay is now Sandy Beijing.
>Hobart’s peak our traffic is fucked, not because of the amount of people on the road but simply because there was a massive lack of foresight by former governments in upgrading/building new road an highways.
>Renaming of places to include their “original aboriginal names”, for example Mount Wellington is now known as kunanyi / Mount Wellington.
>There are people who live in rural places south of Hobart who have never actually been to Hobart in their entire lives, it is probably a 1 and a half hour drive max.

>some do-gooder passes by and sees you, they will dob you into the council
That kind of boot-licking "person" should unironically be gassed.

you have a Sudanese problem.
you have a meth problem.
you have a moslem problem down south.

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Most of these criticism could also apply to the rest of Australia, or even the rest of the Western world for that matter. That being said you're definitely right, Greens have utterly cucked your state and they need the rope immediately

Watcha doin up there?

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plotting world domination

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Tasmania is a beautiful state but it's a shame it's filled with Tasmanians

KEK

They only connect to towers directly if they are in remote, low bandwidth areas, where the terrain prohibits reliable terrestrial connections. Satellite bandwidth is very expensive, and only phones made to operate on their Hz would work. Also, satphones use LEO constellations, and you would have to use one that matches whatever network you're subscribed to.

They are.

Looking for tigers

Idkwbiby

Im so fucking jealous.

Just think of those poor poor salmon!

How's Ravenswood going?